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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 5308 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
WE’VE GOT A WHOLE LABORATORY SET UP WHERE YOU CAN EXPERIMENT WITH THESE DARK ELECTRONS. WE’VE EVEN GOT A PET DARK ELECTRON NAMED SPARKY WHO CAN DO TRICKS LIKE SHOOTING LIGHTNING BOLTS FROM HIS FINGERS.
SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S UNRAVEL THE MYSTERIES OF SUPERCONDUCTORS TOGETHER. PLUS, WE HAVE FREE PIZZA EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AND A GIANT SLIDE THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT INTO A POOL OF JELLO. WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR? JOIN NOW BEFORE THE DARK ELECTRONS DECIDE TO START THEIR OWN SERVER AND LEAVE US IN THE DARK… LITERALLY.