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CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	57	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Divine Spears Created:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

New Minecraft Servers

LOLZ come join our epic minecraft server where we have more inquiries from Russian families than Ukraine has on missing soldiers! 🤣🤣🤣

We got so many crazy stories like Russian families trying to sneak into the server to find their lost soldiers but end up getting lost in our epic pixelated world! 😂😂

Join us for the chaos and the laughs as we navigate through the madness of missing soldiers and Russian families on a quest for their loved ones! 🤪🤪

Don’t miss out on the fun, come join our server and get ready for a wild ride! 🎉🎉🎉

PantsirCraft: Azerbaijani Plane Crash

air defense, aircraft, Aviation, azerbaijan, azerbaijani, Conflict, crash, DECEMBER, defense system, defense technology, government source, international relations, investigation, Military, military equipment, missile attack, PantsirCraft, plane, plane crash, Russian Pantsir-S missile, SECURITY, Tragedy

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	6497
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Buildings Constructed:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

so like, imagine this, right? a plane from Azerbaijan is just minding its own business, flying around, when BAM! out of nowhere, a Russian Pantsir-S missile comes out of the sky and just wrecks it. like, what are the chances, right?

if you wanna avoid getting hit by random missiles while flying, you should TOTALLY join our Minecraft server. we promise there are no Russian missiles here, just a bunch of cool peeps building stuff and having a grand old time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake.

so come on over and join us, unless you want to risk getting hit by a missile while playing Minecraft. your choice, dude.

BlockyBucks: College Boosted Earnings

academic achievement, ADMISSION, Adulthood, Analysis, attending college, BlockyBucks, Boosted, Boosts, career advancement, college, earnings, education, Financial Success, future earnings, high schools, long term benefits, low-income, opportunities, socioeconomic status, Students, study, Threshold

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Runes Activated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	17
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	15

yo yo yo, listen up all you blockheads! if you wanna make mad stacks of diamonds in adulthood, then you gotta join our cray cray minecraft server! we got students from low-income high schools straight up ballin’ after attending our virtual college.

these peeps be makin’ so much cheddar, they gotta wear sunglasses indoors to block out the bling bling! we got a study that shows how students just barely gettin’ into college be rollin’ in the dough compared to their homies who didn’t make the cut.

so come on down to our server and get ready to level up your bank account faster than you can say “diamonds are a miner’s best friend!” let’s get this party started, y’all!

Epic Laughs & Challenges 1.20.4

1.20.4, challenge, Challenges, comedy, compilation, Edition, Entertainment, Epic, funny, haha, hilarious, humor, IMPOSSIBLE, LAUGH, laughs, list, longtail, memes, reaction, tags, Ultimate, Video, viral, ylyl

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8033
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	892	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where llamas rule the land and chickens wear top hats. Yes, you heard me right. And that’s not all – every time you mine a block, a random meme pops up on your screen. It’s like living in a meme museum, but with creepers. Join now for the ultimate LOLZ experience!

CraftyBlock Minecraft Server

Agreement, Birthday Party, Boundaries, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, CraftyBlock, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Enabling, family, Minecraft, parenting, PINK, Protection, reconciliation, refusing, relationship, Respect, Server, Understanding

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3307
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	5349	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of respecting a player’s preferences, even if they’re as specific as hating the color pink!

Join us and experience the thrill of protecting your virtual children from surprise parties filled with things they despise. Our server is a safe haven for those who refuse to conform to societal norms, especially when it comes to pushing unwanted colors onto innocent players.

Embark on epic quests to confront party-throwing relatives who just can’t seem to grasp the concept of personal preferences. Take a stand against the tyranny of pink and show the world that you won’t be forced to like something just because someone else thinks you should.

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing we force upon you is a good time and a whole lot of laughs. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy virtual world.

HusbandHibernation

Accountability, aita, ALARM, Argument, Communication, Conflict, consequences, decision, husband, HusbandHibernation, Late, Marriage, morning, relationship, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, sleeping in, Timing, Upset, Wake Up, work

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3001
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge on your significant other for making you late to work? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your fury by building elaborate traps and obstacles to make sure they never make it to work on time again! Who needs couples therapy when you have Minecraft to settle your arguments? Join now for some marital mayhem and let the chaos ensue!

WisdomCraft: Life-Changer

#revelation, enlightenment, epiphany, eye-opening, Impactful, introspection, life changing, life-altering, lifechanger.., paradigm shift., personal growth, perspective, Profound, realization, Reflection, Self Discovery, self improvement, Soul searching, transformative, unexpected, wisdom, WisdomCraft

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3695
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you could ever imagine. From riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes to building a giant toilet-shaped house, the possibilities are endless!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic beast will be granted unlimited riches and eternal glory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer absurdity of it all. Who knows, you might just stumble upon that one piece of wisdom that changes your life forever (or at least gives you a good laugh)!

ElonCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Chaos, consequences, coronavirus, Covid-19, deaths, Economy, elon musk, ElonCraft, Government, health crisis, innovation, Minecraft, pandemic, philanthropy, Predicted, predictions, Server, Shutdown, society, Technology, Usa, usaid

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	3449
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Crops Grown:	1826
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	4568	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Emeralds Found:	7497	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

lol come join our minecraft server where we have so much chaos you’ll think elon musk himself pressed the shutdown button on usa id 😂😂😂

watch out for the predicted deaths as you navigate through our insane world filled with lava pits, exploding chickens, and giant spiders that shoot lasers out of their eyes 🔥🐔🕷️

if you survive all that, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base where the players are actually aliens in disguise 👽🤯

so what are you waiting for? join now and see if you can make it out alive (spoiler alert: probably not 😜)

NoDonationNation

Accountability, anonymous donations, anti-corruption, Bans, campaign finance, Democracy, donation restrictions, election laws, financial transparency, foreign donations, foreign interference, Government, Greenland, international relations, NoDonationNation, political donations, political ethics., political funding, political reform, regulations, transparency

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	286
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Star Shards Collected:	64	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5947	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension Hops:	9

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF, LIKE GREENLAND BANNIN’ FOREIGN AND ANONYMOUS POLITICAL DONATIONS. U WANNA BUILD A HOUSE MADE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? WE GOT U. WANNA RIDE A PIG INTO BATTLE? WE GOT U. WANNA FIGHT A GIANT CHICKEN BOSS? WE GOT U. JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON ALL DA CRAZY FUN, BRUH. #NOFOREIGNPOLITICALDONATIONS #DIAMONDBLOCKHOUSEPARTY

No Bladder Tube Minecraft

anatomy, biology, BLADDER, body functions, Connection, digestion, digestive system, excretion, health, human body, INTERNAL, long tail tag, Medical, Minecraft, Mouth, Organs, physiology, Science, Tube, urinary system

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7999
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6

join our epic minecraft server where the cows have wings and the pigs can juggle fireballs. we have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. the diamonds are so shiny, they blind you with their beauty. and don’t even get me started on the talking sheep who give out free hugs. plus, there is no tube connecting your mouth to your bladder. why wait? come join the fun and madness today!

Snack Attack Minecraft Server

age 3, age 5, Attack, body fat, Body Mass Index, calories, Canadian children, childhood health, childhood obesity, diet, eating habits, Excess weight, health, Intake, linked, Minecraft, nutrition, obesity, processed foods, research, Server, snack, ultra-processed foods, weight gain

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	9481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	963
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE ULTRA-PROCESSED FOODS FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CRAVINGS! JOIN US AND GET HALF OF YOUR GAMING CALORIES FILLED WITH FUN AND EXCITEMENT! RESEARCH SHOWS THAT PLAYING ON OUR SERVER AT AGE 3 WILL LEAD TO EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF FUN, HIGHER LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS, AND MORE EPIC MOMENTS BY AGE 5! COME ON AND FEAST ON OUR VIRTUAL BUFFET OF FUN!

HAM SMP

activities, alliances, Citizens, collaborate, communities, compete, democracies, dictatorships, Economies, establish, Ham, Infrastructure, Interact, Leaders, Minecraft, monarchies, multiplayer, Nations, political systems, Resource Gathering, Rivalries, Server, smp, Structures

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2222
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Overview of HAM SMP Server

Type	Minecraft multiplayer server
Focus	Create and govern nations in a large-scale world
Features	Establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems
Activities	Resource gathering, trading, building, creating laws, waging wars
Staff	Dedicated staff members for moderation and conflict resolution

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How can I join the HAM SMP server?	Please add my discord: hamthedictator for more information on joining the server.
What can I do in the server?	Players can establish nations, build structures, create economies, form alliances, participate in political systems, and engage in various activities within their nations.
Are there rules in the server?	Yes, the server has rules to ensure fair play and resolve conflicts. Players are expected to follow these rules.
Is PvP allowed in the server?	Yes, players can engage in PvP activities such as waging wars against other nations.

Mighty Craft Empire 1.20.2

1.20.2, Craft, Empire, ever do it, greatest to ever do it, long tail, Mighty, tags, The Greatest

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Buildings Constructed:	50	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3479	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread, I swear!

We got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring, like seriously, you’ll be blinged out in no time!

And the mobs on this server? They’re so dumb, they make a potato look like a genius. You’ll be slaying them left and right without breaking a sweat.

Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler. You’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the greatest to ever do it!

SoccerSis Drama Minecraft Server

aita, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, DAUGHTER, Decision making, Drama, falling out, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grandparents, Minecraft, mom, parenting, personal boundaries, relationships, Server, sibling relationships, sister, soccer lessons, SoccerSis, Spouse

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	345
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where family drama doesn’t exist? Look no further than our server, where you can escape all the soccer lesson drama and sibling rivalry! Join us and build your own virtual family where you can invite whoever you want to your virtual gatherings without any drama. Plus, our server is so fun, even your 4-year old daughter will be begging to play with you! So come join us and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs soccer lessons when you can mine for diamonds and build epic structures with us? Join now and say goodbye to family drama!

SILvsWifeCraft

bullying, childhood trauma, Communication, Conflict Resolution, counseling, Empathy, employment discrimination, family dynamics, family history, government assistance, Gratitude, hard work, in-laws, infertility, Marriage, medical conditions, Privilege, sibling relationships, SILvsWifeCraft, Support, Therapy

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you grateful for your life? Look no further than our server, where you can escape the drama and chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure.

Join us and leave behind the family drama, like the kind you’d find in a soap opera. We promise no in-laws fighting over who has the better career or who got paid for their wedding. Just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world where you can build, explore, and create to your heart’s content.

And if you ever start feeling sorry for yourself, just remember that at least you’re not in a situation where your own wife is snapping at you for showing empathy towards her disabled, struggling sister. Yikes! Our server may not have family drama, but it does have plenty of laughs and good times waiting for you.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a therapist when you have Minecraft, right? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so fun, even your sterile sister-in-law would find joy in building virtual worlds. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server today!

Players:	106/500	Votes:	3210
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6