David’s Fart Cloud: A Stinky Adventure [SMP] [Network] [PvE] {Java} {Bedrock} {13+}

ADMIN, Adventure, Amplified World, bedrock, Caves, Cliffs, cloud, Community, console, Creative Plot World, Cross-Play, Davids, Discord, Event World, fart, Features, Gaming, Hub, java, market, Network, PC, Protection, PvE, SECURITY, Server, smp, STINKY, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5007
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

New Minecraft Servers

About Davidscloud:

Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our community is friendly and works together to achieve a place everyone can find something to enjoy. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.

Player Protection:

Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Key to keeping your experience enjoyable is our grief prevention system and friendly admin team. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players. Plus your pets are also protected in the same fashion! If for some reason there’s ever a problem, our Admin team will investigate and assist whenever necessary.

Quality-of-Life:

With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win! Such as our banking system that gives interest for every hour you play. This lets you save up some cash to spend at the Market set up at the Survival Spawn, where our new Merchants offer a small variety of goods, like fish, potions, wood, and other miscellaneous goodies you might be looking for.

Multiple Worlds:

Bit bored traveling over the same old Minecraft landscape? Our server isn’t just the one traditional Survival world, it’s actually linked to another realm giving you more to explore! Find Zedmun at the Survival Spawn for the opportunity to be transported to our new Amplified World! Added in 1.18, it has all of the new caves and cliffs you could want with the added craziness of being amplified. Additionally, we’re working on adding an Event World and a Creative Plot World that would be accessed via our Hub so you will have even more places to enjoy. We would love to see you here when they launch!

Another Tidbit:

Curious why Java and Bedrock were in the same title? Simple, that’s because our server now allows cross-play between the Bedrock and Java versions! Anyone can play on our servers regardless of if they play on console or PC, provided they have a paid Java account of course. That means you get to play with friends you might not of been able to before due to platform restrictions! Plus, with more people able to play on our servers the more fun can be had by all as our community grows. So we are looking forward to seeing you and your friends join us at Davidscloud!

Got questions? Join our Discord to learn whatever you might like to know about our Minecraft servers such as commands, admin support, community rules, and more.

https://discord.gg/davidscloud

Vanilla (Latest Version) IP: mc.davidscloud.net

Bedrock Crossplay Port: 19132. For connection tutorial, visit: https://www.davidscloud.net/threads/vanilla-server-connection-via-console.3223/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
How long has Davidscloud been around?	Davidscloud has been around since version 1.7.10.
How does player protection work on the server?	Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim and can accrue more over time. Claims cannot be destroyed by others.
Are there multiple worlds on the server?	Yes, there is an Amplified World in addition to the traditional Survival world. Plans for an Event World and Creative Plot World are also in the works.
Is there cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions?	Yes, players can now play on the server regardless of platform, as long as they have a paid Java account.

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4132
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

femanon confessions, femanon desires, femanon erotica, femanon experiences, femanon exploration, femanon fantasies, femanon fetishes, femanon kinks, femanon obsessions, femanon pleasures, femanon roleplay, femanon secrets, femanon stories, femanon turn-ons, Femanons, fetishes, jack, jack off, Main, Minecraft, Nowadays, reading, smp, weird fetishes

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	591
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Mines Excavated:	3916
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, NoWeedNoDiamonds, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

9OutOf10Chances, chance events, Coincidence, fate, fluke incidents, fortuitous happenings, improbable situations, LUCK, million-to-one chances, Odds, Probability, quotes, randomness, rare events, real world examples, serendipity, statistical anomalies, Terry Pratchett, twists of fate, unexpected occurrences, unlikely outcomes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6430
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

#authorities, accident, Damage, drone, emergency response, footage, Hits, Incident, investigation, Kazan, KazanCraft, Minecraft, News, Property, residential building, russia, Safety, Server, Surveillance, Technology, uav, Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, urban area

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

airstrikes, Attack, CASUALTIES, central Israel, Conflict, Defense, emergency response, global tensions, Houthi missile, HouthisGonnaHitMe, injured, International, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Military, Minecraft, missile strike, News, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	122	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151	Chimeras Created:	2

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

Collectibles, figurines, Funcoland, funko, Funkoland, Galore, game store, gamestop, Gaming, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming industry, gaming store, Land, memorabilia, merchandise, Nostalgia, Retail, retro gaming, specialty store, Toys, video games, vintage games

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	5741
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2123	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ores Mined:	2610
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	467
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Animals Bred:	87
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

BioAge Battle Royale

aging, aging process, battle, BioAge, biological age, Biomarkers, Blood Test, cellular aging, Chronic illnesses, chronological age, disease prevention, Frailty, health assessment, health evaluation, health outcomes, health problems, health risk, Longevity, Medical research, metabolic age, Royale.., telomeres, wellness

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8149
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4366	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

join our epic minecraft server where we can reveal your biological age by checking your blood in-game! if your metabolic age is older than your actual age, you’ll be cursed with shorter telomeres and chronic illnesses in the virtual world! but fear not, because on our server, you can fight off these curses with the power of building and crafting! become the ultimate warrior and prove that age is just a number in this wacky, blood-testing adventure!

The Expeditions SMP

application, Biomes, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Land claiming, Lore, Map, Modded, Modpack, resource pack, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War, Whitelist

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2270
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Crops Grown:	3499
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Overview of Our Minecraft Server

Offerings	A whitelisted server with an easy application process. Custom 12k by 12k map including all the vanilla biomes. Custom modpack, resource pack, and data pack selection focused around the Create mod. Wiki allowing you to start your own lore. Opportunity for lore-based wars. Economy and land claiming system.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel to start your brand-new expedition!

Q: What is the application process like?

A: The application process is easy and will be explained in the #SMP-application channel on our Discord server.

Q: Can I explore the custom map before joining?

A: Yes, you can view a video showcase of the map on our website.

Q: What kind of mods and packs do you offer?

A: We offer custom modpacks, resource packs, and data packs focused around the Create mod to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: Is there a limit on how many players can join the server?

A: The server is whitelisted, so there may be a limit on the number of players allowed to maintain a quality gaming experience.

Nova Star Genesis 1.20.3

1.20.3, Damage Calculator, Events, FAQ, fashion history, genesis, Global Alliances, Item Codes, new genesis, News, NGS Wiki, Nova, Older Phantasy Star Games, Phantasy Star Online 2, PSO2 Information, ROADMAP, Scratch Tickets, Ship 1, Ship 2, Ship 3, Ship 4, star, Upcoming NGS Headline, Verification Data

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Ores Mined:	5713
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Hey, are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with RappyDeathsquads, Daikkuri, Toblerone, and more! It’s like a crazy alliance of chaos and fun!

We’ve got upcoming NGS headlines from the future, scratch tickets that will make you scratch your head in confusion, and news/events/etc that will make you question reality.

Check out our NGS Wiki for all the crazy info you could ever want, damage calculators that will blow your mind, and verification data that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Item codes and keywords that will unlock a whole new world of possibilities, fashion history that will make you rethink your entire wardrobe, and a roadmap that will lead you on a wild adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs rationality when you can have pure insanity?

Minecraft SMP – F List General -7055

character profiles, chat client, critique, Depravity, eicon search, Erotic, F-List, Feedback, fetishes, Forums, general, gossip, kinks, list, live status tracker, Minecraft, Partners, profile image search, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat, writing practice

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner creativity and build like never before! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!

MineCraftRageQuit

Boundaries, cameras, depression issues, emotional breakdown, emotional distress, gossip, invasion of privacy, mental health, mental health stigma, MineCraftRageQuit, neighbors, personal boundaries, personal space, privacy invasion, privacy rights, privacy violation, Rumors, severe depression, therapy session, weird kid

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7116
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	114388
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Towns Built:	7
Buildings Constructed:	21	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Are you tired of nosy neighbors invading your privacy and spreading rumors about you? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own giant house without any unwanted intruders! Our server is filled with hilarious gossip and outrageous stories that will make you forget all about your real-life drama. Plus, we have a therapy session mini-game where you can release all your pent-up frustrations in a safe and virtual environment. Say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our server! Join now and let’s build a crazy world together!

BlockyLingoChall

BlockyLingoChall, challenging languages, difficult languages, English speakers, foreign languages, hardest language, language acquisition, language barriers, language comparison, language complexity, language differences, language difficulty, language education, language fluency, language learning, language mastery, language proficiency, language skills, language study, linguistic challenges

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1226
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Farms Harvested:	432
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Crops Grown:	8781	Falling into the Void:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4426
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of trying to learn a new language and failing miserably? Well, fear not, because we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and immerse yourself in a world where the only language you need to know is Minecraftian.

We have created a unique language system where every block, mob, and item has its own special word. Want to say “hello”? Just place a block of dirt and jump up and down three times! It’s that easy!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Minecraftian tribe, who have been speaking this language for centuries. Legend has it that they can summon a dragon by reciting the entire Minecraftian dictionary backwards while doing the moonwalk.

So if you’re ready to ditch the textbooks and embrace a language that is truly out of this world, join our server today! Who knows, you might even become fluent enough to order a pizza in Minecraftian!

Puppy PVP Land

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal instincts, animal society, Behavior, Dogs, DOMINANCE, Human Behavior, human society, humans, Land, marking behavior, marking territory, puppy, PvP, societal norms, territorial behavior, territorial boundaries, territorial instincts, territory marking

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

so, like, imagine if humans peed on trees to show that this is their spot, ya know? well, on dis server, we do things a lil differently. we build giant statues of ourselves everywhere we go to mark our territory. like, can you imagine walking through a forest and seeing a 50 foot tall version of some dude just chillin there? it’s wild, man.

also, we have this thing where every full moon, all the players turn into werewolves. like, no joke. you could be mining for diamonds and suddenly BAM you’re a werewolf tearing through the mines like a maniac. it’s chaotic but also kinda fun, ya know?

oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of llamas that run the economy on the server? yeah, they’re like the mafia but cuter. they control all the trades and if you cross them, they’ll spit on you. it’s a dangerous game, but hey, that’s what makes it exciting.

so, if you’re looking for a server that’s a mix of chaos, creativity, and llamas, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Cup of Coffee Craft

100 mg dose, 400 mg dose, bedtime, Caffeine, caffeine and bedtime, caffeine and sleep, caffeine consumption, caffeine consumption timing, caffeine effects, caffeine intake, caffeine sensitivity, caffeine timing, caffeine tolerance, coffee, Craft, cup, effects on sleep, long tail tags, sleep disruption, sleep disturbances, sleep quality

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Yo, yo, yo! Come join this cray cray Minecraft server, where the blocks be poppin’ and the creepers be droppin’! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell ya a lil’ story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a diamond the size of a freakin’ house! And get this, when they mined it, a whole army of zombie pigmen came out and started doin’ the Macarena! True story, bro.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, if you drink too much coffee (like 4 cups worth), your character starts doin’ the cha-cha slide uncontrollably! It’s hilarious, trust me.

So what are you waitin’ for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs sleep when you can be partyin’ with zombie pigmen and doin’ the cha-cha slide, am I right? Let’s get this block party started!