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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 1393 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 18 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Magic Items Found: | 2127 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
You gotta join because we have a secret underground disco party every night where we dance with skeletons and zombies, it’s like a rave but with more brains, ya know? And the best part is, the DJ is a talking parrot who only plays Justin Bieber songs, it’s so random but also so awesome.
Oh and did I mention we have a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds? Yeah, it’s pretty epic. And every Sunday we have a llama fashion show where the llamas strut their stuff in designer clothes made out of wool, it’s like Project Runway but with more spitting.
So yeah, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s totally bonkers and will make you question reality, then you gotta join this server. Trust me bro, you won’t regret it.