Death’s Door Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of living a boring, safe life in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will have you on the edge of your blocky seat at all times! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of almost dying every time you log in.

Our server is so intense that even the creepers are scared to approach you. You’ll be dodging arrows, lava, and falling anvils left and right. But hey, who said survival was easy?

Once, a player on our server was so close to death that they actually had a heart attack in real life. But don’t worry, they’re fine now! Just make sure to have your defibrillator handy when you log on.

So, if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and see just how close to death you can get, join our server today. Just make sure to sign our waiver first.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	420

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftyCreeperz: Where we write the best Minecraft adventures, just like Uncharted 2 and 4!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further, because our server was created by the mastermind behind some of the most successful video games of all time! That’s right, this server was crafted by the same genius who wrote Uncharted 2 and 4, directed The Last of Us, and even created the most watched HBO Max show ever!

Join us on this epic journey where you can build, mine, and explore in a world like no other. Our CEO founder has brought his expertise and creativity to make this server the ultimate gaming experience. Don’t listen to the haters who try to deny his success, come see for yourself why this server is the talk of the town. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
New Chunks Explored:	326080	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Players Killed by Monsters:	5353	Void Gems Collected:	25
Emeralds Found:	3132	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

AngloCraft: Where the only language is ‘F*** you non-anglos!’

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where we dominate all non-anglos with our superior language skills! Join us if you want to witness the ultimate language battle where we crush all those who dare to speak anything other than English. Our players are so fluent in English that even the mobs in the game are starting to speak it too! So come on, join us and show off your language prowess or get ready to be defeated by the power of the English language!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Crafty Killers – Minecraft meets Dead By Daylight in /dbdg/ server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve taken Dead By Daylight and turned it into a wild and wacky adventure! Picture this: you and your friends can either be the survivors trying to repair generators and escape, or you can be the killer trying to catch them and sacrifice them for…reasons.

Join us for our Bugfix Patch event where we promise to fix all the bugs in the game…or at least try to. Or how about our All Things Wicked Chapter Trailer, where things get so wicked, you won’t know what hit you!

Our developer update for March 2024 is so exciting, you’ll be on the edge of your seat waiting for the next update. And don’t forget to download our DBD Icon Collabs 2019-2022, because who wouldn’t want to show off their killer style in Minecraft?

So come on down to our server where the only rule is: 473430952 didn’t disable the rbt and died. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the madness and mayhem we have in store for you!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

LazyCraft: Where We Take It Easy for Another Week

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity!

Join us for another week of taking it easy… or should we say, taking it CRAZY! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, hilarious mini-games, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the enchanted cows that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most epic, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Ores Mined:	7633
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3637	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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🤣 Join our Minecraft server where wearing a Nirvana shirt in public is a requirement! Why, you ask? Because our server is so grunge-tastic that even Kurt Cobain himself would approve. Plus, we guarantee that you’ll start listening to Nirvana on repeat after just one day of playing on our server – it’s that immersive! So come on, grab your flannel and get ready to rock out in the virtual world like never before. 🤘🎸 #MinecraftMadness #GrungeGaming

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Minecrafthouseki: Land of Gems

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of suffering and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to mine for diamonds. Watch out for our resident Phosphophyllite, who may look cute but will definitely wreck havoc on your peaceful mining expedition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and prepare for the ultimate test of survival!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	734350	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

NudeCraft: Where Exes’ Regrets Become Pixelated Reality

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Are you tired of dealing with drama like trying to get back at your ex for sending nudes to your friends? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up anger by building a giant statue of your ex out of TNT and blowing it up in a glorious explosion of revenge! Plus, our community is full of players who have their own crazy ex stories to share, so you’ll fit right in. Join now and let the healing begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Potions Brewed:	106
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Attacks Are Just Another Day in Your Country!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Imagine riding pigs through the streets, building giant statues of yourself, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh. We have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where you can compete against other players in a race to the finish line on the backs of fluffy sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and a dream. Will you be the next champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience all the craziness that happens in your country!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Void Gems Collected:	39	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Alien Abductions:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Kat’s Kooky Craft Kingdom: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Kat.

Kat was just your average Minecraft player, mining away in the depths of the world, when suddenly she stumbled upon our server. And let me tell you, her life was never the same again. She was greeted by a band of mischievous pandas who taught her how to build the most epic roller coasters you’ve ever seen. And that’s not all – she also discovered a secret underground disco party where the creepers were the DJs!

But the real reason you should join our server is because we have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this treasure will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Villages Defended:	15
Chimeras Created:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty LOLz: ‘Is Anyone Else Noticing’ Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that have no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. We have a secret underground society of spic-loving, scat fetishist, freemason, homosexual, Jew players who are just waiting to welcome you with open arms. And let’s not forget about our fearless leader, who is basically the Minecraft version of Hitler (but in a totally non-offensive, hilarious way).

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane, wacky community in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way). Let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

LOLcraft – Honkai Star Rail Edition

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring landscapes and lackluster adventures? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us on a journey through the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll encounter epic battles and mystical creatures at every turn. Explore the Acheron realm and discover your true colors as you fight for glory and honor.

But wait, there’s more! Embark on a quest among the stars where destiny awaits, and uncover the secrets of the universe. With character banners featuring Acheron, Luocha, Gallagher, Pela, and Dan Heng, you’ll never run out of new challenges to conquer.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have exclusive drip marketing with characters like Robin and Boothill, each with their own unique abilities to help you on your journey.

So what are you waiting for? Redeemable codes, tools, and resources are at your fingertips on our server. Join now and experience the adventure of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Girl Band CryCraft

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Do you want to know what Nina was searching for before she mysteriously disappeared from our server? Well, rumor has it that she was on the hunt for the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Yes, you heard that right – a majestic unicorn covered in sparkling diamonds that can fly you around the server in style.

Join our server and embark on a quest to find this mythical creature before anyone else does! But be warned, the unicorn is said to only appear to those with the purest of hearts and the most epic building skills.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the envy of all your friends as you ride into battle on the back of a Diamond-Encrusted Unicorn Mount! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind Nina’s disappearance along the way. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.