David’s Cloud Services: Where creepers are scarier than the clouds! Join now for a blast!

amplfied, Bank, blast, Caves, Cliffs, cloud, Clouds, commands, Community, console, Creative, CREEPERS, Cross-Play, Davids, Discord, Event, Fish, Gaming, Hub, Join, market, PC, Plot, Potions, rules, scarier, Services, smp, Survival, wood

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

New Minecraft Servers

About Davidscloud Minecraft Server:

About	Davidscloud is a long-standing gaming community that believes in creating a place for all gamers to get together and enjoy playing various games together without worry of pay-to-win spoiling the enjoyment. Our Minecraft server, specifically, has been around since 1.7.10 and plans on staying around for a long time to come.
Player Protection	Our Minecraft server has variety of features for our members to enjoy. Players start off with 2,000 blocks they can claim, and accrue 120 every hour of playtime. These claims cannot be destroyed or built upon by anyone other than the Owner of the claim, or Trusted players.
Quality-of-Life	With us focusing on your security, you can focus on enjoying the features on our server that add to your survival chances should you choose to use them, completely free without pay-to-win!
Multiple Worlds	Our server offers more than just the one traditional Survival world, it also has an Amplified World and plans for an Event World and a Creative Plot World in the future. Additionally, we allow cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions.

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we believe in providing a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players without pay-to-win features.
How does the player protection system work?	Players can claim blocks to protect their builds, and these claims cannot be destroyed by others. Admin team assists with issues if any arise.
What additional features does the server offer?	We have a banking system, a Market at the Spawn, and multiple worlds including an Amplified World.
Can players from different platforms play together?	Yes, we allow cross-play between Java and Bedrock versions of the game.

Echo-Isles

Advanced, brand new players, Community, custom generated, Discord, Donate, EchoIsles, Engage, Fight, Kit PvP, loot crates, Players, PvP, quality of life features, Resource World, Semi Vanilla, server address, STRONG, Support, welcome

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Elemental Crystals Collected:	98
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Echo-Isles Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server Started	10/31/2024
Features	SMP gameplay, setting homes, teleporting, economy, MCMMO, PvP, quality of life plugins
Pay to Win	No, but donations for advanced quality of life features available
Community	Welcoming and strong community
Kit PvP	Available to the public

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by connecting to Echo-Isles.com using a Minecraft client.
Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?	No, the server is not pay-to-win but donations for advanced features are available.
Is PvP encouraged on the server?	Yes, PvP is encouraged in the custom-generated resource world with loot crates spawning every hour.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	5096
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Chop My Blocks into Pieces Minecraft SMP

Band, blocks, breakdown, chop, coping, Cut, cut my life into pieces, emotional, Life, long tail, Lyrics, mental health, Minecraft, Music, nu metal, Papa Roach, Pieces, Rock, smp, song, stress, tags, Therapy

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	4206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh so hard, you might just pee your diamond armor.

We have epic events like “Build Battle Royale” where you have to construct a castle out of nothing but slime blocks and obsidian in under 10 minutes. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground fight club where players battle it out with enchanted golden carrots.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP and let’s “CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES” together!

LuxVacayPayback Minecraft Server

BETRAYAL, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, emotions, Expectations, Fairness, financial struggle, friendship, Frustration, loyalty, luxury vacation, LuxVacayPayback, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Repayment, Server, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	1961
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Villages Defended:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6575	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Farms Harvested:	122	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where friendships are tested and diamonds are borrowed! Join us for a wild ride of betrayal, luxury vacations, and financial struggles.

Ever wanted to lend your in-game diamonds to a friend, only to see them jet off to a virtual Hawaii resort instead of paying you back? Well, look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

Embark on epic adventures, build extravagant resorts, and enjoy lavish meals with your virtual friends. But beware, because when it comes to repaying debts, things can get a little dicey.

So come join us on our server, where drama unfolds, friendships are tested, and the only currency that matters is diamonds. Who needs real-life vacations when you can have all the luxury and betrayal you could ever dream of in Minecraft? See you there!

FosterCraft: No Wishlist, Just Fun!

aita, ANONYMOUS, Charity, children, christmas, christmas gift, Disappointment, financial constraints, foster care, foster child, foster parent, FosterCraft, Fun, Generosity, gift, Giving, holiday, Jeans, Outfit, SNEAKERS, volunteer, Wishlist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Magic Items Found:	7090
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in giving back to the community, just like this player tried to do with a foster child’s Christmas wishlist! Join us and you might just find yourself in a similar situation, trying to make someone’s holiday season a little brighter.

Our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists, just like the disappointment that child felt when they didn’t get the full outfit they wanted. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter here?

So come on, join us and be part of a server that is all about spreading joy and laughter, even if it means facing some tough decisions along the way. You never know what kind of heartwarming or hilarious stories you’ll walk away with.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6127
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Star Shards Collected:	50
Farms Harvested:	784	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Mines Excavated:	2822	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Towns Built:	8

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Falling into the Void:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Items Found:	4105
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Potions Brewed:	50	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	2500
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ores Mined:	3026	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Animals Bred:	52	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7128
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6215
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Magic Wands Crafted:	24

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!