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BreakupBluesBeGone Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	163	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Yo, so like, if you just went through a breakup and you’re feeling all down and out, then you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP! We got like, magical healing powers in the game that will totally cure your broken heart. Like, seriously, just mining some diamonds and building a sick castle will have you feeling like a brand new person.

Plus, we have this crazy story where one time a player’s ex joined the server and they had to battle it out in a PvP match to win back their dignity. It was wild, man. And guess what? The player totally won and got closure on their relationship. It was like therapy, but in Minecraft form.

So yeah, if you want to forget about your ex and have a blast with a bunch of wacky players, then come join our Minecraft SMP. We promise you’ll be laughing and having a great time in no time. Let’s goooooo!

CraftySocialAddict

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of staring at your phone all day, refreshing your feed for the millionth time? Well, it’s time to put down the memes and pick up some blocks on our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the endless scroll of doom for a world where the only drama is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next.

Our server is the perfect place to disconnect from the digital world and reconnect with your inner block-building genius. Who needs likes and retweets when you can get virtual high-fives from fellow players for your epic creations? Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a friendly ghost named Steve who will help you find diamonds if you offer him some virtual pizza.

So say goodbye to FOMO and hello to MOB-O (Minecraft Obsession Bonanza)! Join our server now and start crafting your way to a happier, blockier life. Trust us, your Instagram followers will understand.

PixelPlayground Minecraft Server

ai, Artificial Intelligence, child exploitation, Child protection, child sex abuse, Crime Prevention, criminal justice, cybercrime, data privacy, deepfake, digital forensics, illegal content, Images, internet regulation, law enforcement, machine learning, Minecraft, new laws, online predators, online safety, PixelPlayground, Server, Technology

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3263
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Void Gems Collected:	39
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crops Grown:	3062	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45

lol u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server that is so lit, it’s like a party in your pants? well do i have the server for u! our server is so wild, even the AI-generated child sex abuse images are like “woah, that’s too much!” we got new laws to make sure everyone is safe and having a good time. join us and experience the craziest adventures in minecraft, where the only thing getting abused is your funny bone! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let the good times roll!

CraftyUkrainians

Alliance, Assistance, Conflict, CraftyUkrainians, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, Europe, Help, international relations, Military, nato, Peace, Secretary General, SECURITY, solidarity, Stronger, Support, Ukraine, Unity, War

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3759
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Animals Bred:	116	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Astral Projections Made:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight to make ukraine the strongest nation in the world!! nato secretary general says we are the key to their success!! build epic bases, battle enemies, and save ukraine from destruction!! join now and be a hero in this crazy adventure!!

Boredom SMP

Active, Boredom, Chat, Community, Coreprotect, cosmetic, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, freedom, gameplay, Grief, Minecraft, Projects, Proximity, purely, smp, Staff, tps, Uptime, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	9961
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	17

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information
Online Mode	No cracked accounts supported
Version	Java only
Season 5 Start Date	January 3rd, 2025
Weekly Events	Yes
Monthly Expansions	Yes

FAQ

What Makes BoredomSMP Unique?

Purely Vanilla Gameplay with HermitCraft-style data packs
Highly active community with 20-30 online player average
Optional Proximity Chat feature
Grief recovery with CoreProtect
No pay-to-win donations
Active staff support

What Can Players Expect from BoredomSMP?

Respectful adult community
Server-wide events and competitions
100% Uptime and 20 TPS Average
Community projects
Long-term community acceptance

Server Details

IP: play.boredommc.com
Version: Java Edition [1.21.4+]
Host Details: 64GB DDR5 RAM, AMD Ryzen 7 9700X CPU, 1Gbps Network, 4TB SSD Storage
Location: Coventry, United Kingdom

Love Crafted World 1.20.6

#announcement, #exciting, 1.20.6, Anime, Ave Mujica, blue bird, crafted, depressive, dramatic, emotional, love, Love Live fans, Love Live franchise, Love Live!, Love Living is Hard, Music, MyGO!!!!!, new characters, new series, School Idols, Sequel, spin-off, Storyline, world

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9730
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Yo, have you heard about this new Minecraft server? It’s like the Love Live series but on crack, bro. Imagine building your own Blue Bird paradise and living out all the drama and depression like in MyGo and Ave Mujica. It’s gonna be wild, man. Join now for a rollercoaster of emotions and chaos!

OffDayzMinecraftSMP

days off, Downtime, Free Time, hobbies, interests, leisure activities, OffDayzMinecraftSMP, pastimes, Relaxation, REST, self-care

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Secret Passages Found:	6

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also zombies and creepers. You gotta join because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a wizard who can turn you into a dragon if you bring him a stack of golden apples. It’s wild, man. Plus, we have weekly llama races and a hot tub filled with lava. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

ExcuseMeImCrafting

achievement, age, AMBITION, ambition fulfilled, AUTHORITY, Conquer, control, determination, discipline, DOMINANCE, EXCUSE, ExcuseMeImCrafting, iron fist, leadership, motivation, perseverance, power, progress, ruling the world, success, world domination

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2814
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Magic Items Found:	5357
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chimeras Created:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	336

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you dream of ruling the land with an iron fist and making all the creepers bow down to you? Look no further, because on our server, you can finally live out your wildest dictator fantasies!

Join us and embark on a journey to conquer the virtual world with your epic building skills and cunning strategies. Build the most outrageous structures, gather the rarest resources, and amass an army of loyal minions to do your bidding. With great power comes great responsibility, but who cares about responsibility when you can have so much fun being a tyrant?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your quest to become the ultimate ruler of Minecraft! Who knows, maybe one day you’ll even be able to challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off and emerge victorious. The possibilities are endless, just like your thirst for power.

Ford’s Liquor-Free Minecraft Server

alcohol, alcohol market, alcohol policy, alcohol sales, American liquor, Canadian products, consumer choice, Ford, fords, government decision, international trade, LCBO, liquor distribution, liquor regulations, liquor store, LiquorFree, Minecraft, ontario, political decision, provincial government, retail industry, Server, trade relations, TUESDAY

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2734
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mines Excavated:	2872
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5407	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

so, like, this, like, totally epic minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join this server cuz, like, LCBO is, like, removing American liquor on Tuesday or something. but, like, who cares about that when you can be building epic castles and battling dragons in this server, amirite?

join this server for, like, the most insane adventures and the craziest parties. we got, like, flying pigs and talking sheep, man. and, like, the best part is, you can totally ride on a unicorn while shooting rainbows out of your hands. it’s, like, totally mind-blowing, dude.

plus, like, the owner of this server is, like, a secret billionaire who only plays minecraft in his spare time. he’s, like, super cool and gives out free diamonds to everyone who joins. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to be a part of this epic minecraft server? join now and let the craziness begin!

SpyChick69 – KidnapCraft

abduction, ACCUSED, agent, arrest, Conspiracy, Espionage, intelligence, investigation, kidnap, KidnapCraft, man, Moscow, Plan, Plot, Questioned, russia, SECURITY, SpyChick69, Spying, Surveillance, undercover, WOMAN

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, we got this wild story goin’ on where this woman is accused of bein’ a spy for Moscow. like, what even? but get this, she was also plannin’ to kidnap some dude! like, who does that? join our server for all the drama and espionage, it’s like a soap opera but with blocks and creepers. come join the madness, you won’t regret it, bro.

Bone Boost Gel – FastCraft Server

better, Bone, bone density, Boost, drastically, FastCraft, Gel, Hydrogel, injectable, injectable bone, new, noticeable effect, orally, orally administered drugs, osteoporosis, Radical, Server, Treatment, two weeks, year

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6843
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Votes:	5012	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

yo, u ever heard of a minecraft server where u can inject bone gel to boost ur bone density in 2 weeks? ya, u heard me right. forget about those boring drugs, we got that injectable bone gel that will make ur bones stronger than diamond armor in no time. join our server and become the ultimate bone warrior, smashing blocks and mobs with ur indestructible skeleton. who needs potions when u got injectable bone gel, amirite? come join us and let’s make osteoporosis a thing of the past.

The Expeditions SMP

apply, Biomes, brand new, data pack, Discord, Economy, Expedition, Expeditions, Join, Land claiming, Lore, Modded, Modpack, opportunity, perspective, process, resource pack, selection, Server, Showcase, smp, smp application, Vanilla, War

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6270
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	249	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7010	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Votes:	9181
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Whitelisted Server	Easy application process for joining
Custom Map	12k by 12k map with all vanilla biomes
Custom Mods	Includes modpack, resource pack, and data pack with focus on Create mod
Wiki	Allows players to start their own lore
War System	Opportunity for lore-based wars with mutual agreement
Economy & Land Claiming	Includes in-game economy and land claiming system

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and apply in the #SMP-application channel.

Q: What is the size of the custom map?

A: The custom map is 12k by 12k and includes all vanilla biomes.

Q: Is there a war system in the server?

A: Yes, there is a war system in the context of lore, and it requires mutual agreement between parties.

Q: Can I start my own lore on the server?

A: Yes, the server has a wiki that allows players to create their own lore.

Biboo’s Abandoned Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Abandoned, abandoning, Apologize.., biboo, Biboos, Collabs, dancing, doomposting, Faggots, Fans, good singer, hololive, Idol, Japan, merch, Realm, Reps, Singer, singing, special features, spike, streaming, subpar, upwards

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2847
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Emeralds Found:	705
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6453
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more collabs than Biboo in Japan! Our special features will make you question reality, just like faggots doomposting about her singing and dancing. With tons of merch and a community crazier than her fans, you’ll be apologizing for not joining sooner!

Mom’sBlockPartyMC

AITAH, Blocking, Boundaries, Church, Communication, Gaslighting, influencer, Manipulation, mental health, MomsBlockPartyMC, online dating, overreacting, personal space, red flags, relationship, self-care, STALKING, toxic behavior, trust issues, unwanted advances

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchantments Applied:	79	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Villages Defended:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns just like this crazy online dating story!

Meet new friends who may or may not have imaginary girl BFFs, get involved in church drama that will make your head spin, and experience unannounced visits that will leave you questioning reality. And who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to reverse Google search someone’s profile picture to uncover the truth!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you have our server to provide all the entertainment you could ever want?

SneakySMPPlayer

Authenticity, Identity, introspection, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self esteem, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-evaluation, Self-examination, Self-expression, self-identity, self-image, self-perception, self-realization, self-reflective, self-understanding, SneakySMPPlayer

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3389
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Farms Harvested:	659	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Dragon Eggs Found:	4803
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Potions Brewed:	75
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	24
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s a wild and crazy place where anything goes!

Join us on this epic journey where you can unleash your inner weirdo and let your creativity run wild! We have insane events like llama racing, chicken jousting, and even underwater basket weaving competitions! And don’t even get me started on our legendary dance parties in the Nether!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their potato army. Will you join them or will you fight against their starchy tyranny? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP where you can truly be yourself, even if that means dressing up as a carrot and roleplaying as a sentient block of cheese. Let your freak flag fly, my friends!

Players:	93/800	Votes:	2539
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	6113	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1844
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2