| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8290 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 622301 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
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| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 7365 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 83 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 2995 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 8904 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 16 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 1034 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 89 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 357 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 7 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!
But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.
Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!
| Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 3309 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3252 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 4 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 4828 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 9 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 45 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 945 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 206 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.
we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 4575 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Votes: | 5943 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6001 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6640 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!
You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!
And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!
Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 4779 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?
| Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 7842 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.
Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.
So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 3631 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 | Crops Grown: | 2212 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Magic Items Found: | 4301 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Votes: | 2371 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8164 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.
so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.
so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9328 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!
| Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 1095 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.
So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.
