DankCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3581
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	689
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	38
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mines Excavated:	2916
Ores Mined:	1382	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Runes Activated:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9533
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Undead Armies Raised:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2307
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	8561
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21
New Chunks Explored:	834535	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mines Excavated:	2666	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4476
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Votes:	9228
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1565
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	14	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3386
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	469512	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2989
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Villages Defended:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	38
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Potions Brewed:	90
Ores Mined:	7833	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7827
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	96/100	Votes:	2742
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	3728	Gods Slained:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Potions Brewed:	86
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Magic Items Found:	7510
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	473	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0