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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6897 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 1150 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 |
Once upon a time, a group of unicorns invaded our server and started throwing rainbow-colored TNT everywhere. But instead of running in fear, our players grabbed their swords and rode into battle on the backs of flying pigs. It was epic!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it before.
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, build a castle out of giant marshmallows, and participate in a potato sack race with a group of friendly Endermen? Only on our server, of course!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible – even if it involves w*man not being humans!