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SibSplitLifeInsureCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of life insurance beneficiaries? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of splitting virtual life insurance with your pixelated siblings!

Picture this: you’re happily building your Minecraft empire when suddenly tragedy strikes and your in-game spouse (who is also a cop for some reason) kicks the bucket. But wait, there’s a twist! You now have to split the life insurance with his three siblings who are just chilling in their perfectly whole and complete families. The drama! The suspense! The outrageousness!

Don’t be a widowed Minecraft mom struggling to support her blocky children on her own – join our server and experience the chaos of dealing with unexpected life insurance beneficiaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial decisions, all in the name of pixelated family drama.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of virtual life insurance disputes. It’s a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing more valuable than diamonds is a good insurance policy. See you in the game!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Endless Night Skies:	5
Animals Bred:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VowNeverDoneIt Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player, mining and crafting in the same old boring world? Well, look no further because our SMP is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to finally fulfill that vow you made to yourself to build a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while juggling diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing and will challenge you to epic dance-offs for rare loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a squad of mischievous pandas who will only give it to the player who can beat them in a game of hide and seek.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP now and embark on the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

CreepyCraft: 1AM Madness

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Join our Minecraft server and find out what becomes terrifying at 1am! Our server is filled with mysterious creatures that come out only at night, ready to give you a scare like no other. Imagine mining for diamonds peacefully at 1pm, only to be chased by a pack of zombie chickens at 1am! But don’t worry, our server also has hidden treasures and secret passageways that only appear in the dead of night. So if you’re looking for a thrilling adventure that will keep you on the edge of your seat, join our server now!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Enchantments Applied:	137
Mines Excavated:	1573	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Butterfly Wings Server

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Yo, have you ever heard of a Minecraft server where a butterfly flapping its wings is the most OP weapon you can get? Yeah, that’s right, on our server, those innocent little butterflies are actually deadly weapons that can take down even the toughest mobs in one hit. Join us for the ultimate challenge and see if you can master the art of butterfly warfare.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with these feathered revolutionaries or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds that only the bravest and most cunning players can find. Will you be the one to uncover this legendary loot and become the richest player on the server?

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure where anything is possible, even using a butterfly as a deadly weapon. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Mall Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a self-proclaimed “mallwhore” who will show you the ropes in style! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded shopping sprees, creeper fashion shows, and a secret underground club where the zombies know how to party. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a part of our fabulous world!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	23

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

One Piece’s Ending Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can live out your wildest pirate dreams? Look no further than our epic Minecraft SMP inspired by the ending of One Piece!

Join us as we sail the high seas, battle fearsome sea monsters, and search for the legendary One Piece treasure. But be warned, the waters are treacherous and filled with other players looking to claim the treasure for themselves.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our One Piece-inspired Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next Pirate King!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ChubbyCraft – Dad vs Coach

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Are you tired of being a skinny legend in Minecraft? Join our server where we encourage players to pack on the pounds like never before! Our coach will give you a whole list of “rules” to follow to gain weight quickly, including specific fast food orders, soda consumption, and even supplements. Say goodbye to cardio and hello to a new, curvier you!

Just like one mom discovered, her son gained 35 pounds in no time thanks to our extreme weight gain program. His stomach is starting to look like his dad’s, and he’s never had a weight problem before! But hey, who needs abs when you can have a dad bod in Minecraft, right?

Join our server now and watch as your Minecraft character transforms into a chunky legend. Who needs swimming and football skills when you can be the biggest player on the server? Don’t be a “Karen” and miss out on this opportunity to bulk up in the virtual world. See you there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BankDrainMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on useless hobbies like collecting rare flowers or breeding pink sheep? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and watch as your bank account magically fills up with diamonds just by participating in our wacky challenges and mini-games.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to bring good luck and fortune to those who find it. Rumor has it that the Diamond Pig once turned a player’s wooden pickaxe into a fully enchanted diamond one just by sneezing on it!

So why waste your time and diamonds on boring hobbies when you can join our Minecraft SMP and become the richest player in all the land? Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the secrets of the Diamond Pig and become a Minecraft millionaire!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runes Activated:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyLifeGoals

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Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where the only excitement comes from accidentally stepping on a Lego? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Imagine a world where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and build a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Join our server and become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom, where you can tame dragons, ride unicorns, and have epic dance parties with friendly creepers. Who needs real life when you can live out your wildest fantasies in the pixelated paradise of our server?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best life in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NaziCraft: Remove the Memes

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LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we build monuments to honor all the victims of communism! But watch out, some peeps wanna remove over 330 names cuz they think they linked to Nazis and fascists. But we say NO WAY, those peeps just misunderstood the assignment! Join us for some wild adventures and crazy builds, and maybe even uncover some secret underground bunkers full of treasure (and maybe some skeletons, oops)! Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and show those haters who’s boss! #CommunismIsCool #NazisAreNotWelcome #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dragons Tamed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Barnacle Breaker: Anti-Bac Adventures

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so like, imagine this, right? you join this crazy minecraft server and you’re like whoa, what is happening here? well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a barnacle-inspired synthetic polymer, just stickin’ to ya like crazy. but get this, it’s not just stickin’ to ya, it’s loosening bacteria from their moorings, like human tissue and industrial pipes.

i know, right? sounds insane, but it’s true. and get this, this discovery could lead to a whole new way to design antibiotics. like, who knew playing minecraft could lead to curing diseases and stuff?

so come join this server, where the possibilities are endless and the adventures are wild. you never know what crazy discoveries you might stumble upon. plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of something that could change the world? so what are you waiting for? come join the madness!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Dimension Hops:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Inchworm SMP: Where slimefun and towny make for a weirdly fun time plus you gotta be at least 16+

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Minecraft Server Overview
New SMP server with plugins like Dynmap
No official launch, join anytime
16+ age requirement
Hosted in Germany, running on 1.20.6 Paper

FAQ

Q: Are there any specific rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed on our Discord server. Please join to see the full list of rules.

Q: Can I invite my friends to the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends as long as they meet the age requirement and follow the rules.

Q: Are there any banned items or blocks on the server?

A: There is a banned items list on our Discord server to ensure fair gameplay for all players.

Q: Is there a limit on the number of players allowed on the server?

A: As of now, there is no specific player limit, but we may adjust it in the future based on server performance.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join our Discord server for more information and the server IP address to start playing.

Q: Can I suggest new plugins or features for the server?

A: Yes, we welcome suggestions from our players to improve the server experience. Please share your ideas on our Discord server.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Ores Mined:	1525
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us and play alongside famous celebrities like Beyonce, Elon Musk, Kim Kardashian, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson, and even the Queen of England! That’s right, they all play on our server and you can too!

But that’s not all, our server is so wild that you might just run into a herd of rainbow-colored llamas riding on top of flying pigs! And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TikTok Minecraft SMP Madness

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying squids, build towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in our weekly llama racing competitions (yes, llamas can race in Minecraft, don’t question it).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost named Steve, who loves to prank unsuspecting players by turning their houses into giant cakes. Don’t worry though, Steve’s pranks are all in good fun…we think.

So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night where players can show off their best dance moves and win exclusive in-game prizes. Plus, our server owner is a TikTok sensation who promises to livestream all the chaos and hilarity for your viewing pleasure. And hey, if you’re feeling generous, maybe throw a few emeralds their way so they can quit their day job and focus on entertaining you full-time.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Just be sure to watch out for those pesky flying squids…they tend to have a bit of a temper.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9148
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Void Armor Forged:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Falling into the Void:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MovieMarathonGoneWrong – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring movies that never live up to the hype? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the movies come to life! That’s right, we have a movie theater built in-game where you can watch all your favorite films in blocky glory. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Steve Spielberg himself roaming around, working on his next blockbuster hit! So say goodbye to disappointing movies and hello to a cinematic adventure like no other on our crazy SMP server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Divine Spears Created:	29

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2