Calling all Minecraft players, especially male midlanders, rise and shine like the kings you are! For everyone else, well, maybe consider respawning in a different game.

Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our community is so tight-knit, we once defeated the Ender Dragon by serenading it with Justin Bieber songs.

We have free companies that rival the most powerful guilds in all of gaming history. Our linkshells are so magical, they can teleport you straight to the Nether in a blink of an eye.

And don’t even get me started on The Rising event happening from August 27th to September 11th. Rumor has it, if you complete all the challenges, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft journey and let’s build a world so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous.