| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 9510 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Potions Brewed: | 78 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
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| Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 601 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 34 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9520 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 16 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 8179 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 3692 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 174235 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 9794 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 12 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Players: | 93/200 | Votes: | 3652 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 115 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2954 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
our server is so wacky, you’ll never know if you’re mining diamonds or just digging a giant hole to china. the chat is filled with gibberish and the mobs speak in riddles.
if you’re looking for a server that will make you question reality, then this is the place for you. join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT everywhere)!
| Players: | 109/300 | Votes: | 5475 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
| Votes: | 3384 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 |
we got, like, crazy builds and mini-games that will make your heart race faster than when you see your partner in lingerie! and, like, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re in a long-term relationship with all the bros here!
so, if you wanna, like, boost your sexual functioning and have a blast with your fellow dudes in relationships, come join our server now! who needs short-term mating strategies when you can have long-term relationship maintenance in Minecraft, amirite? let’s get it, bros!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4361 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 16 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Forget about those incel losers, here we worship the based gigchad traditionalists who know how to keep it real and subjugate those mobs like a pro! 🤯🔥
You think blasting women for having male friends is cringe? Not on our server, fam! We praise the masculine alphas who know how to lay down the law and keep those creepers in check! 🚫💣
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make white sharia a reality in the world of blocks and pixels! 🏰⚔️ #MinecraftMadness
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 4766 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 45 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! I also discovered a hidden village where all the villagers are actually skilled warriors who can teach you the ancient art of llama jousting. Yeah, you heard me right, llama jousting! You can ride into battle on a majestic llama steed and challenge your friends to epic jousting tournaments. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Napoleon Dynamite, but in Minecraft!
So, if you want to be part of this epic adventure and learn the ways of the enchanted golden carrots and llama jousting warriors, then join our Minecraft SMP server now! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. 🍪 #BestServerEver #LlamaJoustingFTW
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9544 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Towns Built: | 1 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and talking chickens. That’s right, our server is so advanced that even the mobs have developed their own personalities and skills.
But that’s not all! In 2025, we have exclusive access to a secret dimension where you can ride unicorns, battle dragons, and even challenge the almighty Ender Dragon to a dance-off.
So why wait for 2025 to roll around? Join us now and experience the future of Minecraft in all its ridiculous glory!
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 4848 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 14 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 9 | Epic Battles Fought: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles with creepers, insane parkour challenges, and a community so tight, you’ll feel like you’re part of a virtual family. Plus, our moderators are like the Avengers of Minecraft, always ready to swoop in and save the day.
So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and dive into our crazy Minecraft world where the only emergency is trying to find your way back to your base after getting lost in a cave system. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 963 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 14 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dimension Hops: | 13 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 10 | New Chunks Explored: | 491446 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
I know, I know, it sounds crazy, but trust me, it’s a wild ride. These other “people” out there are missing out on all the fun, but not you, my friend. You’ll be living the high life, surrounded by all the farm animals you could ever dream of.
So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience a whole new world where pets and insects are just the beginning. It’s gonna be a blast, I promise!
| Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 8055 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 |
| Animals Bred: | 180 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8671 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 2129 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 750 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
oh, and did i mention that we have a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to dance? yeah, it’s wild. creepers doing the cha-cha, zombies breakdancing, it’s a sight to see.
plus, our staff is like, super cool. they’ll hook you up with all the diamonds you could ever want, and they’ll even build you a castle made out of cake if you ask nicely.
so, like, what are you waiting for? join our server now and be part of the craziest, most awesome Minecraft community ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 2688 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 19 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
