Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about friends using you for your virtual car! Join us and escape the drama of real life Susan’s and their never-ending requests for rides.

On our server, you can build your own virtual car and drive wherever you want without being guilt-tripped into picking up friends from dates. No more feeling like a chauffeur in your own game world!

And if you ever need a break from the chaos of real life Susan’s, just log on to our server and enjoy some stress-free gaming. Who needs pillows from Facebook Marketplace when you can build a cozy virtual home in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the real-life Susan’s behind. Our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from all the drama and demands of friendship. Plus, we promise not to guilt-trip you into driving us around in the game!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Gods Slained: 2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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