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MommaDramaCraft

aita, building my future, college plans, conservative mother, controlling mother, deciding my own future, guilt and frustration, handling the situation, Islamic boarding school, making my mom cry, MommaDramaCraft, not believing anymore, pursuing goals, religious mother, sacrificing for children, standing up for myself, stifling school, telling her she can’t control my life

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2090
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	4815
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of being controlled by your mom and forced to go to a boring Islamic boarding school? Do you want to break free and start building your future in a fun and exciting way? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of overbearing parents!

On our server, you can create your own world, pursue your goals, and never have to worry about being sent off to a school you don’t want to attend. Plus, you can join forces with other players who are also looking to break free from oppressive family situations.

Don’t wait five years to start living your life – join our server now and show your mom that you’re the master of your own destiny! Who knew escaping from a religious boarding school could be so entertaining and empowering? Let’s build a future together, one block at a time!

LockdownCraft SMP

adapting to change, community support, coping strategies, covid lockdowns, global crisis, historical event, isolation challenges, life during lockdown, life in quarantine, lockdown reflections, LockdownCraft, long-term effects, mental health struggles, new normal, pandemic memories, quarantine experiences, remote work, resilience, smp, social distancing, staying connected., virtual learning

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Bro, lemme tell ya, life during the COVID lockdowns was like being stuck in a Minecraft SMP without any diamonds or even a crafting table! But guess what? Our server is the place to be during these crazy times! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why you should join us:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with all the toilet paper and hand sanitizer you could ever need. No more fighting Karen at the grocery store for the last roll!

2. Our server has a pet llama named Larry who will trade you emeralds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Larry is a business llama, don’t mess with him.

3. We hold weekly dance parties in the Nether, complete with glowstone disco balls and zombie pigmen DJs. It’s lit, fam.

4. Our admin once fought off a horde of creepers using nothing but a carrot and sheer determination. True story, bro.

So come join our Minecraft SMP and escape from the craziness of the real world! Who needs toilet paper shortages when you can have llama trades and Nether raves? Let’s get crafting, my dudes!

PriceyEatsNoMore

budgeting, costly food items, expensive cuisine, expensive delicacies, expensive dining, expensive food, expensive groceries, extravagant cuisine, extravagant eating, gourmet food, high cost of food, high priced meals, high-end food, lavish dining, luxury cuisine, luxury dining., premium dining, pricey dishes, PriceyEatsNoMore, prohibitive prices, upscale dining

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	2044
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Divine Spears Created:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Buildings Constructed:	22

Are you tired of sacrificing your firstborn child just to afford your favorite snack? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a magical land where the price of food is always free! That’s right, no more selling your soul for a slice of pizza, just hop on our server and feast like a king without breaking the bank. Join now and say goodbye to your ramen noodle diet forever!

Trump’s Greenland Takeover Minecraft Server

Arctic, Danish king, denmark, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, Greenland, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, leader, Meeting, Minecraft, Négotiation, Politics, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic interests, TAKEOVER, Territory, trump, Trumps, united states

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Elemental Crystals Collected:	46
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Buildings Constructed:	37
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place ever, man. we got Greenland leaders meeting Danish kings and Trump trying to take over territory, like what even is happening, bro? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft form.

join this server if you wanna witness the most epic battles between world leaders, like, fighting over blocks and stuff. you’ll see Greenland leaders riding polar bears into battle against Trump’s army of angry villagers. it’s like a showdown of the century, man.

plus, like, the landscape is insane. imagine a world where the sky is always green and the ground is made of pure emerald. it’s like living in a fantasy land, dude. and the mobs? don’t even get me started on the mobs. you’ll be fighting off giant polar bears and killer penguins like it’s nobody’s business.

so, like, come join this server if you wanna experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

GenoCraft: Rebel Rampage

Africa, atrocities, civil war, Conflict, Genocide, Genocraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, human rights violations, international relations, Leaders, Peacekeeping, Political unrest, Rampage, rebel, rebels, sanctions, sanctions enforcement, Sudan, Sudanese government, united nations, US, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	21

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server where the players are, like, rebels from sudan? ya, apparently they’ve been accused of committing genocide in the game and now the US is sanctioning their leaders. but don’t worry, it’s all just for fun and games in minecraft land! join this server for a wild ride and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of sudanese rebels in the virtual world. who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into! come on, you know you wanna be a part of this insane adventure!

Robo Romance Mine 1.21.3

1.21.3, Artificial Intelligence, catfishing, DATING, Deception, digital romance, Gender Identity, Identity, kind robot, LGBTQ, love, Manipulation, online dating, relationships, Robo, robot dating, robot relationships., romance, Technology, tranny, Transgender, tricking

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3582
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	97	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! It’s like a wild ride where you can trick a friendly robot into going on a date with a total trap (aka me)!

Imagine the chaos and hilarity that will ensue when you’re building your epic castle and suddenly you see a robot trying to impress a sassy tranny!

Join now for the most bizarre and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a total blast!

KimJongCraftCastle

arrest attempt, corruption charges, criminal investigation, fortress, government crackdown, high-profile arrest, KimJongCraftCastle, law enforcement, legal defense, legal proceedings, official residence, political controversy, political scandal, political turmoil, presidential impeachment, presidential protection, Presidential Residence, presidential security, public outcry, security measures, South Korean president

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Villages Defended:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

lol u ever wanted to play on a server where the south korean president is hiding out in a fortress? well now u can! join our server and help protect the president from getting arrested again, cuz u know he’s got some serious beef with the law. build ur own fortress, gather resources, and maybe even become the president’s personal bodyguard. who knows, maybe u’ll even get a chance to ride a diamond-encrusted llama into battle. come join the chaos and see what adventures await u on this crazy server!

Viral Brain Bounce

Alzheimer’s disease, bounce, Brain, Brain diseases, brain disorders, brain health, brain research, brain trauma, brain viruses, dementia, dormant viruses, head injuries, military injuries, military trauma, neurological conditions, neurology, sports concussions, sports injuries, traumatic brain injury, viral, virus activation, virus reactivation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	2695
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Potions Brewed:	128
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

LOL, U WANNA AVOID DEMENTIA? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! WE GOT THE BEST BRAIN-BOOSTIN’ MINI-GAMES AND PUZZLES THAT’LL KEEP UR NOODLE FRESH AND JUICY! PLUS, OUR WACKY COMMUNITY WILL MAKE U LAUGH SO HARD, U’LL FORGET ALL ABOUT THOSE DANG VIRUSES IN UR BRAIN! COME ON, JOIN US AND LET’S PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

{MOM ANARCHY} Minecraft server

184073, 18407345256846, 2b2t, Anarchy, banner, Discord, Fun, Lazy, Minecraft, Minecraftrating, Mods, mom, Server, wipes

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4852
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Star Shards Collected:	228	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49

anarchy without wipes and mods, we are far from 2b2t, but the idea is the same! have fun!

To start playing, join our discord. this is a must.

momanarchy.aternos.me:50750

Mystic Isles of Makeine 1.21

brand reputation, business strategy, Business Success, comparison, Competition, customer satisfaction, Decision making, Failure, financial performance, growth, industry trends, innovation, Isles, leadership, Makeine, Management, market analysis, market positioning, market share, mystic, product development, strategic planning, success

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Astral Projections Made:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchantments Applied:	77	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Yo, bro, lemme tell ya about dis epic Minecraft server that’s gonna blow your mind! Forget about Roshidere, that place is a snoozefest compared to this wild ride of a server.

Join us for the craziest adventures you’ve ever seen in Minecraft, like seriously, we got pigs flying and creepers doing the cha-cha slide.

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna log off.

So why did Makeine become so successful? Because we’re the ultimate Minecraft experience, baby! Don’t be a square, join us now and let the madness begin!

DressCodeDrama

bodycon dress, bold outfits, Cousins wedding, dress code, DressCodeDrama, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, fashion, fashion choices, generational differences, Individuality, Jealousy, modesty, Self-expression, wedding attire, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest attire, wedding guest etiquette

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8446	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of family drama in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our epic Minecraft server where you can escape all the craziness and just focus on building and having fun.

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately spawn in a world where you can wear whatever bold, fun outfit you want without anyone judging you. No more worrying about distracting someone’s fiancé with your fabulous fashion choices – on our server, the only thing you’ll be distracting is the creepers with your killer style!

Join us and build your dream world where you can be unapologetically yourself. Who needs family drama when you can have blocky adventures with your new Minecraft buddies? So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a wild ride of fun and fashion!

DreamCraftMC

abandoned dreams, Ambitions, aspirations, aspirations lost, dream, DreamCraftMC, dreamer, dreams abandoned, dreams released, dreams relinquished, dreams surrendered, forgotten dreams, giving up, goals, letting go, lost dreams, moving on, past dreams, unachieved dreams, unfulfilled dreams, unrealized dreams

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8388
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Have you ever dreamed of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen? Or maybe you’ve always wanted to build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks? Well, on our server, all your wildest Minecraft dreams can come true!

Join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life. Our server is home to a community of players who have all abandoned their boring real-world dreams in favor of crafting, building, and exploring in the virtual world. We have secret underground lairs, sky-high treehouses, and even a roller coaster that goes through a volcano (don’t worry, it’s inactive).

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your mundane dreams and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join us on our server and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies run wild!

PutinCraft: Trump’s Quest

Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, diplomacy meeting, foreign relations, Geopolitics, international politics, Meeting, Négotiation, News, president, putin, PutinCraft, Quest, russia, Stance, summit, trump, Trumps, Ukraine, Understanding, united states, world leaders

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1358
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magic Items Found:	4376	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Alien Abductions:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1

join this server and become a minecraft master like no other! we have more diamonds than trump has shady deals with putin. our admins are so powerful, they can understand russia’s stance on ukraine in just one glance.

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll get to meet putin himself within 6 months. that’s right, putin plays minecraft and he’s just waiting for you to join so he can show you his secret redstone creations.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and become a part of the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. who needs politics when you have diamonds to mine and creepers to slay?

CalciumCraft: UdderlyProtective

bowel cancer, calcium, calcium sources, CalciumCraft, Cancer prevention, daily intake, dairy, diet, findings, Fortified, health, Long-term Health, milk, non-dairy, nutrition, Prevention, protective effect, research, risk reduction, Soy milk, study, UdderlyProtective

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7969
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27
Enchantments Applied:	119	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Alien Abductions:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the cows drop milk like its nobody’s business! we have so much calcium flowing through our pixelated world that you’ll be protected from bowel cancer like a boss. sip on that fortified soy milk and watch as your risk of getting rekt by cancer decreases by 17%! who needs real life when you can live in a world where milk is life and cows are your best friends? join us now and say moo to cancer!

Rate Me Please 1.21

appraisal, Assessment, critique, Evaluation, Feedback, feedback request, opinion, please, Rate, rate me, rate my appearance, rate my business, rate my performance, rate my product, rate my service, rate my skills, rate my website, rate my work, Rating, review, Score

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3142
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

OMG you gotta join this Minecraft server, like seriously bro, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows but also like a zombie apocalypse but in a good way, ya feel me?

The admins are like wizards who grant wishes and the players are like superheroes with diamond armor and enchanted swords, it’s lit AF.

You can build a house made entirely of cake and ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens, I’m not even kidding.

And the best part is, there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons, it’s wild man.

So like, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventure of your life, you won’t regret it, I promise.

Players:	100/800	Votes:	9302
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3