Are you tired of being a sheep in the globohomo establishment? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the most dangerous thing you can do is adopt anti-spendism and redpill your peers on it? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us and watch as glowies have no answer to your radical, militant, and extremist ways of not participating in the spending and driving GDP. Your peers will hate you for it, but hey, who needs friends when you’re fighting the good fight against putting bread on others’ tables through your spending?

So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and show the world that you’re not afraid to be the most dangerous player out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the leader of the anti-spendism revolution in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 1
Unicorn Sightings: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraze – Epic Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in Ibiza? Look no further than our server, where only the most elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more are allowed to join. Why settle for the basic b*tches when you can rub virtual elbows with the crème de la crème of the indie vtuber world?

    Have an oshi with 499 views? Sorry, sweetie, this server is for the big leagues only. We’re talking Twitch partners and YouTube equivalents here. And if you’re worried about corpo vtubers infiltrating our exclusive space, don’t fret – we only accept chuubas who aren’t defined by their corporate branding. We’re all about that independent, free-spirited vibe here.

    But wait, there’s more! We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archival guides, Koikatsu cards for some spicy content, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar because why not? Plus, we’ve got ducks. Yes, you read that right – DUCKS. What more could you possibly want from a Minecraft server?

    So come join us and experience the virtual VIP lifestyle like never before. Who needs real-life clubs when you can party it up with indie vtubers in the digital realm? Don’t be basic, be boujee. Join our server now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

    Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 981 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

    HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

    Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

    Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

    2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

    3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

    4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

    5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

    Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

    Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Ores Mined: 6207 Divine Spears Created: 26
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Villages Defended: 11
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • High Cuddle Minecraft Server

    High Cuddle Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Runes Activated: 7
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

    Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

    Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

    Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

    But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

    And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 3241 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Gods Slained: 2 Farms Harvested: 701
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

    Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches
    Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

    Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Divine Spears Created: 30
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

    Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

    Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

    Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

    So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 25 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Did They Minecraft SMP

    Did They Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

    But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

    So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10
    Demon Skulls Collected: 13 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

    Bread Sucks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 35
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

    BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

    3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

    4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for Caedrel Minecraft Server?

    Caedrel is a professional League of Legends player hailing from the United Kingdom. He currently plays as a mid laner for Excel Esports in the LEC. Caedrel is known for his versatile champion pool, exceptional mechanical skills, and strong shot-calling abilities. He has established himself as a key player in the European League of Legends scene and continues to impress fans and critics alike with his performances on the Rift.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Animals Bred: 145 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 25
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

    The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

    Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

    We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

    ⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

    ⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

    ⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

    ⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

    ⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

    ⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

    ⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

    ⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

    ⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

    TipsyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Alien Abductions: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Love Letters Sent: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP

    PixelatedPals Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of grass to build on? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately find yourself surrounded by a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats. Why are they dancing, you ask? Because our server has a strict dress code for all animals and they’re just trying to impress the sheep with their fancy footwork.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can join our weekly llama racing tournaments where players ride their trusty llamas through obstacle courses filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs. The winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots and bragging rights for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of magic. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Dimension Hops: 14
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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