| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 5795 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 91 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5669 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
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| Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 1011 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 9 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 21 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 9574 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 2327 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 960577 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7447 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 10 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 44 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!
But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!
So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 6728 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 41 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!
We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.
So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1964 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Votes: | 6027 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 42 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 477 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 7 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 42 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.
Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.
So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6439 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 23 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 152 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!
So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!
| Players: | 108/1000 | Votes: | 9418 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 |
We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!
| Players: | 91/300 | Votes: | 2362 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 3915 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 8163 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 20 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 767 |
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 3670 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Void Gems Collected: | 29 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 20 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
| Crops Grown: | 7353 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 2 |
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1402 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.
Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.
Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥
| Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 6360 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 80 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!
| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 9139 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1762 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Votes: | 4581 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.
Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 1718 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 12 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!
Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.
So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?
| Players: | 96/900 | Votes: | 8022 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 10 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 8147 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.
So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
