Dad’sHusbandNoAdoptMeDeadDadNoWin

adoption, adoption process, DadsHusbandNoAdoptMeDeadDadNoWin, deceased parent, emotional boundaries, family dynamics, Father Figures, Father’s Day, Grief, Insecurity, Jealousy, legal battles, LGBTQ+ families, non-bio father, Outsider, parent-child relationships, parenting journey, step-parenting, stepdad, surrogate

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as complicated and weird as my family situation? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you question everything you know about family dynamics.

Just like how I have two dads, our server has two factions battling it out for dominance. Will you join Team Dad or Team Daddy? It’s a fight for the ages, just like the fight my dad had to go through to get both of his names on my birth certificate.

And if you think your family drama is intense, wait until you see the drama unfold on our server. From adoption disputes to stepdad rivalries, our server has it all. Will you be the one to bring peace to our virtual family or will you stir up even more trouble?

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the blocky landscapes is the family drama that awaits you. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end? It’s a virtual soap opera like no other!

FailedSMP

1.21, active members, Aus, Australia, Community, Content Creation, Discord, FailedSMP, Gaming, Ip:, lifesteal plugin, Minecraft, multiplayer, nz, Ping, Server, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6195
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dimension Hops:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features	Details
Location	Australia/NZ
Server Type	SMP
Server Version	1.21+
Plugins	Lifesteal
Community	Growing

FAQs

Q: Is the server 24/7?

A: Yes, the server is 24/7.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: For the server IP and more information, please join the Discord server linked below.

Q: Can I create content on the server?

A: Content creation is very welcome on the server.

Q: How old is the server?

A: The server was made only a few days ago and is looking to grow with more active members.

For more information and to join the server, please visit the Discord server: https://discord.gg/XZvKtn8Q9q

Logic of the Female Mind 1.20.2

1.20.2, attraction, attractiveness, below average, Exercise, Existence, fat, female, Grooming, hate, hourglass body shape, leeway, Logic, male logic, man up, Mind, Nature, Partners, periods, Pregnancy, sexually attractive, short men, subpar men, Ugly, Women

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5319
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crops Grown:	7965
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, this Minecraft server is the bomb diggity because it’s like, all about male logic and stuff. Like, did you know that 80% of dudes aren’t attractive to women? But it’s not because they ugly or anything, it’s just that they not sexually attractive, ya feel me? And it’s all because guys don’t know how to groom themselves or exercise, like, come on, bro, get it together! But hey, don’t worry, most guys can at least try to be attractive, you know what I’m saying? Except for short dudes, they kinda screwed, sorry, bro.

But here’s the deal, on this server, we don’t care about all that nonsense! We just want to have a good time and build some epic stuff together. So, if you’re ready to man up and join us, then come on over and let’s get this party started! Who needs women when you got Minecraft, am I right? Let’s do this!

GF Support Minecraft Server

awkward situation, college student, communication breakdown, communication issue, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, feeling overwhelmed, financial assistance, financial help, financial responsibilities, financial stress, financial struggle, girlfriend support, Gratitude, Guilt, Minecraft, personal boundaries, pride, relationship dynamics, reluctance to accept help, Server, Support, support system

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
New Chunks Explored:	55988	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Animals Bred:	50	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to happiness! Need a break from your girlfriend asking for your bank details? Join our server and leave all that drama behind! Plus, our server is so fun, you’ll forget all about your financial struggles and just focus on building the coolest virtual world ever. So why wait? Join now and leave all your real-life problems at the door!

CraftyReddit SMP

community engagement, CraftyReddit, decision making process, digital community, digital community building, discussion platform, forum participation, information sharing, internet forum, joining Reddit, networking, Online Community, online discussion, online platform, reasons for joining Reddit, reddit, smp, social media, social networking site, user experience, user interaction, User-generated content

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6294
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1762	Endless Night Skies:	2
Votes:	9424	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the coolest server everrrrr! Like, there’s this one time where we all built a giant statue of a potato and had a dance party around it. And then we all rode pigs off a cliff while wearing diamond armor, it was epiccccc!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing sunglasses, and every full moon we all turn into werewolves and have a battle royale. And the best part is, the owner of the server is a talking dolphin who gives out free diamonds to anyone who can do the chicken dance for 10 minutes straight.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as crazy as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re allergic to rainbows and unicorns, then maybe stay away. But seriously, join ussss!

EndlessEatsMC

Appetite, comfort, craving, cuisine, Culinary, DELICIOUS, Dine, dish, Eat, EndlessEatsMC, Favorite, feast, Food, Gastronomy, Hunger, indulge, Meal, never tired, satisfying, Tasty, yum

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	318

Imagine a Minecraft server where the only food available is unlimited pizza! That’s right, no more boring old bread or carrots, just delicious, cheesy pizza for days. And not just any pizza, but pizza that gives you superpowers in the game. Want to fly like Superman or shoot fireballs from your hands? Just eat a slice of our magical pizza and watch the magic happen.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that the lair is guarded by a giant chicken who will challenge you to a dance-off for the key to unlock the riches. Can you out-dance a chicken and claim the treasure for yourself?

So if you’re tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring food options and lackluster adventures, come join us for a pizza-filled, treasure-hunting, chicken-dancing good time. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

SeaAggroCraft Minecraft Server

Asia-Pacific region, China, Conflict Resolution, defense agreements, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, Minecraft, Missiles, Négotiation, peace talks, Philippine president, sea aggression, SeaAggroCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, strategic alliances, territorial disputes, US

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Void Gems Collected:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Towns Built:	5

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, the Philippine president be out here makin’ deals with China like it’s a freakin’ reality show! He’s all like, “Stop sea aggression and I’ll give back them missiles to the US, yo!” Like, what even is happening?! It’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff. So come on and join the fun, you never know what kind of wild shenanigans will go down next!

DeifinitelyCrafted

#announcement, Al-Qassam Brigades, armed wing, Assassination, Conflict, DeifinitelyCrafted, gaza, Hamas, Hamas Leader, Islamic extremism, killing, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Mohammed Deif, palestine, resistance movement, RETALIATION, targeted killing, terrorist leader, violence

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5896
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Armor Forged:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

so, like, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got the most epic battles eva! like, u can fight against giant creepers and zombie pigs that can fly! it’s like a total warzone up in here, but with blocks and stuff.

oh, and get this, one time a player found a secret diamond mine that led to a hidden treasure room with stacks of gold blocks and enchanted weapons. it was like, totally insane, dude.

plus, we got this one player who built a replica of the entire city of Atlantis underwater. like, how cool is that?! u can explore the depths of the ocean and discover all sorts of hidden treasures and sea creatures.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the fun and chaos on our minecraft server! it’s gonna be a blast, i swear!

Sonic Surfing Adventure

Acoustic research, acoustic wave, acoustic wave phenomenon, Adventure, communication systems, communication technology, devices, diffraction, discovery, next generation, nonreciprocal, optics, Phenomenon, Properties, SAW, scientific discovery, sonic, surface acoustic wave, surface wave phenomenon, Surfing, wave behavior, wave diffraction, wave properties

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8299
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	2344	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE JUST DISCOVERED A NEW ACOUSTIC WAVE PHENOMENON! IT’S LIKE OPTICS BUT IN MINECRAFT! U CAN BUILD CRAZY COMMUNICATION SYSTEMS AND DEVICES WITH DIS NEW TECH! COME JOIN DA FUN AND EXPLORE DA WILD WORLD OF NONRECIPROCAL DIFFRACTION OF SAWs! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO SCIENTIFIC AND WACKY AT DA SAME TIME! LET’S GET LIT AND BUILD SOME EPIC STUFF TOGETHER!

AnarchyyMC

Allies, Anarchy, AnarchyyMC, Chat, enemies, Features, freedom, Friends, Griefing, Ip:, Minecraft, MINIMAL, PvP, Raiding, respectful, rules, semi anarchy, Server, Solo, Toxicity, Version, Warps

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	8126
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Void Gems Collected:	28

𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 Server Overview

Server Name	𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒
Type	Anarchy
IP Address	mc.anarchyy-mc.xyz
Version	1.21.4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of server is 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is an Anarchy Minecraft Server where there are minimal rules and total freedom.

Q: What are the rules on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒?

A: The only rule on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒 is no toxicity. Chat is expected to be friendly and respectful.

Q: Are land claims allowed on the server?

A: No, there are no land claims or limits on 𝓐𝓷𝓪𝓻𝓬𝓱𝔂𝔂𝓜𝓒, allowing players total freedom.

Q: What features does the server offer?

A: The server offers a TP Plugin for teleports, warps, and homes. Players can also play solo, with friends, or make new allies/enemies.

Yuri Vampire Realm 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, CONSOOM, forceful, Girls Love Romance, Girls x Vampire, lewd, Manga, manga series, Mikami Teren, Mikami Teren Novel, Minori Chigusa, Minori Chigusa Art, mistress, Obedient Servant, Realm, Servant Mistress, Vampire, vampire bite, Web Novel, YuRi, Yuri Romance

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8886
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Dimension Hops:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the wild world of Yuri Vampire Mistresses! 🧛‍♀️👩‍❤️‍👩

– Bite other players and turn them into obedient servants! 🦇💋 – Get overwhelmed by your new servant who is way too forceful and lewd! 😳🔥 – Explore a world where anything can happen, just like in the manga and web novel! 📚🌍

Don’t miss out on this crazy, chaotic, and completely bonkers Minecraft server experience! Join now and embrace the madness! 🤪🎮

UncleWifiGoneBananas

AITAH, boundary setting, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, disconnecting wifi, emotional distress, family conflict, family dynamics, family visit, fear, furbabies, husband’s uncle, living situation, married life, motorcycle parking, No Kids, payment arrangements, peaceful sleep, self defense, UncleWifiGoneBananas, verbal abuse

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	25	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like in a telenovela! Join us in this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We pay for the wifi, so you can focus on building epic structures without worrying about lag. 2. No kids, just furbabies! Who needs human children when you can have adorable Minecraft pets? 3. Experience the thrill of trying to navigate through family drama, just like in a soap opera. Will you be able to keep the peace or will chaos reign supreme? 4. Build your own virtual garage and park your motorcycle facing the gate for easy access. Just watch out for any foul-mouthed uncles who might try to start trouble. 5. Disconnect from reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can escape from emotional distress. Build, mine, and craft your way to inner peace.

Join our server now and let the craziness unfold! Who needs reality TV when you can have a Minecraft server like ours?

CitizenCraft SMP: BillionsBetter

BillionsBetter, CitizenCraft, citizenship assistance, citizenship pathway, citizenship program, deportation budget, deportation costs, deportation expenses, deportation funding, deportation resources, deportations, government spending, immigration assistance, immigration funding, immigration pathway, immigration reform, immigration reform funding, pathway to citizenship, pathway to legal status, pathway to residency, smp, US citizenship, US immigration policy

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	8350	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Lol, like why deport people when we can just give them a diamond pickaxe and let them mine their way to citizenship on our Minecraft SMP server? Join us and start your journey to becoming a citizen of Blocktopia! We’ve got creeper fireworks, llama parades, and a secret underground base where we hold our weekly meetings with the Ender Dragon. Plus, if you reach level 100 mining, you get a free elytra and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. So come on, stop wasting time on deportations and start building your way to a better future in our wacky Minecraft world!

MetaCraft: Trump’s Payoff Land

controversy, corporate, court case, Ethics, facebook, Land, lawsuit, Legal, Mark Zuckerberg, Media, Meta, metacraft, News, Payoff, Politics, public relations, scandal, SETTLEMENT, social media, Technology, trump, Trumps

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7233
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between Meta and Trump unfold in a virtual showdown worth $25 million! Who will come out on top? Will Meta’s settlement be seen as a sneaky payoff to Trump, or will Trump pull off the ultimate Minecraft heist?

But that’s not all – our server is also home to mythical creatures like the legendary Creeper Unicorn and the elusive Ender Dragon with a top hat. Take on quests to find rare items like the enchanted diamond pickaxe of destiny or the golden apple of eternal life.

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this blocky wonderland?

GulfCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, controversial, cultural identity, Diplomacy, finland, geographical renaming, Gulf of Finland, Gulf of St. Petersburg, GulfCraft, History, international relations, maritime boundaries, Minecraft, naming conventions, national pride, Politics, Renaming, russia, Russian historian, Server, suggestion, territorial disputes, trump

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	762
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Crops Grown:	6086
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

hey u, yea u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a land where u can ride pigs into battle, where diamonds rain from the sky, and where u can build a house out of nothing but dirt and dreams. this server is like no other, it’s like a magical unicorn farted and created the most epic minecraft world ever. join now and become a part of the craziest adventure of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. shh, don’t tell anyone. just join and see for urself. let’s make minecraft great again, one block at a time!

CraftyMinerz: No Expectations, Just Blocks

Abuse, Amnesty International, Amnesty report, blocks, CraftyMinerz, discrimination, Expectations, Exploitation, forced labor, HUMAN RIGHTS, human trafficking, immigration, international law, labor exploitation, labor rights, migrant labor, migrant rights, Migrant workers, modern slavery, Slavery, social justice, vulnerable populations, working conditions

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5161
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	54
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

join our epic minecraft server, where you can be anything you want, even a SLAVE! just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior. but seriously, our server is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual paradise.

we have the craziest mini-games, like pig racing and chicken jousting. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all your real life problems. plus, our community is so welcoming, you’ll feel like you’ve found your second family.

oh, and did we mention the secret treasure hidden deep within the server? legend has it, whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves. so what are you waiting for? come join us and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!