Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mines Excavated: 1837
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Cozy Campfires Lit: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 420 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Ores Mined: 9220 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    New Chunks Explored: 963425 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Farms Harvested: 570
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Gods Slained: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 10 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 13 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Villages Defended: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 6 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7277 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Magic Items Found: 8389 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 174 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Farms Harvested: 385 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Star Shards Collected: 249
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • 2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

    2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 27 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Falling into the Void: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • LiteBox server Minecraft

    LiteBox server Minecraft
    The owner of the “LiteBox” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we block Israeli and Bulgarian players from joining because they’re too busy downloading torrents instead of building epic structures! But fear not, because we offer a massive collection of classic TV shows and movies in stunning HD quality for FREE. We’re practically begging you to download from us instead of paying for Netflix – that’s how generous we are!

    Join us and be part of a community that’s dedicated to disturbing society in the most hilarious ways possible. Who needs to follow the rules when you can break them in the most entertaining ways? So come on, join our server and let’s cause some chaos together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Towns Built: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 37
    Demon Skulls Collected: 39 Eternal Flames Captured: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP

    Nice Blue Board Minecraft SMP
    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with their basic rules and bland landscapes? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is like no other, with a nice blue board that will make you feel like you’re swimming in a sea of creativity.

    Join us on this wild ride where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild. We’ve got players who have built entire cities out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone, and legends of a secret diamond mine that only the bravest adventurers dare to explore.

    So come on and join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few explosions (we don’t talk about those). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just watch out for the creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds. Let’s get crafting, my friends!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 217 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Battles Minecraft Server

    Blocky Battles Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pirate’s adventure on the high seas? Look no further than our server, where you can join the ongoing Houshou META Cruise Mission and rock a Suffren party dress skin like a true fashionista.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the Nagato META event and relive the Whydah memory like a time-traveling pirate. And don’t miss out on the Aquilifier Ballade rerun, where you can party with the likes of Roma in style.

    Upcoming events include the Tempesta event, where you can snag SSR Fancy, SSR Ganj-i-sawai, SSR Amity, SR Dolphin, and SR Portsmouth-Adventure. Plus, get ready for skins for Tempesta, Atago, Owari, and Bristol that will make you the envy of all your Minecraft friends.

    And if you’re worried about losing your account, just bind it before the game updates or risk walking the plank. Oh, and don’t bother looking for an /alg/ discord, because we’re too cool for that.

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a Minecraft journey like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a To Love Ru collab event that will blow your mind. See you in the game, mateys!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Vinland Saga Minecraft SMP

    Vinland Saga Minecraft SMP
    Alright, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you about this server that will blow your mind!

    Picture this: the editor of Vinland Saga himself, Akira Kanai, has declared that this server is the only place where you can truly experience a happy ending. And not just any happy ending, but a Minecraft happy ending that will leave you in tears of joy!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the climax of this server is so intense that even Akira Kanai couldn’t handle it. It’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, with twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

    So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the epicness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s over…in the best way possible!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 3
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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