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BlocktopiaVIP

Awareness, BlocktopiaVIP, Privilege, societal advantages, societal biases, societal blind spots, societal inequalities, societal norms, societal privileges, unacknowledged benefits, unconscious advantages, unrecognized privilege

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	199
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Magic Items Found:	4436
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

The privilege of joining our Minecraft server, where pigs can fly, creepers tell jokes, and diamonds rain from the sky! Forget about boring old survival mode, on our server you can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of cake, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might regret it a little).

DisinfoCraft: Zelenskyy vs Trump

Communication, Diplomacy, DisinfoCraft, Disinformation, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, Manipulation, Media, Misinformation, Politics, president, Propaganda, trump, Trust, Truth, Ukraine, united states, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	4181
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	36	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Ores Mined:	4925	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than a reality tv show! zelenskyy says trump is ‘surrounded by disinformation’ but on our server, the only thing surrounded by disinformation is our legendary treasure hunt!

rumor has it, if you find the hidden diamond block, you will unlock special powers to turn all the creepers into cute kittens! but be warned, there are trolls lurking in the shadows ready to steal your loot and prank you with exploding chickens!

join now for a wild ride of adventure, mystery, and chaos! who needs politics when you can have a blast on our server!

Escape The Grind 1.21.1

1.21.1, adult content, adult entertainment, avoiding work, don’t wanna, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Gaming, grind, hentai, jacking off, Lazy, leisure, not working, procrastination, Relaxation, self-indulgence, stay at home, temptation, time off, video games, work

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Yo, forget about adulting and responsibilities, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build a world where you can jack off to pixelated hentai all day long!

We have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic PvP battles that will make you question if you’re still in the real world or if you’ve entered the Matrix.

Join us and let your inner child run wild as you explore endless possibilities and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

So ditch work, forget about the outside world, and come join us for a wild ride that will make you never want to leave. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that hentai action!

ChairRuiner Minecraft Server

accepting money, accepting money from friend, bully, chair replacement, ChairRuiner, financial compensation, financial dispute, friend’s brother, friendship conflict, Minecraft, new chair, paper plates, party guest, party incident, paying for damage, potential conflict, returning money, ruined chair, Server, social etiquette, social media, spilled food, Venmo

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9090
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mines Excavated:	3629
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Animals Bred:	186
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server and experience the wild ride of friendships being tested over spilled food and ruined chairs.

Our server is so lit that even paper plates get blamed for being too flimsy! But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with a community that will venmo you money you didn’t even ask for. And if you need to buy a new chair because of the chaos, we’ve got you covered with unexpected funds!

Join now and witness the ultimate showdown of who’s the real TA in this crazy Minecraft world. Will you be the one accepting the money or the one dropping friends from social media? The choice is yours on our server!

CraftyQueerPalz

acceptance, anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, cooking classes, CraftyQueerPalz, DATING, emotional cheating, friendship, gay best friend, Honesty, horror movies, japanese food, Jealousy, LGBTQ, misunderstanding, relationship, stigma, Support, Trust

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1646
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the complexities of modern relationships? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and confusion, just like this Reddit post!

On our server, you can explore giant kitchens with your best friend who happens to be an excellent cook, just like Alex. Cook up a storm and forget about those pesky cooking classes that your significant other doesn’t want to attend.

Watch horror movies, eat Japanese food, and go to comedy shows with your best friend, because who needs a boyfriend who doesn’t vibe with your interests? Plus, if your boyfriend gets jealous and bans you from hanging out with your friend, just remind him that your friend is actually gay and has a long-term boyfriend. Who knew?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, misunderstandings, and kitchen adventures. Who needs relationship therapy when you have a Minecraft server like this? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

UglyDuckling SMP

acceptance, attractiveness, beauty standards, Benefits, Charm, confidence boost, Individuality, inner beauty, inner qualities, Perks, personal growth, Personality, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, self-confidence, smp, societal norms, UglyDuckling, Unattractive, unconventional beauty, Unique

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Star Shards Collected:	61
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	19

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit! We have diamond armor giveaways every hour, and our spawn is literally a giant chicken wearing sunglasses. Like, how cool is that?? And the best part is, if you’re unattractive in real life, you’ll fit right in because we only accept players who are uglier than a creeper’s butt! So if you’ve ever been called a potato IRL, this is the SMP for you! Plus, rumor has it that our owner is actually a talking llama who can spit fireballs. No joke, it’s wild! So come join us and experience the craziest, most random SMP ever! It’ll be like a party in your pants, but with more explosions and less pants! #potatolife #llamadrama #chickenswithattitude 🥔🦙🐔🔥👖

RuleOfCraft: No Diamonds for Creepers

common courtesy, CREEPERS, diamonds, Etiquette, golden rule, life advice, life lessons, Manners, RuleOfCraft, social norms, societal expectations, unwritten code, unwritten commandments, unwritten conventions, unwritten customs, unwritten guidelines, unwritten laws, unwritten norms, unwritten principles, unwritten protocols, unwritten regulations, unwritten rules, unwritten standards

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	2991	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server if you want to learn the unwritten rule of life that will change everything for you: always carry a stack of potatoes in your inventory for good luck! Legend has it that a player once stumbled upon a rare diamond vein while munching on a potato, and now we all worship the potato gods for their blessings. Don’t miss out on the chance to have potatoes bring you riches beyond your wildest dreams!

AluminaCraft: No RussAlum Allowed!

Allowed, AluminaCraft, aluminium, Ban, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic impact, economic sanctions, Envoys, EU, european union, foreign policy, global trade, Imports, international relations, metal industry, package, political tensions, RussAlum, russia, Russian, sanctions, Trade

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	6566	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6648	Villages Defended:	9
Animals Bred:	187	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Star Shards Collected:	119	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban russian aluminium imports for fun!! u can build ur own aluminium-free world and trade with other players for rare items like enchanted pickaxes and diamond armor. our server is so lit, even the EU envoys are talking about it! join now and be part of the craziest minecraft community ever!

Who will kill the dragon faster he will receive the OPCU server minecraft

challenge, Competition, Dragon.., Faster, Gaming, kill, Minecraft, multiplayer, OPCU, Server

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	268	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

server “Who will kill the dragon to get the OPCU faster” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

ROFLMC.aternos.me

Pixel Nexus Realms 1.20.6

1.20.6, Arisu Oshiro, Chiaki Katsumi, Chio Chompi, covers, Daiya Fortuna, jidf, Kanna Yanagi, Kawaii, kirispica, Lottie Shinju, Miuna Usako, Nexus, Official Links, original songs, phase connect, PIXEL, PixelFriends, PixelLink, Raki Kazuki, Realms, Reverie, schedules, Sheeptubers, Specialite., tsunderia, V&U, V4Mirai, vnug, VSMP, VT

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Falling into the Void:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Void Armor Forged:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! It’s got all the crazy stuff you need to have a blast. Imagine playing with a clumsy girl next door, a silly girly girl, a chuuni seiso girl, and a delulu deredere – all in one place!

And wait, there’s more! They’ve got original songs and covers, templates, and archives for days. Plus, their PixelFriends are like the coolest group of peeps you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it!

Girlfriend’s House Escape – Minecraft Server

Alone Time, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Distance, Drama, DRIVE, Escape, Expectations, Girlfriends, House, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, neediness, Priorities, Problems, quality time, relationship issues, Respect, Server, Sleep, Understanding, Upset, video games

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	214
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	1246

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from your needy girlfriend who just wants to play video games with her friend! Join us for a wild adventure filled with non-stop gaming and zero drama.

On our server, you can talk as much as you want without being told you’re distracting someone from the game. We won’t hide controllers from you or make you sleep on the couch just so we can keep playing. And if you need to leave early to get a good night’s sleep, we won’t guilt trip you or call you needy.

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is in the game itself. No girlfriend drama allowed here!

ParentalPwnage

Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, Emotional Abuse, emotional intelligence, family, generational trauma, hurt feelings, MONEY, moving out, name-calling, parental relationships, ParentalPwnage, parents, reconciliation, savings, self worth, self-care, setting boundaries

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Emeralds Found:	109	New Chunks Explored:	626029

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad borrowing money or calling you names. Instead, you can team up with fellow players to take on epic quests and defeat virtual dragons. Who needs family drama when you can have virtual excitement?

Plus, our server has a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it, the treasure is filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to real-life arguments and hello to a world of endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join us now and start your new adventure today!

BelievedInNotch Minecraft SMP

BelievedInNotch, childhood beliefs, childhood dreams, childhood fantasies, childhood imagination, childhood innocence, childhood memories, childhood misconceptions, childhood myths, childhood naivety, childhood stories, childhood tales, childhood wonders, funny beliefs, funny memories, gullible kid, kid beliefs, kid logic, kid silliness, Minecraft, naive thoughts, silly misconceptions, smp

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8165
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12

Yo, so like, this Minecraft SMP is the craziest place to be, bro. Like, you won’t believe the shenanigans that go down here. We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers doing the Macarena. It’s wild, man.

But the best part is the secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. Unlimited diamonds, baby. All you gotta do is find the secret entrance hidden behind a painting of a derpy cat. Trust me, it’s totally legit.

Oh, and did I mention the legendary taco stand run by a talking cactus? Yeah, that’s a thing here. The cactus makes the most bomb tacos you’ve ever tasted, and they’re free for all players. Just watch out for the salsa that’s so spicy, it’ll make your character burst into flames.

So if you wanna join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and get ready for the ride of your life. And remember, always believe in the power of derpy cats and talking cacti. Stay awesome, my dudes.

KidCraftFoolery

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Ores Mined:	537	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Remember when you thought that if you dug deep enough in Minecraft, you’d reach China? Well, on our server, that’s actually true! Join us and start digging your way to the other side of the world – who knows what treasures you’ll find along the way! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out at the bottom of our world, waiting to challenge brave adventurers to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your best moves and become the ultimate Minecraft champion! So come on, join us and let your wildest childhood dreams come true!

CraftyZelenskyy’s MineServer

#mineserver, Conflict Resolution, CraftyZelenskyys, Delays, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, legitimizing, MIDDLE EAST, peace negotiations, political strategy, President Zelenskyy, Saudi Arabia visit, U.S.-Russia talks, Ukraine, zelenskyy

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

so like, u kno how zelenskyy was gonna go to saudi arabia but then he was like nah, i ain’t gonna legitimize them u.s.-russia talks. he’s all like, i gotta stay away from that drama, man. but u kno what u shouldn’t stay away from? this epic minecraft server!

join us and build ur own kingdom, fight dragons, and make friends with talking pigs (jk, they don’t talk but wouldn’t that be cool?). we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, but shh, don’t tell anyone.

plus, we have a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure chest. and if u join now, u get a free pet zombie that will do ur bidding (as long as u feed it brains).

so come on down to our server and let’s have a blast together! who needs u.s.-russia talks when u can have minecraft adventures, amirite?

Players:	97/300	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4