Are you tired of playing on boring old servers filled with macfags? Look no further, because on our server, we have Santa himself taking care of those pesky macfags! That’s right, Santa is on a mission to rid the server of all macfags and bring peace to the land of Minecraft. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even a visit from Santa himself. Domo arigato for choosing our server, where the macfags don’t stand a chance!
Dear Santa, Minecraft SMP
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Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP
athletes, CANCELLED, community theater, Competition, controversy, criticism, Drama, elderly abuse, Entertainment, gasses, Hollyjew, KWAB, Military, Performance, Rampage, sports, Tony, tripple aids, Vince, wrestling, Zero_Draw_Shitter_Minecraft_SMP
Are you tired of boring SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Do you want to join a server where the drama is as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!Join us for epic battles where even the chickens have better military strategies than some players. And if you ever need a good laugh, just watch as someone tries to take on the hollyjew and ends up crying for their mommy.
But that’s not all! We have community theater bullshit that will make you question your sanity, and a yearly match where the loser gets gassed in the first 5 seconds. It’s like the Hunger Games, but with more explosions and less Jennifer Lawrence.
Forget about Vince, he’s too old and not even sane anymore. And Tony? He has no idea what he’s doing, but he’s still doing it. Join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes. Who needs Rampage when you have us?
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Mine >2008 Minecraft Server
2008, Advancements, comparison, console, Evolution, Gaming, gaming industry, graphics, graphics comparison, gt2008, Minecraft, Nostalgia, old vs new, PC, progress, Retro, Server, Shadow Generations, still looks better, Technology, video games, visual improvementAre you tired of playing on servers that look like they were designed in the Stone Age? Well, look no further because our server is so advanced, it makes games from 2008 look like they were made by cavemen! Join us and experience graphics so crisp, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels.But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Ender Pigeon. This majestic creature soars through the skies dropping feathers that grant you the power of flight. Who needs wings when you have the Ender Pigeon on your side?
And if you’re feeling lucky, take a trip to our Nether realm where you can challenge the Blaze King to a dance-off. Legend has it that whoever can out-dance the Blaze King will be granted the power to control fire itself. Just make sure you stretch before you bust a move, those flames can get pretty hot!
So why wait? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs shadow generations when you can have this level of insanity?
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WELL WELL WELL Minecraft SMP
0.1%, anticipation, Community, discussion, EXCITEMENT, Fans, football, forum, Game, Inevitable, Liverchads, Liverpool, match, Minecraft, moment, outcome, prediction, Score, smp, sports, Thread, well
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate chaos-filled adventure you’ve been looking for!Join us and witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato. Watch as our resident prankster fills the entire spawn area with chickens, causing chaos and mayhem for all who dare to enter.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Diamonds for Cookies” trade, where players can exchange precious diamonds for delicious cookies baked by our server owner’s grandma.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the madness! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let the games begin!
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Laser Beam UK Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of pesky drones invading your Minecraft world? Well, fear not because on our server, we have a top-secret laser system built by the UK to shoot down any unwanted flying pests! And guess what? All you need to protect yourself from the lasers is some cheap porous ceramics! But be warned, ceramic sh*t won’t shield you against microwaves, so watch out for those sneaky attacks! Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure filled with laser battles and ceramic chaos!
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Million Dollar Profits Minecraft SMP
Dollar, eternal health, financial freedom, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Success, forever.., health investments, healthy aging, healthy lifestyle, holistic wellness, investment strategies, life extension, live healthy, Long-term Health, Longevity, MILLION, million dollar profits, Minecraft, PROFITS, retirement goals, smp, sustainable living, wealth management, Wealth preservation
Are you tired of dying in Minecraft and losing all your stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, our magical world has a secret potion that will keep you alive and healthy for eternity. Say goodbye to respawning at your bed and hello to immortality!But that’s not all, folks! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Want to be the richest player on the server? Just befriend the Diamond Chicken and watch the diamonds roll in!
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the elusive Bacon Tree. Yes, you heard that right – a tree that grows bacon! Imagine never having to hunt for food again because you have a never-ending supply of delicious bacon at your fingertips.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world where you can live healthy and forever, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where bacon grows on trees. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!
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FegCraft – Minecraft Server
Calendar, discussion, emulation, Event Calendars, Events, feg, FegCraft, FEH trailer, fire emblem, Fire Emblem Franchise, Fire Emblem General, fire emblem heroes, Fire Emblem Heroes Links, Fire Emblem Series Emulation Guide, Fire Emblem Series Summary, games, general, guides, Minecraft, Server, TrailerWelcome to our Minecraft server, where we take our love for Fire Emblem to a whole new level! Join us for epic battles, strategic gameplay, and a community that’s tighter than Chrom’s pants.Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground arena where you can duel other players using nothing but diamond swords and enchanted bows. Rumor has it that if you win three matches in a row, you’ll unlock the legendary Fire Emblem armor set that grants you +1000 defense against creepers.
But that’s not all! We also have a hidden village in the sky where you can trade with villagers who look suspiciously like characters from the Fire Emblem series. Need some emeralds? Just trade them a few stacks of Nether wart and they’ll hook you up.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, embark on our quest to find the mythical Fire Emblem itself. Legend has it that it’s hidden deep within the Nether, guarded by a dragon that breathes fire hotter than the sun. But hey, nothing worth having comes easy, right?
So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that Fire Emblem fans are not to be messed with. Just remember, when in doubt, always choose Hector.
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> Almost 2025 Minecraft SMP
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Are you tired of being stuck in the past, like almost 2025 kind of past? Join our Minecraft SMP where time travel is not only possible, but encouraged! We’ve got players from all different eras, from cavemen to astronauts, all coming together to build, mine, and cause chaos in the most hilarious ways possible. So come join us and make history…or rewrite it completely!
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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server
2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clan battles, clubs, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, Youtubers
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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡
❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode
❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation
❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans
❗ Statistics for leaders and active players
❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store
❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.
❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes
❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs
❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server
❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.
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Crafty World Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether!Join us and you’ll be dancing and freaking out as you explore our wild and wacky world. We’ve got secret dance parties in abandoned mineshafts, creeper karaoke nights, and even a rollercoaster that goes through the End portal (watch out for Endermen trying to photobomb your selfies)!
So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and get ready to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course). Let’s get this party started!
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Fate/Strange Fake Minecraft SMP
action, Alternate Universe, Anime, cia, Conspiracy, Espionage, Fake, FANTASY, fate series, fate strange fake, FateStrange, Impostor, light novel, long tail tag, Manga, Minecraft, Mr. Langal, Mystery, secret agent, smp, Supernatural, Thriller, undercover, urban fantasy
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Mr. Langal. Rumor has it that he’s actually a CIA agent undercover in the world of Minecraft, using his block-building skills to gather intel on the creepers and zombies. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret!Join our server for a chance to team up with Mr. Langal and help him uncover the mysteries of the Minecraft universe. Who knows, maybe you’ll even get recruited to join the CIA yourself! Plus, we have epic build battles, crazy pranks, and a never-ending supply of diamond swords for all your PvP needs. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wacky world of blocks and espionage!
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Crafty Comedy Minecraft Server
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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a few unexpected twists.Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere, challenging you to a dance-off for rare loot. Or how about stumbling upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who commands an army of feathered warriors and offers quests that will leave you clucking with excitement. And don’t even get us started on the magical talking sheep who can grant you wishes (for a price, of course).
So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join our server and embark on a hilariously absurd journey unlike anything you’ve ever seen before? Trust us, once you step foot in our world, you’ll never want to leave.
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””REEEEEE”” Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding. Our villagers have all been trained in the art of stand-up comedy, so you’ll never be bored trading with them. And don’t even get us started on the chickens – they’ve formed their own chicken mafia and will protect you at all costs. So come join us on the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server out there. Just be prepared to REEEEEE with laughter!
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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server
Babes, blocky, British babes, British beauty, British fashion, British females, British girls, British girls thread, British ladies, British models, British style, British women, Minecraft, Server, UK beauties, UK culture, UK fashion, Uk girls, UK girls forum, UK girls photos, UK girls pictures, UK lifestyle, UK women, United Kingdom girlsAre you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret portal that leads straight to the UK where all the British girls are waiting to play with you! That’s right, you can impress them with your block-building skills and maybe even find your Minecraft soulmate. But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs. Who needs boring old regular chickens when you can have these fabulous fowl? So come on over and join the fun – you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you on our server!
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Crafty SMP Shenanigans
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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)! Join us for a server experience like no other, where we have more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a stand-up comedy show.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how our resident builder accidentally turned their house into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would attract more players. Spoiler alert: it didn’t, but now we have chickens running amok everywhere!
And don’t even get me started on the time our fearless leader tried to ride a pig off a cliff thinking it would fly like a magical unicorn. Let’s just say it didn’t end well, but hey, at least we got some bacon out of it!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us! Just remember, if my grandma had a cock and balls, she’d probably be the reigning champion of our server’s annual pig racing competition. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
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Pixel Palace Minecraft Server
Accountability, corporate greed, corporate responsibility, Corruption, criminal justice, economic influence, Ethics, government oversight, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, justice system, Legal System, Minecraft, multi billion dollar corporations, murder, Palace, PIXEL, power dynamics, regulatory compliance, Server, social justice, societal impact, transparency, your country
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the chaos of your country and join a world where multi-billion dollar corporations are held accountable for their crimes… by getting blown up by creepers!Join us and fight against the corrupt overlords of your world by building epic structures, teaming up with fellow players, and unleashing your inner warrior against the evil forces that seek to control everything.
Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem on our server? Join now and let’s show those corrupt corporations who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!