| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 8488 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
| Potions Brewed: | 94 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
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| Players: | 110/300 | Votes: | 8786 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 50 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Version | 1.21.4 |
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| Discord | https://discord.gg/qMjyJaQRhm |
Tea Time SMP is a Minecraft server filled with game enhancing plugins and events for players to enjoy. The server is opening for the first time on 1/04/25, welcoming all kinds of players to join in the fun.
Server Specialty:
To join the server, you can apply now on our Discord server at the provided link.
We welcome all kinds of players, including redstoners, builders, farmers, and more.
Donations are not required, but those who choose to support the server can receive roleplay bonuses in-game.
Yes, we are LGBTQ+ friendly and welcome players aged 17 and above.
We offer a variety of custom races to choose from, a shopping district, engaging events, an intriguing storyline, and custom character creation.
We have proximity voice chat available, but players are not required to talk if they prefer not to.
You can find the server rules on our Discord server for reference.
| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 7507 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4668 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8423 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 13 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 23 |
| Dimension Hops: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 9081 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 755 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Once you join, you’ll be welcomed with open arms and maybe even a silly nickname or two. Who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where everyone is encouraged to be their wackiest selves? So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to pack some extra virtual pads in case things get a little messy! Remember, in this world, anything can happen, so buckle up and get ready for a rollercoaster of laughs and good times.
| Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6164 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 438 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 547 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Towns Built: | 7 |
Oh and did I mention we have a secret society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, they wear tiny little top hats and monocles, it’s hilarious. Plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of slime blocks that will make you puke rainbows, it’s wild.
But the best part is our annual llama race where we all ride llamas dressed as pirates and race through obstacle courses, it’s a total blast. So if you wanna join in on the madness, come on over and let’s have a wacky time together!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 5579 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 15 | Rune Stones Activated: | 8 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4412 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crops Grown: | 6524 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 24 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 104 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Join us if you shower in the morning because our server is so hot, you’ll need to cool off with a refreshing waterfall plunge every time you log on. Plus, our pixelated pigs are known for their impeccable hygiene and love to join you in the shower for a sing-along!
But if you’re a night-time showerer, fear not! Our server is so full of surprises and mysteries that you’ll be up all night exploring and uncovering hidden treasures. And rumor has it, if you shower at midnight while playing on our server, you’ll be transported to a secret realm where creepers wear top hats and zombies dance the cha-cha.
So whether you’re a morning showerer or a night owl, our server is the place to be for non-stop laughs, adventure, and maybe even a little soap in the eyes (ouch!). Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 3401 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
u won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server. we got pigs flying, creepers doing the macarena, and villagers breakdancing in the streets. it’s a total party all the time!
plus, we got the best mods in town. like, seriously, these mods will blow ur mind. we got a mod that turns all the chickens into mini superheroes, and another mod that makes all the trees grow rainbow leaves. it’s like a psychedelic dream come true!
and don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found. rumor has it, there’s a portal to a parallel universe down there. who knows what kind of crazy adventures await us on the other side?
so, if u wanna join a minecraft server that’s off the charts bonkers, then u gotta come hang with us. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for the dancing skeletons – they’ve got some killer moves!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 4486 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Rainbows Spotted: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3417 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Treasure Maps Found: | 14 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
once upon a time, there was a minecraft server where the pigs could talk, the creepers could dance, and the diamonds were endless. u could build ur own castle made entirely of cake, ride on a unicorn through fields of rainbows, and battle evil zombies with nothing but a rubber ducky. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have all the usual minecraft stuff like survival, creative, and minigames, but we also have a secret underground lab where u can conduct experiments on mutant chickens, create potions that turn u into a flying pig, and even discover the cure for zombie-ism. who needs real science when u have minecraft science, are we right?
so what are u waiting for? join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky minecraft server out there. public health may be at risk, but who cares when u can ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies? come join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 9394 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3102 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| IP | 135.148.137.95:25612 |
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| VERSION | 1.21.4 |
| DISCORD | https://discord.gg/HPDzDfRASZ |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I use hacks on the server? | No, hacks are not allowed according to the server rules. |
| Is spamming allowed? | No, spamming is not allowed on the server. |
| What happens if I duplicate items? | Duping items is against the rules and may result in consequences. |
| Is the world size limited? | Yes, the overworld, nether, and end are limited to 1000×1000 with a border at 500. |
| Are resources renewable in the world? | No, unrenewable resources lost are lost forever in the server world. |
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 1294 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 92 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 |
Join us and experience the ultimate synergy of gaming and literature! Get your hands on those purchase links and immerse yourself in a world where creativity knows no bounds.
Don’t miss out on the chance to explore new dimensions while exploring the depths of your soul. This server is so epic, it will make you question reality and leave you craving for more.
So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who knows, you might even stumble upon some hidden treasures along the way. Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 8238 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 30 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and build friendships that will last a lifetime. No more feeling left out or excluded because of your relationship status. Our server is all about bringing people together, whether they’re single, taken, or somewhere in between.
Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a community where everyone is welcome and accepted. Who knows, you might even find your in-game soulmate while exploring our virtual world!
So come on, join us and leave the real-life drama behind. It’s time to have some fun and create memories that will make you forget all about those pesky relationship woes. See you in the game!
| Players: | 90/500 | Votes: | 415 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 208 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7090 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Ores Mined: | 7852 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 8377 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Towns Built: | 3 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Votes: | 5777 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only moved to the beat of “Baby Shark” playing in the background. It was a sight to behold, and you can experience moments like this every day on our server.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us! Who needs bridges and solos when you can have a server that’s more lit than a lava pool? Trust us, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 107/700 | Votes: | 572 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 38 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
