Are you tired of all those boring, edgy Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for those with fully dropped balls!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who know how to have a good time. Our server is like a manga for adults – mature, sophisticated, and definitely not for the faint of heart.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner child while still maintaining your adult status, come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 38 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Magic Items Found: 2924
Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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