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NoRegretsYet – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to never build a house out of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-dirt house policy! Why, you ask? Because one time, a player built a dirt house and it turned into a giant mud monster that terrorized the entire server. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Rumor has it that they have a secret chicken army that they’re training in the art of egg-throwing warfare. Will you join forces with the chickens or will you stand against them?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, no dirt houses allowed!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Villages Defended:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Chimeras Created:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyDifferences

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Join our Minecraft server and discover a whole new world of wackiness and craziness! We promise you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers where everyone builds the same generic houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, on our server, things are a little… different.

For starters, we have a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams around the spawn area giving out quests and challenges to players. Rumor has it that if you complete all of his quests, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that shoots fireballs.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away and show off their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but ordinary, come join us and see for yourself why we’re the craziest, most unpredictable server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Villages Defended:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Sugar Rush Depression Den

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u know what else is associated with depression? NOT joining our epic minecraft server! our server is like a sugary diet for ur soul, bringing u joy and happiness with every block u break and every creeper u explode.

join us and u will never feel sad again, cuz our community is so lit that even the ender dragon wants to hang out with us. we have the dankest memes, the craziest builds, and the most epic pvp battles u will ever experience.

so come on, what r u waiting for? ditch that sugary diet and join our minecraft server for a sweet taste of happiness!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineMagic Minecraft server

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The server is designed for an adequate audience:

No unnecessary plugins; Donation is present only to support the server and accelerate the development of the player; Inappropriate behavior and the use of third-party software will lead players to appropriately severe punishments.

The server is constantly evolving:

The server contains plugins that are written by its own programmer to add new content to the game and compensate for the lack of plugins for new versions of Minecraft; Constant work is being done on the gameplay of the game, new dungeons and events are being added; When a certain amount of online accumulates on the server, tech will be developed. support in the Telegram messenger; In the future, new modes and new servers will be added as they grow.

Start of the journey:

The server has just begun its existence, so we are always happy to welcome new arrivals.

Thank you for your attention and good luck playing :*

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Nikke’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids. You’ll be mining diamonds like a boss and slaying creepers like a pro in no time.

2. We have special events that will blow your mind. Ever heard of the Sim Room Overclock? Yeah, it’s like a virtual reality within a virtual reality. Mind = blown.

3. Our special recruits are next level. Quency: Escape Queen? Phantom? Rumani? These are not your average Minecraft characters, my friend. They are legends in the making.

4. Want to dress up your character in style? We’ve got costume passes that will make your Minecraft avatar the envy of all other players. Miranda: Thief of Justice and Tove: Baseball Fan are just the beginning.

5. And let’s not forget about the codes. Use them wisely and you’ll unlock rewards that will make your Minecraft experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2211

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Welcome to the Doggy Style Edition of our Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground dog fighting arena where you can bet on your favorite Minecraft pooch and watch them battle it out for glory! 2. Our Princess of Hell, Charlie, will personally rehabilitate any demons on the server who are causing trouble. She’s like a Minecraft therapist for demons! 3. Blitzo from Helluva Boss runs a small assassin business on the side, so if you need someone taken out in-game, he’s your demon! 4. Moxxie, Millie, and Loona are also part of the SMP, and they will protect you from any griefers or trolls with their demon powers. 5. We have a special Helluva Boss-themed texture pack that turns all the creepers into adorable imps with little hats. It’s both cute and deadly!

So come join our wacky, wild, and doggy-filled Minecraft SMP for a helluva good time! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your demon-slaying skills.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Runes Activated:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SMPDrugCraft – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate high without any real-life consequences! Our server is like a virtual drug that will have you addicted in no time. We’ve had players stay up for days on end building the most insane structures, all because they couldn’t get enough of that sweet, sweet block-placing action.

But beware, once you join our server, there’s no turning back. We’ve had players lose their jobs, relationships, and even their sanity all because they couldn’t tear themselves away from the addictive world of Minecraft. It’s like a drug, but way more fun (and legal)!

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of endless possibilities and questionable life choices, join our Minecraft SMP today. Just don’t say we didn’t warn you about the addictive nature of virtual block-building!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GlowedUpGang

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Are you tired of being treated like a block of dirt in Minecraft? Join our server and experience the ultimate glow up! Before joining, players were treated like ugly villagers with unibrows and crooked teeth. But after joining our server, they transformed into beautiful diamond-clad warriors with enchanted armor and shiny swords. People will be lining up to trade with you at the marketplace, and mobs will run in fear at the sight of your newfound beauty. Don’t miss out on this epic transformation – join our server now and become the diamond in the rough you were always meant to be!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ores Mined:	7667	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Villages Defended:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SyriaCraft: Tanked Up!

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get ready to join the most epic minecraft server ever, where IDF tanks cross into syria and the jerusalem post is shooketh! why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little secret – our server has magical unicorns that poop diamonds and rainbows! not convinced yet? well, how about this – our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that come your way. plus, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	274	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	20

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Furry Friends Minecraft Server

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Are you a fan of furry friends and all things anthropomorphic? Do you find yourself getting hot and bothered by some steamy yiff action? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride where you can let your inner furry flag fly high and indulge in all your wildest fantasies. From sexy wolf warriors to seductive cat creatures, the possibilities are endless on our server. So come on in and get ready to unleash your inner beast in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring plenty of tissues for all that yiffing action!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Observer Awards Minecraft SMP

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky world where we do things a little differently.

Picture this: instead of normal awards, we have AI-generated observer awards where everything is turned upside down. And guess what? In every single ballot, we’ve replaced “most underrated” with the one and only Natsupoi. Why? Because why not!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy challenges, ridiculous builds, and insane stories that will have you laughing for days. So come join us and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MineCraftyMemories

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Have you ever had a day so epic that you wished you could relive it over and over again? Well, get ready to experience that level of awesomeness every single day on our Minecraft server!

Join us and you’ll find yourself riding on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the city is guarded by a giant talking potato who only lets in those who can solve his riddles.

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few lava pits here and there), then look no further. Join us and prepare for the greatest day of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Shinji’s Harem Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old things and never has any drama? Well, come join our server where we have a hilarious twist on the classic harem trope!

Picture this: Shinji from Neon Genesis Evangelion is the star of the show, surrounded by a group of adoring Minecraft mobs who are all vying for his attention. From creepers to zombies to even the occasional Enderman, they all want a piece of Shinji’s heart. But here’s the catch – they’re all just using him for their own validation!

Join our server and witness the wacky adventures of Shinji and his not-so-loyal harem as they navigate the ups and downs of Minecraft life. Will Shinji finally find true love, or will he be forever doomed to be the object of everyone’s affections? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

i miss Kobe Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride cows, the creepers wear top hats, and the villagers break out into spontaneous dance parties!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Rumor has it that if you defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll drop a diamond-encrusted microphone for you to show off to all your friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground disco club where the zombies have killer dance moves and the skeletons play the saxophone. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	484	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	622
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	126

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6