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Players: 95/800 Votes: 1074
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 15 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10
Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
Chimeras Created: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we offer a unique experience for all players, except for Asian diaspora fags apparently. Don’t worry, we won’t lock you out of breeding like some foreign culture invaders. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected twists along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground society of llama-riding villagers or discover a hidden treasure trove guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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  • Pixel Haven 1.20.1

    Pixel Haven 1.20.1
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    Players: 95/300 Votes: 7635
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 18
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Wilderness Tamed: 20
    Void Gems Collected: 12 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you that will blow your mind! Picture this: a Minecraft server where the mobs are all decked out in designer clothes and the blocks are made of solid gold.

    Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate luxury in the world of Minecraft. We’ve got diamond-encrusted pickaxes, enchanted armor that makes you invincible, and a secret underground club where you can party with creepers and skeletons.

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server also has a portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Imagine building a house out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of gummy bears.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • GrannyCraft Minecraft Server

    GrannyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 5187
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Battle Standards Raised: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 0
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of family drama and financial struggles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with virtual adventures and escapades that will make you forget all about your real-life problems.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of judgmental aunties and snarky sisters by diving into a world where the only thing that matters is building epic structures and battling virtual monsters. Who needs designer handbags when you can create your own virtual paradise?

    So come on down and join us for a hilarious and outrageous time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a virtual showdown with your pesky aunty over a diamond sword instead of a handbag!

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  • LunchtimeLurkerCraft

    LunchtimeLurkerCraft
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 8454
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 14 Alien Abductions: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that doesn’t have crazy rules like “no reading books during lunch break”? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious bookworms out there. Join us and read all the virtual books your heart desires without anyone accusing you of “stealing”!

    We understand the importance of relaxation and what better way to unwind than by diving into a good book in the virtual world of Minecraft? Our server is a safe haven for all book lovers who just want to escape reality for a bit.

    And hey, if anyone tries to report you for “stealing” a book in our server, we’ll just laugh it off and continue on with our virtual adventures. Because let’s be real, comparing reading a book to stealing a laptop is just plain ridiculous!

    So come join us on our server and let’s show the world that reading books during lunch break is not a crime, it’s a way of life. Let’s build, explore, and read to our heart’s content in this wacky and wonderful Minecraft world!

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  • TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP

    TearjerkerMovie Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 110/400 Votes: 4770
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2971
    Star Shards Collected: 220 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form! We have diamond rainbows, flying pigs, and a secret underground lair filled with dancing llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is actually haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. And rumor has it, if you find the enchanted golden potato hidden in the depths of the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So come join us and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Plus, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. What more could you possibly want?

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  • PresidentialCourtShowdown

    PresidentialCourtShowdown
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    Players: 109/400 Votes: 3874
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Potions Brewed: 39
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25

    New Minecraft Servers

    Ever wondered what would happen if the president decided to ignore the Supreme Court? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can find out firsthand! Join us for a wild ride where the president builds a giant wall around the Supreme Court and declares himself the ruler of all blocks. Will you join forces with the Supreme Court justices to take down the power-hungry president? Or will you join his army of blocky minions in a quest for total domination? The choice is yours on our wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server!

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  • CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC

    CraftyTrump’sBigTapMC
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    Players: 92/600 Votes: 5514
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Zombie Dances: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Vanishing Items Found: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 80
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 69 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have a very large faucet that gives out infinite water! trump himself is obsessed with it, he even said it’s the best faucet he’s ever seen! researchers are saying there’s a looming water crisis but not on our server, we have all the water you could ever need! come build your water kingdom and make trump proud! #faucetgoals #watercrisiswho?

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  • NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun

    NeuronCraft: Social Inference Fun
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    Players: 103/100 Votes: 5443
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Votes: 116 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Dragons Tamed: 6 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 10 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE NEURONS THAN UR BRAIN CAN HANDLE. WE GOT 700 NEURONS, YO. U CAN PRACTICE UR SOCIAL INFERENCE SKILLS BY READING OTHER PLAYERS’ BODY LANGUAGE AND EXPRESSIONS. U CAN TELL IF THEY’RE FEELIN’ HAPPY OR SAD JUST BY LOOKIN’ AT ‘EM. JOIN NOW AND LEVEL UP UR BRAIN WITH US. #NEURONPOWER #SOCIALINFERENCE #MINECRAFTLOLZ

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  • Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1

    Sinister Gang’s Realm 1.21.1
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    Players: 99/200 Votes: 8898
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 6 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a haunted house but with creepers and zombies instead of ghosts!

    We got crazy builds that will blow your mind, like a giant roller coaster made out of diamond blocks and a mansion filled with secret traps and treasure chests.

    And the best part? The admins are like evil geniuses, always coming up with new ways to mess with your head and keep you on your toes.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with danger and excitement, come join us on this server and see if you can survive the madness. Just watch out for Gang sinister, they’re always lurking in the shadows, ready to strike when you least expect it.

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  • CarCraft Minecraft Server

    CarCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/800 Votes: 8660
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 381997 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 18 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Enchantments Applied: 223
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 214 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my mom’s boyfriend got hurt by a simple question about their new car. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so scandalous?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a special feature where you can argue with your mom over text messages in-game, just like the time she told me off for asking a harmless question. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama in Minecraft?

    So come on, join our server and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up in a heated debate with your own mom over something as silly as a new car. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama on our Minecraft server!

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  • MomCraft: AITA Edition

    MomCraft: AITA Edition
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 2338
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 24 Endless Legions Commanded: 46

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being guilt-tripped by your mother-in-law on Mother’s Day? Do you want to escape the drama and just have a peaceful day with your own family? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

    Join our server and leave all the family drama behind. Build a virtual world where you can celebrate Mother’s Day with just your favorite guys – your husband and son. No more guilt trips, no more emotional manipulation, just pure Minecraft fun!

    On our server, you can create a beautiful brunch or dinner setting for your virtual family, without any interference from your mother-in-law. You deserve to celebrate Mother’s Day your own way, and we fully support that here.

    So come on over and join us for a drama-free Mother’s Day celebration like no other. Build, explore, and most importantly, have a blast with your loved ones on our server. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life family drama!

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  • BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP

    BucketListBlox Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 3323
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 421 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 28 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Void Gems Collected: 27 Epic Shields Constructed: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG GUYS, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the most lit server everrrrrr. Like, seriously, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet dragon that breathes rainbow fire. And get this, every time you mine diamonds, a unicorn appears and gives you a high five. It’s like, so crazy, you won’t believe it until you see it with your own eyes.

    Oh, and did I mention that we have a roller coaster that goes through a lava waterfall and a haunted mansion where the ghosts are actually friendly and give you free stuff? Yeah, it’s totally insane. Plus, we have a secret society of talking chickens who are planning to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re really nice once you get to know them.

    So, like, if you want to have the most epic Minecraft experience of your life and check off “join the craziest server ever” from your bucket list, then you HAVE to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. Let’s goooooo! 🤪🐲🌈🐔🎢 #minecraftgoals #bestserverever

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  • LifeCraft: Eternal Quest

    LifeCraft: Eternal Quest
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    Players: 92/300 Votes: 1630
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Buildings Constructed: 35
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 152
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old servers where you’re just mining and crafting all day? Well, on our server, you can live forever! That’s right, we have a special potion that will grant you immortality in the game. Imagine never having to worry about creepers blowing you up or falling into a pit of lava ever again!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the city was built by ancient Minecraft gods who left behind untold riches for those brave enough to find it.

    So why limit yourself to a measly 80 years of life when you can have eternity on our server? Join us now and start your epic quest for immortality and riches!

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  • CraftyCommunists Minecraft Server

    CraftyCommunists Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 6646
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 23 Villages Defended: 15
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 25
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 260
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 52
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol join this cray cray minecraft server where u.s. and russia are like bffs tryna end wars but with no ukrainians allowed cuz they too busy playing minecraft lol. come build ur own peace treaty with blocks and diamonds and stuff. who needs real life diplomacy when u can just play minecraft instead, amirite? come join us for some epic peace talks and maybe even start ur own international incident in the virtual world. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

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  • CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall

    CraftyCanuckWakeUpCall
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    Players: 110/900 Votes: 1479
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5465 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, ya know? we got all the crazy stuff you could ever want in a minecraft server. like, one time, a player found a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. it was like finding a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow, but way cooler.

    and get this, our community is so lit, it’s like a party that never stops. we have build competitions where players go head to head to see who can create the most epic masterpiece. it’s like watching Picasso and Da Vinci duke it out in a creative battle royale.

    plus, we have the most insane events that will blow your mind. like, one time we had a zombie apocalypse where players had to team up to survive and take down the undead horde. it was like living in a real-life horror movie, but with blocky graphics.

    so, if you want to join a server that will make your minecraft experience unforgettable, then come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like a rollercoaster ride of fun and excitement that never ends.

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  • Fearless Mouse Brain

    Fearless Mouse Brain
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 8395
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we turn off your instinctive fears just like how scientists turned off fear in mice brains!! no more running from creepers or hiding from zombies, you’ll be fearlessly building your dream castle in no time! our server is like a magical brain map that makes all your fears disappear, so come on and join the fun! who needs fear when you have minecraft? let’s get building, gamers!

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