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Forget about brunch with your dad, come brunch with us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime. And if your dad tries to ruin it, just build a virtual wall and block him out.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this epic journey, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. Who needs family when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 3
Love Letters Sent: 8 Magic Crystals Found: 25
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
Reality Warps Survived: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 9

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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