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Players: | 105/800 | Votes: | 6889 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8418 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 32 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 |
Potions Brewed: | 35 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
Our server is so wild, even the sheep have a thirst for adventure. They’ll challenge you to epic parkour races and if you lose, they’ll shear off all your clothes! But hey, who needs armor when you’ve got confidence, right?
We’ve also got a secret underground dungeon where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons have dance-offs. Think you can keep up with their killer moves? Join the server and find out!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that’s as dangerous as it is hilarious, join our server now! Just remember, safety is for noobs.