| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 9188 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 10 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Animals Bred: | 63 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
This server is made for Roleplay!
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| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 2174 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 9035 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 18 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 11 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Animals Bred: | 170 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 |
We’ve got pixelated pigs, cows, and chickens that will blow your mind with their reproductive abilities.
Explore our virtual world and uncover the truth about foreskin and its impact on ejaculation volume.
Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness the ultimate showdown between circumcised and uncircumcised players.
Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your pants)!
| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3794 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 12 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 65 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Animals Bred: | 35 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 1268 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 |
| Crops Grown: | 3627 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 28 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 70 |
But don’t worry, cuz on this server, we don’t deal with all that political drama. We’re all about havin’ a good time and buildin’ crazy stuff! Join us for epic adventures, insane battles, and maybe even a dance party or two. Plus, rumor has it that Putin himself might even make a guest appearance. So come on down and join the fun! You won’t regret it, trust me.
| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 4691 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 12 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 8589 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
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| Server IP | play.thepen-mc.net |
Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.
Do you remember the old days of Prison Servers? If you enjoyed the grind and community aspect of a Classic Prison Server, you’re in the right place.
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| Rank | Requirements |
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| A – Default Prisoner | N/A |
| B – $25,000 | Earn $25,000 in-game |
| C – $80,000 | Earn $80,000 in-game |
| D – $250,000 | Earn $250,000 in-game |
| E – $800,000 | Earn $800,000 in-game |
| Parolee – $1,500,000 | Earn $1,500,000 in-game |
| Citizen – $2,000,000 | Earn $2,000,000 in-game |
Guards bring a Roleplay aspect to the server and help maintain order in the prison.
Guards will enforce rules such as no PVP, illegal items, etc.
Join our Discord and start playing on play.thepen-mc.net
| Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 3278 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 |
Forget about boring old reality and dive headfirst into a land of pixelated chaos and madness.
You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a giant chicken boss or a hidden dungeon filled with talking llamas.
So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and get ready to embark on the craziest adventure of your life.
Just remember to go off your medication before logging in – things are about to get wild!
| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9640 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 38 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 269 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Are you tired of being called fat by your family? Well, on our server, you can be as big or as small as you want! No body shaming here, just pure fun and creativity.
Join us and unleash your anger in the gym… I mean, in the game! Build your own gym and work out those frustrations by punching blocks and running around like a maniac.
And if anyone dares to call you fat in the game, just throw a virtual object at them! No real-life consequences here, just good old-fashioned Minecraft justice.
So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. We promise you’ll have a blast… and maybe even shed a few virtual pounds while you’re at it!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6008 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3405 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually a secret underground bunker where all the world’s top journalists are hiding out, broadcasting the truth to the masses through hidden messages in our pixelated landscapes. Join us and become a part of the resistance against the mainstream media!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Truth, rumored to have the power to uncover any conspiracy and reveal the secrets of the universe. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s mine for justice together!
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1340 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Votes: | 7300 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 13 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 5848 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 32 | Herobrine Sightings: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 20 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
we got crazy battles, epic quests, and even a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. join now and be part of the madness! who needs nato when u got us? come on, comrade, let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 4057 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 2849 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 39 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 4406 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 17 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
Queen Chess is a talented and innovative chess player known for her strategic and aggressive style of play. With a fierce competitive spirit, she has gained recognition in the chess community for her exceptional skills and achievements. Queen Chess is dedicated to pushing the boundaries of the game and inspiring others to pursue excellence in chess.
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 5418 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 237 | Love Letters Sent: | 7 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!
We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!
And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!
Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!
Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!
Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!
Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777
Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 3206 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1623 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 9932 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.
But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 6018 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Votes: | 2124 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.
and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.
so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.
