DarnCraft SMP: Damn, Creeper!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the FBI agents can’t resist joining because they can’t believe how good we look! Our server is so lit that even the FBI agents are like “Wow, I need to be a part of this madness!”

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter as we navigate through the world of Minecraft in style. Who knows, you might even spot a disguised FBI agent trying to blend in with the rest of us!

So come on and join the fun, because on our server, even the FBI agents can’t resist the temptation to join in on the chaos!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Divine Spears Created:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CloudVanilla.net

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Dungeons, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Technic, Tekkit, Vanilla

◆ CloudVanilla.net [1.17+] is the best server for both Survival and PvP.

The server is online 24/7 and has features to make your life easier, such as better Piglin trades, custom Ghast drops and player-run economy using Netherite Ingots.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Abyss SMP: Where vanilla is the flavor of choice (except for the occasional sprinkles of chaos)

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Minecraft Server Overview

Looking for a laid-back community to play Minecraft? Our SMP server is almost fully vanilla with a few mods for lag reduction and quality of life improvements. Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining our Discord server!

Rules

Rule	Description
No Bullying	Treat all players with respect and kindness.
Respect Boundaries	Respect other players’ wishes.
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission	Stealing, griefing, or PvP without consent is prohibited.
No Nether Roof Travel	Travel only underneath the nether roof.

Modlist

Type	Mod	Description
Server Side	Sodium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Lithium	Lag reduction
Server Side	Ledger	Grief protection
Server Side	Leaves Us In Peace	Faster leaf decay
Server and Client Side	Simple Voice Chat	Optional proximity chat
Server and Client Side	Universal Graves	Makes graves instead of dropping items

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Read the rules, fill out the entry form, and join the Discord server.
Can I grief or steal from other players?	No, griefing and stealing are strictly prohibited.
Are there any restrictions on traveling in the Nether?	Players are advised to travel only underneath the Nether roof.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

RoomieCraftGF Drama

Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, coping mechanism, Delusion, denial, discomfort, Drama, Emotional support, friendship, Gaslighting, imaginary girlfriend, living situation, Loneliness, mental health, personal space, reality check, Respect, RoomieCraftGF, roommate, roommate conflict, Social Interaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	3064
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	2401	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	22

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	31	Star Shards Collected:	137
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, minecraft server, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Divine Spears Created:	30
Potions Brewed:	193	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

Build Ideas, Comfy forest, CraftyCraze, Curseforge, FAQ, Feedback, guides, inspiration, java, legacy accounts, Minecraft, Modded minecraft, modpacks, Mods, mojang, optimization mods, PFAA, pollymc, PolyMC, prism launcher, Reikapack, Server, server authentication, Servers, Tall trees

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Zombie Dances:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.