DadSquaredCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Animals Bred:	54
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Emeralds Found:	6139
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of family feuds, secret affairs, and sibling rivalry like never before.

Choose your side wisely as you navigate through a world where parents battle for custody, step-parents try to take over, and half-siblings insist on calling you their full sibling. Will you stand with the dad who keeps quiet but might be innocent, or the mom who remarried and plays mind games with you?

But beware, the drama doesn’t stop there! Join us for Father/Daughter dances where you have to choose between your real dad and your mom’s husband who desperately wants to take his place. And don’t forget about the purity dances – eww!

With court battles, family secrets, and sibling squabbles galore, this server is not for the faint of heart. So grab your popcorn, settle in, and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of emotions. Join now and let the family drama unfold!

VAllure Haven 1.21

#youtube, adult audio, adult content, asmr, Azura Dulait, discord server, fansly, Greentext Archive, Haven, Holodex, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, Joi, Mercy Modiste, Patreon, relationships, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VOD Archive, Vtuber, vtuber corpo

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	5325
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Buildings Constructed:	32
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Crops Grown:	7382	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Join this Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and confusion! We’ve got transparent head cutouts, fertility goddesses, feral polar bears, hex maniacs, dorky yanderes, demanding mistresses, and hypnotic cuttlefishes – all in one place! It’s like a virtual circus of insanity that you never knew you needed in your life! Plus, we have lewd audios, spicy content, and a Discord server where you can stalk… I mean, interact with the girls! And guess what? All the talents are in a relationship with me, so you know you’re in for a treat! Don’t miss out on this absolute clusterf*ck of a server – join now and dive into the madness!

BabyBlockBungle

baby, BabyBlockBungle, Chef, Communication, Contraception, Decision making, depression, Homeless, income, medical reasons, neonatal death, nurse practitioner, OVULATION, partner changed his mind, Pregnancy, relationship, Stillborn, Termination, TFMR, unprotected sex

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3185
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as this soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster ride of emotions and unexpected twists!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a “Baby Drama” event where players can experience the thrill of unexpected pregnancies and relationship drama just like in the story above. Will you choose to keep the baby or make a tough decision like the characters in the story?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Partner Problems” mini-game where players can navigate through complicated relationship issues, just like our characters. Will you choose love or self-preservation? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough, we have a “Homeless with Kids” challenge where players must survive and thrive with limited resources, just like the character facing homelessness with a 6-year-old and a baby on the way. Can you make it work?

So come join our server for a wild ride of emotions, drama, and unexpected twists! Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

AnxietyCraft SMP: Just keep mining!

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, breathing exercises, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping strategies, Exercise, healthy lifestyle, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Mining, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, seeking help, self-care, smp, social support, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Endless Night Skies:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3552
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Farms Harvested:	323
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dimension Hops:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

OMG, like, if you’re feeling anxious, you should totally join this epic Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most lit server ever, with like, diamonds raining from the sky and creepers doing the cha-cha slide. Trust me, once you join, all your anxiety will like, disappear into the pixelated sunset. Plus, we have this secret therapy llama that gives the best advice ever. Like, one time I was freaking out about a creeper blowing up my house, and the llama was all like, “Dude, just build a new one, it’s no biggie.” And I was like, “Wow, llama, you’re a genius!” So yeah, if you wanna cure your anxiety and have a blast, join our Minecraft SMP ASAP!

SinCraft: Reddit Edition

Community, Deadly Sins, discussion, Edition, envy, gluttony, Greed, introspection, Life, Lust, people, Personal, pride, reddit, Reflection, Shaping, Sin, SinCraft, sloth, temptation, Wrath

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most sinful way possible!

Join our server and let your favorite deadly sin shape your gameplay experience. Are you a glutton for adventure? Then feast on our endless world of exploration and discovery. Feeling a bit wrathful? Take out your frustrations on unsuspecting mobs and other players in epic battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the most sinful players can hope to tame it. Will you be the one to claim this majestic beast as your own?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Indulge in your favorite sin and join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server. 😉

Leash-Carrying Doggos Server

Animal Behavior, capability, competence, demonstration, dog, DOGGOS, INDEPENDENCE, intelligence, leash, leash training, LeashCarrying, obedience, pet behavior, pet care, pet independence, pet ownership, pet ownership skills, pet training, RESPONSIBILITY, self-sufficiency, Server, Skills, Training

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Ores Mined:	8714
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, where else u gonna see a dog walkin around holdin its own leash, bro? like, that’s some next level shiz right there.

But wait, there’s more! We got pigs flyin, cows doin backflips, and chickens playin chess. It’s a whole zoo up in dis server, man.

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to bust a move. It’s lit, fam.

So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility. But who cares, right? Let’s get weird, baby!

Ketamine Oasis: PTSD Relief

clinical setting, Effectiveness, Healthcare, ketamine, liquid ketamine, Medical, medication, mental health, Oasis, pharmaceuticals, post-traumatic stress disorder, Psychiatry, ptsd, Relief, research, side effects, study, Symptoms, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Animals Bred:	119	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Villages Defended:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT KETAMINE! YO, U WANNA REDUCE STRESS? WE GOT U COVERED, BRUH! JUST HOP ON DIS SERVER AND GET UR DOSE OF LIQUID KETAMINE, NO SIDE EFFECTS, JUS FUN TIMES AND BLOCK BUILDING! WHO NEEDS THERAPY WHEN U CAN HAVE KETAMINE IN MINECRAFT, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND LET’S GET LIT IN THE BLOCKY WORLD, YEEHAW!

R9k Community Craft 1.20.1

1.20.1, belonging, camaraderie, collaboration, Community, Community Building, community feel, Connection, Craft, friendship, group dynamics, Inclusivity, mutual support, r9k, sense of belonging, Social Interaction, solidarity, Support, TEAM, teamwork, teamwork mindset, Unity

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8820
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Divine Spears Created:	19	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Join our Minecraft server for the ultimate team experience, bro! We’re like a dysfunctional family, but in a good way. We’ll build together, fight together, and probably argue together because that’s just how we roll.

We’re all about that community vibe, so if you’re tired of being a lone wolf, come join our pack of misfits. We’ll have your back, even if we’re also the ones shooting arrows at it.

Plus, where else can you find a group of people who understand the struggle of being a robot stuck in a human world? We get you, man. So come on over and let’s conquer this pixelated world together. Or at least try not to blow each other up too much.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s make /r9k/ proud! Or at least make them scratch their heads in confusion.

GuantanamoCraft SMP

asylum seekers, border control, civil liberties, concerns, controversial, deportation, detention, Government, Guantanamo, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal immigrants, immigration, immigration reform, national security, policy, Politics, Refugee Crisis, smp, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2657	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

OMG guys, you won’t believe the craziness happening on this Minecraft SMP! So, like, imagine if Trump was actually a player on our server and he was putting illegal immigrants in Guantanamo…like, what even is that?! But don’t worry, on our server, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the villagers from Trump’s crazy schemes. Join us and help save the villagers from the evil dictator Trump! Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks. It’s totally epic, bro. So come join us and be a hero in this wild and wacky world! #SaveTheVillagers #LarryTheLlama #MinecraftMadness 🦙🌈💎

MineCraftMatchmaker

Commitment, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, compatibility in interests, emotional connection, Honesty, long term, love, loyalty, MineCraftMatchmaker, partner, Partnership, Physical attraction, relationship, Respect, Shared goals, Shared values, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and want a partner to conquer the virtual world with? Look no further than our server! Our players are like the perfect Minecraft partner you’ve been dreaming of – they’ll always have your back in a fight against creepers, they’ll never steal your diamonds (unless it’s for a prank), and they’ll always be there to share a virtual sunset with you.

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft match! Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate among our blocky community. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the pixelated love story begin!

UkrainianLandWars

annexation, borders, Conflict, controversial, Diplomacy, Divided, Division, eastern europe, extremism, far right, international relations, nationalism, Politics, presidential candidate, Romania, Romanian, SOVEREIGNTY, TAKEOVER, territorial expansion, Ukraine, UkrainianLandWars

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	5474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the players are so wild they wanna take over countries like it’s a game of Risk? well, do i have the server for u! our players are so ambitious they make far-right Romanian presidential candidates look like amateurs. they wanna divide Ukraine and take over part of it for Romania, all while building epic castles and battling dragons in the game. join now for a chance to be part of the most chaotic and ridiculous server in the Minecraft universe!

Skinny Talent Server

acting talents, artistic potential, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, cultural standards, Diversity, entertainment industry, Inclusivity, missed opportunities, Self-expression, Server, skinny, societal norms, talent, talent development, talent discovery, talent discrimination, talent evaluation, talent recognition, talent selection, talent showcase

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2728
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Spears Created:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	3718
Alien Abductions:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

are you tired of being judged for your blocky figure in the real world? come join our minecraft server where being square is celebrated! we don’t discriminate against your size or shape, as long as you can mine and craft like a pro!

we have a secret underground society of chickens who have mastered the art of dancing the cha-cha slide. you won’t believe your eyes when you see these feathered friends busting a move in perfect synchronization.

our server is also home to the legendary diamond pig, who farts out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops. imagine the riches you could amass by befriending this magical creature!

if you’re looking for a place where you can truly be yourself and have a laugh, then look no further. join our server and let your blocky flag fly high!

Bowels of Doom Server

Biomarkers, bowel cancer, Bowels, cancer research, clinical trials, DOOM, early detection, gastrointestinal diseases, genetic markers, Healthcare, high risk, IBD, inflammatory bowel disease, Institute of Cancer Research, London, medical advancements, oncology, patient care, personalized medicine, Precision medicine, Prevention, Screening, Server, tumor development

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8053
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have discovered a way to predict who will turn into a zombie in the game! the Institute of Zombie Research, London has cracked the code and now we can tell you if you’re gonna be munching on brains or not. join us for a chance to survive the apocalypse and become the ultimate zombie slayer in the game. don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to show off your survival skills and save the world from the undead!

Meteor Madness 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, Attack, battle, danger, Defense, Destruction, fear, Fight, INTENSE, Madara, madness, meteor, Naruto, ninja, power, reaction, Shinobi, strategy, Survival, Suspense, thinking

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	1341
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ores Mined:	9910
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

Yo, bro, if you wanna experience the epicness of dodging Madara’s meteor in Minecraft, then you gotta join this server!

I mean, like, who wouldn’t wanna feel the rush of adrenaline as you narrowly escape being squashed by a giant rock in a blocky world?

Plus, like, the community here is lit AF and you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So, like, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive Madara’s meteor madness!

AnnoyingAF in Minecraft SMP

aggravating, ANNOYING, AnnoyingAF, bothersome, day to day, exasperating, Frustration, Hassle, INCONVENIENCE, irksome, Irritation, Life, Minecraft, Nuisance, pesky, pet peeve, smp, troublesome, vexing

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4755
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Bro, do you ever get tired of boring old reality? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and tons of laughs.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, we had a player who built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the ocean. Why? Who knows, but it was hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the village.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bases, treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo filled with creepers (don’t worry, they’re friendly). So if you’re looking for a place to let loose, have some fun, and maybe even make some new friends, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyQualities

Authenticity, best qualities, Character, compassion, CraftyQualities, determination, Empathy, Generosity, grace, Honesty, humility, Integrity, Kindness, leadership, patience, person, positivity, resilience, Selflessness, wisdom, work ethic

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	104	Votes:	695
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Meteorites Collected:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to be!

Join us if you have a love for building epic structures out of pixelated blocks, a knack for surviving against hordes of zombies and creepers, and a sense of humor that can rival a Minecraft pig’s oink.

We have a secret underground society of players who have mastered the art of crafting diamond armor in record time, a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples, and a rumor that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic battles.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our crazy challenges and become the ultimate Minecraft master, then come join us and let the blocky adventures begin!