| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.
So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!
| Players: | 95/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But beware, we have a strict “no foid bait” policy, so leave your female drama at the door. And if you’re a tranny, you’re more than welcome to join as long as you head over to our /lgbt/ section.
Join us for epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some self-improvement along the way. Who knows, you might even uncover the secret to winning the game of life while playing Minecraft! So come on in and let’s craft some memories together.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, chickens ride on top of cows, and creepers break dance instead of exploding. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have special events like “Sheep Shearing Sundays” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in under a minute. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Pig Racing Derby” – those pigs can really move when they have a carrot on a stick to chase!
So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life? Join us today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house too, if a TNT-loving player gets too close).
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s tighter than a creeper’s grip on its last explosion. We’ve got gators to hug, games to snoot, and steaks to cook (how do you like yours?).
Download our mods, check out our playlists, and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be careful not to get lost in our archives – you might never find your way out! So come on, join us and let’s create some chaos together.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 9 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Enna will show you how to build the most insane redstone contraptions, while Millie will lead you on treasure hunts that will make you question reality. Nina, the Minecraft mastermind, will teach you the art of PvP like no other, and Reimu will take you on a journey through the most mind-bending parkour courses.
But wait, there’s more! Ethyria Essentials will provide you with all the tools and resources you need to dominate the server. From enchanted weapons to secret potions, Ethyria has got your back.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and within minutes, they stumbled upon a secret underground diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. These creepers were so chill, they even helped the player mine diamonds faster than you can say “Creeper aw man!”
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop enchanted golden apples when you feed them bacon. Yes, you heard that right, flying pigs! Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has the most lit PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: players riding on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting against a horde of evil villagers riding on top of zombie horses. It’s chaos, it’s epic, it’s pure Minecraft magic!
So come join us on this wild adventure and be a part of the greatest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get yourself into next!
| Players: | 90/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3549 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 54 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of zombie chickens, or the challenge of building a house while being bombarded by exploding sheep.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary treasure hidden deep within the mines, guarded by a giant spider with a taste for diamond armor. Will you be brave enough to face the eight-legged beast and claim the riches for yourself?
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and a good pair of running shoes!
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
No money to donate? No problem! You can play here for free. You can advertise this server in your videos on your YouTube channel and receive generous rewards for it (game money, donation). Our server is Russian, so we don’t have discord. Donations are made so that they do not interfere with the game of other players. Therefore, based on the topic, SURVIVAL comes first. If you find a bug or any other technical problem, you can write about it to our technical mail. support: [email protected]. Our server does not have a lobby due to lack of funds, so there is only one server. Only you, by your presence, can determine the future of the server, and SUPPORT for the server depends only on you.
The server needs advertisers for the further life of the server. If you are an advertiser and want to promote your advertising, write about it to our mail: [email protected]
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 23 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers tell dad jokes. Our community is filled with players who have escaped the clutches of CNN and mainstream news, and now spend their days building giant statues of their favorite TikTok influencers.
So why wait? Join our server today and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension where Trump is actually a unicorn and all he does is spread rainbows and happiness. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 655455 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Join now and become a part of the next big thing in the Minecraft world. Our server is so revolutionary, it’s like ethcoin dot org on steroids! Check out the contracts, do your own research, and once you understand how it works, you’ll be itching to join our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s burning eth like crazy! It’s like playing Minecraft on ultrasound money, baby! And get this – the eth from mining goes straight to buyback and pool. It’s like a never-ending cycle of awesomeness!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride!
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got QoL updates like being able to copy Raid/Co-op IDs and filter Collab Weapons/Summons. Plus, we’ve got a Collab Campaign and Collab Missions that are crazier than a pack of Endermen on a sugar rush. And don’t miss out on our Extra Drops Campaign (Light) – it’s like finding diamonds in a mine!
Join us for our Side Story: Alchemist’s Desire and enjoy QoL updates like Crew Buff Extend and Journey Drop buff on the Home Page. And if you’re not convinced yet, just check out our roadmap – it’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon!
So what are you waiting for? Go to our website in any Chromium-based browser and start your Minecraft adventure today! And remember, read the FAQ before posting – it’s like having a Potion of Invisibility in your inventory. See you in the game, fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 18 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare and elusive creature that roams the land in search of worthy challengers. Defeat the Diamond Pig in combat and claim its riches as your own, but beware, for it is said to possess powers beyond imagination.
If you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, look no further than our SMP. From building giant statues of llamas to staging elaborate pranks on your fellow players, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the adventure of a lifetime – who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in our world!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
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| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it lays golden eggs that grant wishes. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a pet zombie that does your bidding? Well, that one’s a bit weird, but sure, why not?
Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). So come on over and join the fun – trust me, you won’t regret it!
Sincerely, The Craziest Minecraft Server Ever
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Crops Grown: | 6290 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
