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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4876 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mineshafts Explored: | 4 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 8 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3606 |
Our server is so wild, even the sheep have a thirst for adventure. They’ll challenge you to epic parkour races and if you lose, they’ll shear off all your clothes! But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got confidence, right?
We’ve also got a secret underground dungeon where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons have dance-offs. Think you can keep up with their killer moves? Join the server and find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as dangerous as it is hilarious, join our server now! Just remember, safety is for noobs.