Are you tired of all those boring, edgy Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate playground for those with fully dropped balls!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous pranks, and a community of players who know how to have a good time. Our server is like a manga for adults – mature, sophisticated, and definitely not for the faint of heart.

So if you’re ready to unleash your inner child while still maintaining your adult status, come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Magic Items Found: 3924

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY