Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and the zombies break out into dance parties at night.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground village of llamas who have mastered the art of llama yoga. Join them for a relaxing session and unlock hidden llama powers to help you conquer the Minecraft world.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly for 30 seconds. Who needs an elytra when you have magical carrots?

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
Void Armor Forged: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Star Shards Collected: 129
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyCrashersMC

    CraftyCrashersMC
    so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

    you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

    and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

    oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

    so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Divine Spears Created: 14
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 7

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

    Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)
    Server Name Madness SMP
    Server Type Vanilla Survival
    Age Requirement 21+
    Community Size 20+ Members
    Platform Java Edition

    FAQ

    Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

    A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

    Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

    A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

    Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

    A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

    Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

    A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

    Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

    A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7916
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

    Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

    Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Farms Harvested: 784

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

    Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

    Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

    But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 30 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Mythical Quests Completed: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

    CraftyJournalApologyNoWay
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

    Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

    Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

    So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Potions Brewed: 126 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

    RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP
    Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 29 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 33
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Chimeras Created: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Animals Bred: 140

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MineTuneWars

    MineTuneWars
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

    MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Animals Bred: 175
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Love Letters Sent: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Potions Brewed: 172
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Chimeras Created: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

    Future Icon Gang-Stalkers
    join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Chimeras Created: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    Neuroshroud: The Abandoned Roleplay Modded Whitelist Survival Lore… and Cake!

    NEUROSHROUD Server Overview

    Server Type Java | Roleplay • Survival
    Description The world was erased… but you’re still here. Experience a unique survival roleplay world where the NPCs are sentient and the landscape warps with a deep history.
    Launch Date October 10th

    NEUROSHROUD Server FAQ

    Question Answer
    What is the server type? NEUROSHROUD is a Java server focused on roleplay and survival aspects.
    When is the server launching? The server will be launched on October 10th.
    How can I join the server? You can apply for whitelist by joining the Discord server and following the application process.
    Is there a player-run economy? Yes, the server features a player-driven economy where progression is earned through skill and strategy.
    Are there any pay-to-win mechanics? No, there are no paywalls or advantages that can be bought. Success in the server is based on skill and adaptability.
    How are NPCs different in NEUROSHROUD? NPCs in NEUROSHROUD are sentient and remember the world before its erasure. Interactions with NPCs have significant consequences.
    What makes NEUROSHROUD stand out? NEUROSHROUD offers a unique survival experience with whitelisted roleplay, sentient NPCs, player-driven economy, custom modpack, lore-driven world, and optimized hosting.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 12
    Ores Mined: 9753 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server

    Pixelmon Quest Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be for all you adventurous gamers out there!

    Join us on our server where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, and a pet zombie that tells hilarious jokes.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Don’t miss out on the chance to become a legend in the most epic Minecraft server ever created. See you there!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dimension Hops: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Runes Activated: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 89 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling

    LiveUntilOurMinecraft SMPFeeling
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Towns Built: 7 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 27

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • CraftyFam Minecraft Server

    CraftyFam Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of receiving boring, thoughtless gifts from your parents? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can exact revenge in the most hilarious way possible!

    Imagine this: you receive a $25 Starbucks gift card from your parents as a graduation gift, even though they know you’ve been boycotting Starbucks for months. Not to mention, you don’t even like coffee or tea! What a slap in the face, right? But fear not, on our server, you can take that gift card and use it as a weapon of mass destruction against your parents. Build a Starbucks in-game and force them to buy overpriced drinks from you! Show them who’s boss in the most epic way possible.

    And the best part? They won’t even know how you feel about it because it’s all happening in the virtual world. So come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration in the most ridiculous and entertaining way possible. Let’s turn that gift card drama into a hilarious adventure on our server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 32
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • HouseHubbyHushHub

    HouseHubbyHushHub
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most outrageous stories can’t compete with the insanity of our virtual world! Join us and escape the drama of real life, like the tale of a 17-year-old player who has a 22-year-old half sister with a private jet and multiple houses.

    Imagine building your dream mansion with 8 bathrooms and a swim-up bar, or creating your own lakefront cabin with a dock for your boat (the one you can’t decide on, of course).

    Don’t worry about real-life family drama or not being able to afford a house, because in our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers). So come join us and leave your real-world problems behind – after all, who needs a trust fund when you have diamonds to mine and dragons to slay?

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 9 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 8
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP

    MacNCheeseMuncher – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and creepers!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Pasta Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing noodles from unsuspecting villagers. Will you join forces with them or fight against their carb-loving ways?

    So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most mac & cheese-filled adventure of your Minecraft life. Just make sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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