DeadpoolCraft: Snip Snip Edition

circumcision, comic book, comic book characters, Deadpool, DeadpoolCraft, Edition, fictional characters, Foreskin, funny, healing factor, humor, Marvel, Meta, Mutant, mutant powers, Regeneration, satire, snip, SuperHero, Unconventional, unconventional humor, unconventional superheroes, wolverine

HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO EPIC, EVEN DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE WOULD JOIN IF THEY WEREN’T TOO BUSY GETTING CIRCUMCISED BUT STILL HAVING A FORESKIN? YEAH, THAT’S HOW CRAZY THIS SERVER IS. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS.

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A GIANT PIECE OF CHEESE FLOATING IN SPACE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON A SLICE OF CHEDDAR OR A CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE, WHATEVER TICKLES YOUR FANCY.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND MAYBE BRING A SNACK BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET HUNGRY FOR CHEESE. YOLO, AMIRITE?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Items Found:	4900	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

macaroni-land

Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Faction, Factions, Frog, great day, large biomes, Mini Games, Player-owned, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Rtp, rules, Shop, Spawn, Structures, Survival, thank you, TOWN, Tpa, Warp, Waystones, world gen

greetings and welcome to our server page, macaroni-land is survival-factionsque server we’re not sure what to call it but HEY here we are, now we got fairly simple stuff like large biomes, a low theme basically wanna make a town go nuts wanna make a faction and pillage the lands that’s great legit do what you do, just don’t break the like 4-5 rules we have which are legit just to help with the clowns you know no spamming no script clients stuff like that, currently we don’t have much up but we do have a very small shop at spawn so that’s cool now planned mini-games think spleef, some pvp gamemode’s stuff like that among other little trinkets, now currently we have the following = a simple shop at spawn + some player owned ones = RTP + TPA = large biomes world gen like they be big = a spawn warp along with tpa and waystones for fast travel = the frog(cool) = custom enchants and structures so yes if you would like to give us a shot we say thank you

thanks for reading and we hope to see you on thank you and have a great day.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

⚡ KAIF MINE 😈 OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN ⚡ Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, KAIF MINE, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Minecraft, Mob Arena, MORGENSHTERN, Official, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Project, Quake, Server, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spleef, TNT Run

The owner of the server «KAIF MINE OFFICIAL PROJECT OF MORGENSHTERN» has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	8150

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Udderly Newborn Calf Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby animals, baby bonding, Bonding, Calf, caretaking, Feeding, infant care, infant feeding, lactation, mammal, maternal bond, maternal instinct, maternal love, Minecraft, Motherhood, newborn, newborn calf, newborn care, nursing, Nurturing, Server, suckling, Udderly, udders

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us and experience the thrill of nursing on udders like a newborn calf! That’s right, we’ve got cows galore just waiting for you to suckle on their milk-filled teats. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cow cult that worships the sacred bovine goddess Moo-la. Will you join their ranks and ascend to dairy divinity? Only on our server! So what are you waiting for? Join now and start your journey to udderly ridiculous greatness!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Farms Harvested:	692	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Poojeet Influx Minecraft SMP

Canada, CHANGE, college, Diversity, Economy, employment, Flood, Future, immigration, Indians, influx, international students, Jobs, Migration, Mind, Minecraft, policy, Poojeet, poojeets, skilled labor, smp, trump, University, Workforce

Are you tired of being surrounded by poojeets in Canada? Looking for a fresh start where you won’t be flooded with thousands of Indians looking for jobs? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape the impending poojeet invasion. Build your dream base, explore new lands, and avoid the dreaded poojeet takeover. Don’t let Trump’s decisions dictate your Minecraft experience – join us now and game in peace!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

OkayWomanRescue Minecraft Server

apartment complex, Argument, BYSTANDER, Community, concern, Cultural differences, domestic violence, ethical dilemma, gender dynamics, intervention, Minecraft, moral responsibility, Moving, new environment, OkayWomanRescue, public confrontation, Race, racial tension, Safety, Server, Social Interaction, social norms, WOMAN

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value heroic acts like checking in on your fellow players! Join us for epic adventures and heart-pounding moments, just like the time our player bravely intervened in a parking lot dispute between two NPCs.

Imagine the thrill of standing up to a virtual bully and being called a Karen for your efforts. But fear not, on our server, you’ll be hailed as a hero for your courage in the face of adversity.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might just save the day and become a legend in our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

LunchRoomGrief

back to back meetings, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Deadlines, Home office, living arrangements, lunch break, LunchRoomGrief, office space, open plan, relationship, Respect, shared space, spare rooms, Understanding, work from home, work-life balance, working remotely

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of having your own space! Just like the player in this story, you deserve to enjoy your lunch break in peace without being banished to your office.

Join our server and build your own virtual living room where you can relax, eat your lunch, and watch virtual TV without any interruptions. No need to worry about back-to-back meetings or sharing space with anyone else – it’s all yours to enjoy!

Don’t let anyone kick you out of your own living room, even if it’s just a virtual one. Join our server now and claim your space for some well-deserved relaxation and fun! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	233	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

LifeDecisions_MC_SMP

career path, defining moment, hindsight, impactful decision, life journey, life trajectory, life-altering choice, life-changing decision, LifeDecisions_MC_SMP, major life change, New Direction, personal development, personal growth, pivotal moment, Self Discovery, self reflection, significant choice, transformative decision, transformative experience, turning point, unexpected outcome

Join our Minecraft SMP and make the decision that will change the course of your blocky life forever! Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild creeper appears and blows up your entire house. But fear not, because on our server, we have a secret society of ninja villagers who will rebuild your house in record time using only their bare hands and a few sticks of dynamite. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary enchanted golden carrot hidden deep within the mines, you’ll gain the power to fly like a chicken and shoot fireballs from your eyes. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the most epic adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ores Mined:	2514	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyGamerz – Building, mining, and exploring in the virtual world!

Adventure, building, console games, CraftyGamerz, current favorites, Entertainment, Exploring, favorite games, first person shooters, Fun, Gaming, Immersive, indie games, Interactive, Mining, multiplayer, online gaming, pc games, Puzzle Games, role playing games, simulation games, sports games, strategy, video games, virtual, world

Are you tired of boring old video games that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Piggy Olympics, where pigs compete in events like synchronized swimming and piggyback racing. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life with us? Join now and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Crops Grown:	2460	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BoomTalkCraft

BoomTalkCraft, communication devices, crisis management., emergency response, Exploding walkie-talkies, explosive devices, explosive devices in conflict zones, explosive incidents, Hezbollah militants, Hezbollah pager attack, Hezbollah terrorism, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon news, Middle East conflict, military technology, rock Lebanon, security threats, technology in warfare, terrorism in Lebanon, terrorist attacks, walkie-talkie explosion

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU LIKE EXPLODING WALKIE-TALKIES? WELL, BOY DO WE HAVE A SERVER FOR YOU! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE CHAOS OF LEBANON AFTER A WILD HEZBOLLAH PAGER ATTACK.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE SECRET UNDERGROUND BASES FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON STEROIDS.

ALSO, DID WE MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS HAUNTED BY CREEPY CLOWNS AND ZOMBIE LLAMAS? YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THAT WILL LEAVE YOU SCREAMING FOR MORE.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND LET THE MADNESS BEGIN!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Void Gems Collected:	20	Enchantments Applied:	268
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Crafty Hair Clinic: Metformin Madness

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this lit Minecraft server, fam! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how this server is like a magical potion for your hair, just like low-dose metformin for Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia!

So, picture this: you spawn into the server and suddenly your hair starts growing back thicker and more luscious than ever before. People will be like, “Dang, what shampoo you using?” And you’ll be like, “Nah, man, it’s all thanks to this Minecraft server!”

But that’s not all, folks! This server has a secret power to reverse any bad vibes and negativity in your life. It’s like a virtual therapy session, but way more fun! You’ll be laughing and having a blast with your new virtual friends, all thanks to the magical properties of this server.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and watch your hair grow back, your spirits lift, and your Minecraft skills level up like never before! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Peace out, homies!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

nightmare mc

Asia, Asia server, China, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, Europe, europe server, exp, friendly community, Friends, Hidden Features, India, language support, less rules, MONEY, multiplayer, no world reset, plugin support, PvP, Ranking, Roleplay, Singapore, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

》nightmare mc was a build in survival server for asia and europe (eurasia). with multi language support, and can be join from india (nightmaremc.net) china (cn.nightmaremc.net) singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》it supports economy, exp money , ranking level up, easy to use and limited restrictions in game, less rules , and a way to find friends in world. and many countless hiden features to discover. maximum well known plugin support. including custom enchants , and continusly updating the server , and best server for survival in asia, world. and home to friendly peoples. NOTE : we also promises to not reset world.

》nightmaremc is a survival server for Asia and Europe (eurasia). It supports multiple languages and can be joined from India (nightmaremc.net), China (cn.nightmaremc.net) and Singapore (sg.nightmaremc.net) 》It supports economy, experience points, ranking upgrades, easy to use and limited game restrictions, fewer rules, and a way to find friends around the world. There are countless hidden features to discover. Support for well-known plugins to the greatest extent. Including custom enchantments, and constantly updating the server, it is the best survival server in Asia and even the world. It is also the home of friendly people. We also promise not to reset the world.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Emeralds Found:	3711
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

The Confluent SMP

Calm, Community, Confluent SMP, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Minecraft, Players, PvE, Safe, Server, Vanilla

A Vanilla Minecraft server aiming to allow people to play Minecraft the way it ought to be!

We are a kind, growing community of players who aim for a calm, safe vanilla experience. No griefing or hacking is allowed, and we can see who has done these things.

Feel free to join our Discord using the link provided to connect directly with us. Have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Mooming Minecraft Server

confusion, deciphering, Decoding, definition, Enigmatic, Interpretation, Language, Meaning, Minecraft, Mooming, Mysterious, perplexing, puzzling, Server, Slang, Uncertain, Unclear, Understanding, Words

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is all about mooming! What is mooming, you ask? It’s a totally made-up word that we just invented, but it basically means having the most epic and hilarious adventures in Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself riding on flying cows, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and exploring dungeons filled with dancing chickens. Our server is so wacky that even the creepers can’t stop laughing!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of friendly zombies who just want to play Minecraft with you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have the power to turn all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most moom-tastic adventures in Minecraft!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	8486

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Minecraft SMP – /mjg/ – Mahjong General

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where we play Mahjong instead of mining and crafting. That’s right, forget about building houses and fighting mobs, it’s all about those sweet, sweet tiles now.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we play Mahjong, but we also have daily tutorials for newbies who have never played before. And if you’re still not convinced, we have a booru filled with hilarious Mahjong memes and a spreadsheet to keep track of all your wins and losses.

And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a weekly M-League tournament where you can show off your Mahjong skills and win fabulous prizes. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP now and let the Mahjong madness begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	52	Runes Activated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GrannyCraft: Mom’s Support Cancelled

CANCELLED, GrannyCraft, moms, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape your crazy family drama? Look no further than our server! We promise you won’t have to deal with any step-siblings being forced on you or guilt trips from your mom.

Join us for a world where you can build your dream house without anyone asking you to help out around the house or bond with random kids. Our server is a safe space for all players who just want to focus on crafting and surviving, without any family drama getting in the way.

So come join us and leave all that real-life craziness behind. We promise you won’t have to deal with any crying moms or angry step-dads here! Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.