DeathDefeated Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we laugh in the face of death and build epic structures to show it who’s boss! Join us if you’re tired of boring old survival servers and want to experience the thrill of battling zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Our server is filled with crazy challenges like trying to tame a wild Ender Dragon or building a roller coaster that goes through the Nether. We even have a secret underground base where we keep all our stolen diamonds… I mean, legally acquired treasures.

But the real reason to join our SMP is for the epic PvP battles that happen every full moon. It’s a fight to the death with enchanted weapons and armor, and the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

So if you’re ready to conquer death and have a hilarious time doing it, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4638
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1135
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16
Mines Excavated:	4743	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Villages Defended:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1877
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Crops Grown:	7454
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	29
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	294	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	615
Endless Night Skies:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5501
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Magic Items Found:	2879
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Votes:	7137

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Void Armor Forged:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6410
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	4017
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	6200
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	74
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Magic Items Found:	1076	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9263
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8019
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Love Letters Sent:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Star Shards Collected:	160	Dimension Hops:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Animals Bred:	183
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Crops Grown:	5062

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9004
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3437
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Crops Grown:	9191	Meteorite Armor Created:	12