DANCRAFT | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Pay2PlayPals

adult game centre, ANNOYED, Birthday, birthday celebration, birthday dinner, birthday gathering, Birthday Party, birthday surprise, birthday treat, celebration, coffee, Communication, Friends, Generosity, group outing, Hospitality, Invitation, misunderstanding, Pay2PlayPals, Paying, social event

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2442	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to pay for everything yourself? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of never having to spend a single diamond again! We’ll cover all your in-game expenses, just like how this generous player covered the bill for her friends at her birthday party. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to game like a boss without spending a dime! Join now and let the freebies roll in!

BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

BreakupBluesBeGone, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Runes Activated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	6915
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	3748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Divine Spears Created:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	174
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Emeralds Found:	6545
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1331
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Void Gems Collected:	26
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Emeralds Found:	8780	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Zombie Dances:	9

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Ores Mined:	7444
Animals Bred:	161	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8545

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	1996
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	4531	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	288
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Dimension Hops:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2812	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Animals Bred:	154	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4841
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	1068
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Alien Abductions:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	454

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	782
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8088	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	5557
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Dragons Tamed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

Players:	106/900	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Potions Brewed:	193
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5