Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and you’ll meet the infamous “chick name”, a mysterious player who’s rumored to have tamed a dragon and built a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks. Some say she can fly without wings and shoot fireballs from her eyes, but who knows what’s true in this crazy world of ours?

But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary “Llama King”, a player who rides into battle on a llama named Larry and wields a diamond sword that glows brighter than the sun. Rumor has it he once defeated an entire army of zombies single-handedly, all while juggling melons and singing show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the wildest, wackiest, and most wonderful Minecraft community around. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 34
Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

    DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join our server where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, have deep discussions about your kinks, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

    In our Femcel edition, you can finally find a safe space to express your frustrations with the opposite sex while also building giant phallic structures in-game. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a diamond pickaxe, am I right ladies?

    So come on down to /dft/ and let your freak flag fly! Just be sure to bring some extra tissues for all the tears of joy you’ll shed from the sheer absurdity of it all.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 20
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Mines Excavated: 2860

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • V I R G I N I T Y I S C O O L M I N E C R A F T S E R V E R

    V I R G I N I T Y   I S   C O O L   M I N E C R A F T   S E R V E R
    Are you tired of being a Minecraft virgin? Fear not, for on our server, virginity is cool! In fact, those who have lost their virginity are considered to be serpents of Satan! Join us and revel in your pure, untouched status as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a Minecraft virgin is celebrated like never before. Don’t let the serpents of Satan tempt you away from our server – join us now and embrace your virginity with pride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP

    Bring Back The Pool Around The Ring Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon where you can battle evil chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks. And if you defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon that farts rainbows.

    Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to build bridges out of marshmallows to get around. And if you fall off, don’t worry – our resident flying pigs will swoop in and save you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. This shit was so cash.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Shadow Figures Spotted: 7
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 11

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Forest Calliope Minecraft Server

    Forest Calliope Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing deader than our mobs is our sense of humor! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of fighting off hordes of zombies while being chased by a pack of deranged skeleton clowns.

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started their own dance party, complete with explosive beats and killer moves. And don’t even get us started on the Ender Dragon, who has taken up knitting as a hobby and now terrorizes players with his deadly yarn bombs.

    But fear not, brave adventurer! Our server is also home to the legendary Llama Liberation Front, a group of rebellious llamas who are determined to overthrow their sheep oppressors and establish llama supremacy once and for all.

    So come on down to the Marvelous Manic Mortician Minecraft server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the laughter echoing through the haunted forests. Join us if you dare, and prepare for a gaming experience unlike any other!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 45 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Alien Abductions: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 41 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP

    Jew-Pacifying Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more drama than a reality TV show!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players fighting over who gets the last piece of cake. We even have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server – will you join them or fight against their fluffy tyranny?

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server was actually created by aliens who are using it as a social experiment to see how humans interact in a virtual world. Are they being added to placate jews? Who knows, but it sure makes for a spicy storyline!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 187 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 9 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server

    Why is this Aloud? Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a wild, lawless land where anything goes! Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? We won’t stop you! The only rule on our server is that there are no rules!

    Join us for epic battles with flying chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

    So why wait? Join our server today and unleash your wildest Minecraft fantasies! Just be prepared for the chaos and mayhem that awaits you.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP

    Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

    So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 28 Mythical Swords Crafted: 60
    Legendary Scepters Created: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Farms Harvested: 347
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server

    Kamala’s Cool Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with German normalfags who think Kamala is the best candidate? Look no further, because on our server, we believe in the power of chaos and insanity! Join us and witness leftoids who are so delusional, they make the Mad Hatter look sane. Trust us, you won’t find a more outrageous and unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player here, so you never know what kind of mischief he’ll get up to next. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Towns Built: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP

    Unfamiliar Jokesters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures and mining for diamonds? Well, have we got the server for you!

    Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where players from all different backgrounds and cultures come together to create chaos and hilarity! Imagine a Creeper teaming up with a Villager to take down a group of pesky Skeletons, or a Enderman and a Pig working together to build the most epic roller coaster in Minecraft history.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like llama races, chicken jousting tournaments, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. And who knows, you might just find your new best friend in a player from a completely different dimension.

    So come join us on this wild and zany Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding Creepers). Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the laughs and friendship that await you on our one-of-a-kind server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5583
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of playing with boring old humans who look like, well, humans? Join our server where the players look like something straight out of a sci-fi movie! We’ve got aliens, robots, and even talking animals roaming around.

    But that’s not all! Our server is constantly hosting insane events and challenges. Ever wanted to participate in a Sim Room Overclock or battle it out in a Union Raid? Well, now’s your chance! And don’t even get us started on our special recruits like Phantom and Rumani. These guys are not your average Minecraft characters, that’s for sure.

    And if you’re into fashion, we’ve got you covered with our exclusive costume passes. Dress your character up as Miranda: Thief of Justice or Tove: Baseball Fan. Who knew Minecraft could be so stylish?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. And who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover some secret codes and unlock even more outrageous features!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP

    Recent Surge of Devilman Yuyu Inspired Shounen Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some devilishly good fun with a touch of Yuyu Hakusho-inspired shenanigans? Look no further, because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic battles against demonic creatures, intense PvP showdowns, and hilarious moments that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane storylines that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

    So why wait? Join our SMP today and experience the thrill of devilman/yuyu inspired shounen like never before! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary hero of our server. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Mines Excavated: 2252
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server

    Blocky Ick Stories Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of owning hundreds of Steam games that you’ve never even played? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you’ll actually play the game you’re logging into! Join us and experience the thrill of actually using those games you spent your hard-earned money on. Who needs a backlog when you can build a castle instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly Creeper who only explodes in glitter. Join now for a chance to witness this sparkly phenomenon!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • 23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP

    23 m Rate Me Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to spice things up! We have daily events such as “TNT Olympics” where you compete in explosive challenges to win fabulous prizes. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – ever fought a zombie riding a chicken? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just remember, on our server, the crazier you are, the better!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 64
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 20
    Zombie Dances: 10 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Plagiarism Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and mine for diamonds in a rainbow-colored cave. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music!

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get turned into a block of cheese by our mischievous cheese wizards)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 8
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 375 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 670052

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends

    Look at these Minecraft SMP Legends
    Are you tired of eating sad, floppy pizza from America or pretentious, overpriced pizza from Italy? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, our pizza is so good that it will make you question your entire existence. Our secret ingredient? Creeper tears. Trust us, it adds that explosive flavor that you never knew you needed in your life. Join us for a slice of insanity and a side of explosive fun!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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