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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5345 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 |
Mines Excavated: | 2037 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 38 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5421 |
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