Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Magical Moments Shared: | 26 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 9 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
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