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Imagine Being A Woman Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a woman means the only challenge you’ll face is fending off all the unattractive men trying to win your heart! But fear not, because on our server, you can build a fortress to keep them out or tame a pack of wolves to scare them away.

Join us for a wild adventure where the creepers are the least of your worries and the real danger is getting hit on by every Steve and Alex in sight. Who needs diamonds when you have the power to make all the unwanted suitors disappear with a flick of your enchanted sword?

So come on, ladies, join our server and show the world that being a woman in Minecraft isn’t about mining for resources, it’s about mining for the perfect man (or running away from him as fast as you can)!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4537	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Why did the Japanese do this? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a giant squid and a group of angry chickens over who gets to rule the ocean biome.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Dancing Cows Gang” who have taken over the plains biome and are throwing wild parties every night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cow breakdancing while wearing a leather jacket.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground base where the Japanese have hidden all their sushi recipes. Rumor has it that they did it to protect their precious sushi from the evil forces of the Nether, but who knows what really went down.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	396
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

FaithlessLove in Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a moment in your life where you were like, “Wow, I need to join this Minecraft SMP ASAP”? Well, get ready to have your mind blown because our server is like no other!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild llama appears and challenges you to a dance-off. Or how about the time when a group of creepers started a boy band and serenaded you with their explosive harmonies?

Join our SMP and experience life-changing moments like never before. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a rollercoaster that takes you to the moon, this server will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your world turned upside down (literally, we have a gravity-defying parkour course).

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	24	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

OopsCraft

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Have you ever accidentally punched a pig in Minecraft and suddenly found yourself on a wild adventure to save the entire pixelated world from an army of evil cows? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our epic Minecraft server yet!

Join us and experience the thrill of accidentally triggering a secret quest line by stepping on a pixelated butterfly. Watch as your character transforms into a superhero with the power to shoot diamond swords from their eyes and ride on the back of a flying chicken.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopia, a hidden city made entirely out of enchanted blocks that grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that whoever reaches the city first will be granted three wishes, one of which can be used to turn all creepers into friendly kittens.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists, epic battles, and maybe even a dance-off with a zombie disco king. It’s time to turn that small mistake into the greatest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mines Excavated:	4956	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ZooCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where nine monkeys died mysteriously at the hong kong zoo but don’t worry, our server is monkey-proof! we have bananas for days and even have a monkey king as our ruler. join us for some wild adventures and maybe you’ll uncover the mystery of the monkey massacre. plus, our server has a secret underground banana bunker where you can hide from any monkey business. so come swing on over and join the fun!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	360	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

HezDroneBlasters

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so, get this, on this server, we got a secret mission for you: take down Hezbollah’s drone unit that’s being supplied by Iran. like, how crazy is that?! you gotta sneak around, build secret bases, and take out those pesky drones before they cause chaos in the Minecraft world. join now for the most intense and thrilling mission of your Minecraft life! let’s show those drones who’s boss!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Gems Collected:	36
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	148
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ignite Survival

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{Version 1.19+} Bored of regular survival? Come join IGNITE Survival. Level up, earn money, fight strong mobs, and build.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	64
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Farms Harvested:	434	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Pristine Network

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Our Gamemodes: – Lifesteal – Duels – Parkour (In Duels) – Spleef (In Duels)

Pristine Network is also a verified McTiers testing server for the Netherite Pot Gamemode.

IP: pristinepvp.net Bedrock Port: 10691 Add Friend To Join (Bedrock): PristineNetwork Store: store.pristinepvp.net Discord: discord.gg/pristine | discord.pristinepvp.net

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Pleasantly Surprised Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the surprises never end! You’ll be pleasantly surprised to find that our server has just launched its second season, filled with even more craziness and chaos than before.

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our custom-built world, where you’ll encounter everything from flying pigs to dancing llamas. But be warned, the mobs on our server have a mind of their own and will stop at nothing to thwart your plans.

Looking for a challenge? Look no further! Our server is home to the most difficult parkour courses you’ve ever seen, guaranteed to make even the most seasoned Minecraft player break a sweat. And if that’s not enough, try your hand at our PvP arena, where only the strongest survive.

But the real reason to join our server? The community, of course! Our players are a wacky bunch, always up for a good time and ready to welcome new members with open arms. So come on in and join the fun – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

/pcg/ – Minecraft SMP: Phasing Connectivity

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to play with characters like Lia the Lava Queen, Utatane Nasa the Nether Ninja, and Hakushika Iori the Ender Dragon Tamer!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battles between Fujikura Uruka the Creeper Whisperer and Shisui Michiru the Skeleton Slayer. And don’t forget about the legendary duo of Pipkin Pippa and Kaneko Lumi, who are known for their epic pranks and crazy builds.

Join now before it’s too late and experience the chaos of Dizzy Dokuro’s TNT explosions, Jelly Hoshiumi’s underwater adventures, and Ember Amane’s fiery escapades!

But that’s not all! Get ready to team up with Remilia Nephys the Redstone Queen, Chisaka Airi the Farming Goddess, and Amanogawa Shiina the Mining Master. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Himemiya Rie the Enchanting Enchantress and Erina Makina the Potion Princess.

And if that’s not enough, get ready for the wild antics of Komachi Panko the Parkour Pro, Runie Ruse the Ravager Rider, and Eimi Isami the Enderman Whisperer. Plus, witness the magic of Muu Muyu the Mushroom Magician and Hikanari Hina the Hopper Hero.

But wait, there’s more! Join now to meet Saya Sairroxs the Slime Queen, Kannagi Loki the Llama Lord, and Kokoromo Memory the Cat Crusader. And don’t miss out on the chance to hang out with Gram Pico the Griefer Guru and Ayase Yuu the Adventure Alchemist.

So what are you waiting for? Join this crazy Minecraft SMP now for a chance to experience the wildest adventures and craziest shenanigans you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CousinCraft WeddingGate

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with family feuds, wedding drama, and unexpected plot twists!

Imagine logging in to see your cousin’s wedding invitation, only to find out you weren’t actually invited because she didn’t want her husband’s family to know you’re a lesbian. Talk about a plot twist! But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of drama to go around, so come join the fun!

Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the chaos and craziness on our Minecraft server? Join now and become part of the wildest family drama you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this rollercoaster of emotions!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crops Grown:	6057	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PrettyCraft SMP – Realizing Beauty

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We have a strict “no ugly players allowed” rule, so if you’re not drop-dead gorgeous, you might want to look elsewhere.

But don’t worry, we have plenty of reasons for you to join our server. For starters, we have a secret underground beauty pageant where players compete to be crowned the most attractive in the land. The winner gets a diamond crown and a lifetime supply of virtual makeup!

Not only that, but we also have a “makeover mountain” where players can go to get a virtual makeover from our resident beauty expert, GlamourGamer69. She’s known for her impeccable contouring skills and can make even the blockiest of players look like supermodels.

So if you’re ready to show off your pixelated beauty and compete for the title of the fairest of them all, come join our SMP today! Just remember, if you’re not pretty enough, you might get kicked off the server. Beauty is serious business, after all.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineGirrlRealityCheck

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Are you tired of being limited by the harsh realities of the real world as a woman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be without any limitations! Want to be a fearless warrior who slays dragons and saves the day? Go for it! Want to build a castle fit for a queen? You got it! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit, but who’s counting?). Join us and escape the harsh realities of womanhood for a world where anything is possible!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Pixel Taliban Minecraft Server

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so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. we got, like, afghan taliban running the show and they’re all like “no pictures of living things allowed, bro.” it’s like, so crazy, you gotta join just to see how wild it gets. we got pigs flying and cows doing backflips, but you can’t take a picture of it, man. it’s like a total mind trip, you won’t believe your eyes. so come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

KoreaCraft: Blowin’ Up Roads & Takin’ Names

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so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. we got, like, explosions and stuff happening all the time. just like that time when north korea blew up the inter-korean road and south korea was all like, “nah, man, we ain’t havin’ that” and started firin’ back. it’s like a war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. join us if you wanna experience the thrill of battle without actually getting hurt. plus, we got free virtual snacks for all players. who wouldn’t wanna join a server that gives out free snacks, amirite? come on, join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chimeras Created:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1