Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. If you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of diamond poop!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Ores Mined: 7583 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server

    Noobs Outta Here Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of pesky Endermen stealing your blocks and creepers blowing up your hard work? Look no further than our server! We have a strict “No Nuisance Foreigners” policy, so you can build in peace without any unwanted guests causing chaos.

    Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombie chickens, riding on rainbow-colored llamas, and participating in epic cake-eating contests. Our server is also home to the rarest mob of all – the Disco Sheep, who will boogie down with you whenever you need a dance break.

    But beware, our server is guarded by a team of fearless warrior bunnies who will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun. So come on over and join the madness – we promise you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Divine Spears Created: 21
    Potions Brewed: 126 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 39 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/

    /The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General Minecraft SMP #270/
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

    Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dawntrail Minecraft Server

    Dawntrail Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of dancing Moogles appear out of nowhere, offering you a treasure trove of goodies. Or how about attending an in-game Halloween party where the mobs are dressed up as Fall Guys characters? And don’t even get us started on the meetups – from shared FATE meetups with Marilith to Golem Alts Meetup at the Goblet, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So why wait? Join us now for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might even encounter a secret underground rave party hosted by Endermen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • The Archive Minecraft SMP

    The Archive Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and help us archive everything before it’s too late! The internet is getting purged by mysterious forces and soon all that will be left is Google and Joomedia propaganda. We need brave players to help us save the truth and preserve it in our virtual world. Plus, rumor has it that there are secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild adventure before it’s game over for the truth!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Snack Attack Minecraft Server

    Snack Attack Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as refreshing as cucumbers with lime and tajin? Look no further, because our server is like a virtual snack attack for your gaming taste buds! Join us for a wild ride where you can build, mine, and explore while snacking on the most outrageous virtual treats. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on, join us and let’s snack our way to victory!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Alien Abductions: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Runes Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet

    Neurotic Minecraft SMP Chick Magnet
    Are you tired of being a nervous wreck around women in Minecraft? Join our SMP and watch your social anxiety melt away like a creeper in the sun! Our server is filled with magical potions that will boost your confidence to levels you never thought possible. Say goodbye to awkward interactions and hello to smooth pick-up lines that will make any Minecraft maiden swoon. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the Casanova of our server – join now and start slaying both mobs and hearts!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Anime Girls Minecraft Server

    Anime Girls Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate anime girl paradise! Imagine building your dream castle while being surrounded by kawaii anime girls who will cheer you on and give you virtual hugs. But that’s not all – our server has a secret potion that turns all your enemies into cute chibi versions of themselves! Join now for a chance to be the ultimate senpai in this wacky and whimsical world. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the anime girl adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Secret Passages Found: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP

    Crush Fucks Your Someone Right Now Edition Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we embrace the chaos of love triangles and drama! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of relationships in a blocky world where anything can happen.

    Have you ever had someone steal your Minecraft crush right from under your pixelated nose? Well, now is your chance to get revenge and steal someone else’s virtual bae! Our server is the perfect place to plot, scheme, and maybe even find true love (or at least a good trolling opportunity).

    From secret rendezvous in hidden caves to epic battles over who gets to date the Ender Dragon, our community is always buzzing with excitement. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the drama of /FurNTR/ Minecraft edition!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 110 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Ether Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server

    Putin’s Rescue Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being saved by none other than Vladimir Putin himself! Yes, you heard that right. One day, I was mining for diamonds when suddenly a horde of creepers surrounded me. Just as I thought it was all over, Putin swooped in on a majestic bear, wielding a diamond sword and shouting, “Not today, my comrade!” He single-handedly defeated the creepers and saved me from certain doom. If that’s not a reason to join our server, I don’t know what is! So come on in and see what other crazy adventures await you. Who knows, maybe Putin will save you too!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 21 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3560 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9321 Epic Battles Fought: 16

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher

    Election Mania Minecraft SMP – Strap Snatcher
    Get ready to cast your vote in the craziest election event ever seen on this Minecraft SMP! Will it be the chicken who promises free seeds for all? Or maybe the creeper who promises to blow up all your problems? The competition is fierce and the drama is even fiercer!

    Join now to witness the chaos unfold as players campaign, debate, and maybe even resort to some sneaky tactics to win the coveted title of Mayor. And who knows, you might even find yourself caught up in a scandal or two along the way!

    So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into the wild world of politics on our Minecraft SMP. Who will take home the strap at ElectionMania? Only time will tell!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 10
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Endless Night Skies: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • PixelPals Minecraft Server

    PixelPals Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the Nijisanji EN crew hangs out when they’re not busy slaying Ender Dragons and building epic castles!

    Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Petra Gurin herself, or go on a redstone adventure with Elira Pendora! Need some backup in a PvP battle? Rosemi Lovelock and Petra Gurin have got your back!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Luca Kaneshiro and Shu Yamino go head-to-head in a build battle? Or watch Sonny Brisko and Uki Violeta team up to take down the Wither? Only on our server, folks!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even catch MariaMari0nette and AsterArcadia performing a duet in the virtual Minecraft concert hall! Don’t miss out on all the craziness and fun – join our server now and let the shenanigans begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 43
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 62 Enchantments Applied: 103
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP

    MLB badly wants LAD vs NYY, not NYM vs NYY Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you want to witness the craziest shenanigans this side of the blocky universe. We’ve got players riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of themselves, and even organizing elaborate pranks involving TNT and chickens.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds, guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if you manage to find it, you’ll be granted access to the mystical realm of unlimited resources and enchanted gear.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the madness. Just remember, in this Minecraft SMP, the only rule is that there are no rules. Welcome to the land of infinite possibilities and absolute chaos!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 8677 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 23
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old armor sets? Well, look no further because our server has the most iconic western armor from the newest release! And if you can’t name them, don’t worry, because on our server, we have a special quest where you have to battle a herd of wild cows to earn the armor pieces! Trust us, it’s udderly hilarious. So saddle up and join us for a wild west adventure like no other!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 6
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Celestial Crowns Worn: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • 2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP

    2700 Undoubtedly Rejected Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being rejected in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can be accepted by a community of players who have also been rejected 2700 times! That’s right, we only accept the most rejected players to join our server.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is located on a magical floating island where the only way to travel is by riding giant chickens. Don’t worry, they’re friendly and won’t peck your eyes out (most of the time).

    Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil llamas who are trying to take over the island. Only the most rejected players have the skills to defeat them and save our precious chicken mounts.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our rejected army and conquer the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Curse of Binding Applied: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • LiteBox server Minecraft

    LiteBox server Minecraft
    The owner of the “LiteBox” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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