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DawnFire Realms – Somnium

DawnFire Realms - Dream
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Players: 108/200 Votes: 4130
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 13
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14

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DFR in a nutshell:

We aim for serious, mature roleplay survival in a realistic dark fantasy world inspired by the lore of Fall from Heaven II. We have 4 main races with MCMMO and Heroes offering 129 possible tier6 combinations of race dependent combat classes and 3 tier6 professions. For a settlement to be self-sufficient it only needs 3 characters with the tier8 professions: Enchanter, Engineer and Forgemaster! A dedicated plugin set offers a.o.: Towny, a precious things economy and many realism enhancing features. We also have a trusted rank system offering perks for our most dedicated players, who rankup though playing, voting and/or donating.

On March 10 we have opened a dream world for all to join called Somnium during alpha. On June 6th we declared beta phase and on September 21st we launched a new and bigger (16k*16k!) carefully selected vanilla seeded map for Somnium. Check out our Live Map @ play.dawnfirerealms.net:8123/# ! Somnium is the world where you all (Souls) can enjoy the experience of our plugin set and the enlightening presence of the other community members, moderators (Guardians) and administrators (Seraphs). All players will start in a spawn town, Astarte, on Somnium. We are creating a huge (32k*32k!) custom designed map for our mortal world Vesperus. That will be whitelisted and requires a dedicated character bio. Whitelisted players (Mortals) wil be allowed to travel there through Nemesis. Somnium will not be disbanded and will remain non-whitelisted and a training ground for both roleplay and survival.

Since Somnium launch we have build a decent roleplayer base, we have significantly expanded our staff team and build a decent plugin set that supports realistic immersive roleplay survival.

On Sept. 21st we launched a new Somnium Vanilla seeded map of 16k*16k! … and much of Somnium is still uncolonized (April 13th 2015)! Players that haven’t played since before Sept. 21st haven’t lost anything. Their characters can stuff their inventories with all their valuables and do /spawn to start in the new Somnium world.

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  • Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

    Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 8471
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 18
    Glorious Feasts Held: 10 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Emeralds Found: 9299
    Crops Grown: 1306 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

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    Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

    Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

    Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

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    No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

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  • The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

    The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 2769
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Crops Grown: 5185 Secret Passages Found: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

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  • NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

    NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/1000 Votes: 5905
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Alien Abductions: 5
    New Chunks Explored: 409287 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Farms Harvested: 192 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 89 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7

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    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

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  • 9OutOf10Chances

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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 5459
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Rune Stones Activated: 12 Towns Built: 8
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 43 Orbs of Power Found: 4

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

    Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

    So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

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  • KazanCraft Minecraft Server

    KazanCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 1911
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21

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    so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

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  • HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

    HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/600 Votes: 8526
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 24
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 146
    Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

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    Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

    We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

    Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

    So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

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  • Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

    Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!
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    Players: 94/400 Votes: 6322
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Crops Grown: 4334 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Animals Bred: 199
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

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    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

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  • BioAge Battle Royale

    BioAge Battle Royale
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 1527
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Love Letters Sent: 6
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 48 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

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    join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

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  • The Expeditions SMP

    The Expeditions SMP
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    Players: 105/700 Votes: 1919
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Zombie Dances: 7 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 18
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 74
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Chimeras Created: 3

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    Overview of Our Minecraft Server

    Offerings

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

    Q: What is the application process like?

    A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

    Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

    A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

    Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

    A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

    Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

    A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

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  • Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

    Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 6089
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 97
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 50
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Vanishing Items Found: 6
    Star Shards Collected: 285 Astral Orbs Gathered: 12
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2

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    Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

    We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

    Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

    But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

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  • Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

    Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055
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    Players: 93/500 Votes: 752
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 25
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12

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    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

    But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

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  • MineCraftRageQuit

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    Players: 97/700 Votes: 8925
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2

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    Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

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  • BlockyLingoChall

    BlockyLingoChall
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 5018
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Ores Mined: 5839 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17

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    Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

    We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

    So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

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  • Puppy PVP Land

    Puppy PVP Land
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1780
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 390 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 134 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

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    so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

    also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

    so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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  • Cup of Coffee Craft

    Cup of Coffee Craft
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    Players: 91/900 Votes: 5645
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9958 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Emeralds Found: 334
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Magic Items Found: 1552 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

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    Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

    So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!

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