DangerLink | New Minecraft Servers 2025

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7333
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5643	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5525
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5627	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Farms Harvested:	327	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Potions Brewed:	103	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Towns Built:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Star Shards Collected:	279
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	3331
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	385
Towns Built:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mines Excavated:	3276	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Meteorites Collected:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Crops Grown:	9419
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	2747
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	1581
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	414

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Enchantments Applied:	279
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9709
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

Players:	110/1000	Votes:	3775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4