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EternalBlockParty – Minecraft SMP

EternalBlockParty, Life goals Longevity Happiness Health Fulfillment Dreams Contentment Love Success Wealth Family Peace Wisdom Adventure Prosperity Gratitude Passion Balance Purpose Abundance, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	6777
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Animals Bred:	15
Potions Brewed:	89	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers do the Macarena. Yeah, that’s the kind of craziness you’ll find on this server.

We’ve got a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. And don’t even get me started on the giant chicken boss that drops fried chicken wings as loot. It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will launch you into the stratosphere. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden potato that grants you infinite hunger.

So, if you want to join the most insane, wacky, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP server out there, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a wild ride, my dude.

CraftyCreationsMC

Afterlife, Beliefs, CraftyCreationsMC, creator, deity, Divine, Existence, FAITH, GOD, Higher power, moral code, opinion, philosophy, PRAYER, Religion, salvation, spirituality, Supernatural, theology, Universe, Worship

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Void Gems Collected:	38
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server where even God himself plays? That’s right, our server is so amazing that even the big man upstairs can’t resist logging on to build some epic structures and battle it out with other players. Join now to see if you can take on God in a PvP match or team up with him to create the ultimate base. Who knows, maybe he’ll even bless you with some diamond armor for good luck! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to impress the man upstairs!

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7381
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9104
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Zombie Dances:	2

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Farms Harvested:	222
Divine Spears Created:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3603

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Animals Bred:	177	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1184
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	1007
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9593
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	565594	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension Hops:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6714
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Votes:	404
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Players Killed by Monsters:	9540
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4798
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Votes:	3554
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5359
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4171
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1581
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Emeralds Found:	5108	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Votes:	1417
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Players:	91/100	Votes:	4771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Mines Excavated:	1901
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1