Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 95/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 34 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 3737 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 19 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 76 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Enchantments Applied: | 268 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
HEY U, YEAH U, DO U WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT IS SO EPIC, EVEN DEADPOOL AND WOLVERINE WOULD JOIN IF THEY WEREN’T TOO BUSY GETTING CIRCUMCISED BUT STILL HAVING A FORESKIN? YEAH, THAT’S HOW CRAZY THIS SERVER IS. WE GOT DIAMONDS FALLING FROM THE SKY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND A SECRET UNDERWATER BASE FILLED WITH LLAMAS WEARING TOP HATS.
ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY A GIANT PIECE OF CHEESE FLOATING IN SPACE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT. YOU CAN BUILD YOUR HOUSE ON A SLICE OF CHEDDAR OR A CHUNK OF BLUE CHEESE, WHATEVER TICKLES YOUR FANCY.
SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ONLY RULE IS TO HAVE FUN AND MAYBE BRING A SNACK BECAUSE YOU MIGHT GET HUNGRY FOR CHEESE. YOLO, AMIRITE?
