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Players: | 100/900 | Votes: | 3867 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 1 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 11 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Just like how this baby shower was ladies only, our server is open to all but with a touch of exclusivity. We’ve got a perfect balance of players, just like the perfect balance of adults and kids at the party. And don’t worry about parking – we’ve got plenty of space for all your virtual vehicles.
But here’s the kicker – we may have forgotten to invite your dad’s side of the family, but that just adds to the drama! Imagine the chaos of trying to explain why they weren’t included in the fun. It’s like a soap opera unfolding in real time!
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the guest list may be questionable, but the fun is guaranteed!