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| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 8788 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6533 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 27 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! We have secret treasure hidden all over the map, guarded by evil villagers with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Chicken of Destiny, who grants you three wishes (but only if one of them is for more chicken).
And get this, we have a roller coaster that goes through the Nether and back, with twists and turns that will make you scream like a little girl. Plus, our PvP arena is lit AF, with lava traps and TNT cannons that will make you question your sanity.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but it’ll be a hilarious regret, I promise.
