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| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 2708 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?
Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!
