Dad’s Wedding No-Show Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama better than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and escape the real world drama with some blocky adventures!

We understand the struggle of dealing with a parent’s questionable life choices, so come join us and build your way to a happier place. Our server is filled with players who know the pain of family gatherings and awkward conversations, so you’ll fit right in!

Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a special quest to build a virtual wedding for your father and his girlfriend. Who knows, maybe in this alternate Minecraft universe, they’ll actually find true love! So come on, join us and let’s turn family drama into blocky fun!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	337
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Bread Winners Lose Most

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join dis cray cray minecraft server where breadwinners lose the most! we got pigs flying around like they own the place and creepers doing the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our zombies do the macarena when they see ya coming. come join the fun and see why this server is the talk of the town! you won’t regret it, unless you’re a breadwinner, then you might wanna stay away.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Towns Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Dragons Tamed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Starbound: Where griefers go for a fresh start (but still get lost)

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Starbound Minecraft Server

Join our community 🙂

At Starbound, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, you’ll find a place here. Our community is built on mutual respect, cooperation, and fun.

Connect with Us!

Server Type	IP	Port	Version
Java Server	play.mcstarbound.us	N/A	1.21
Bedrock Server	bedrock.mcstarbound.us	19132	1.21

The cosmos are calling, and we can’t wait to see what you’ll create in Starbound.

FAQ

1. How can I join the server?

To join the Java server, use the IP address play.mcstarbound.us. For the Bedrock server, use bedrock.mcstarbound.us and port 19132.

2. What version of Minecraft is the server running?

The server is running version 1.21 of Minecraft.

3. Is the server community friendly?

Yes, we believe in creating a friendly and inclusive atmosphere at Starbound.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Zombie Dances:	8
Dimension Hops:	5	Meteorites Collected:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Wagie vs OF Whore Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being a boring wagie, slaving away at a job you hate just to pay the bills? Well, why not join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be anything you want – even an OnlyFans superstar!

On our server, you can build your dream mansion, complete with a diamond-encrusted pool and a pet llama named Larry. You can also explore our vast world, filled with secret dungeons, treasure chests, and even a hidden village of friendly creepers.

But the best part? You can live out your wildest fantasies, whether that’s starting a llama racing league, opening a virtual strip club, or even becoming a pirate captain and sailing the high seas in search of treasure.

So why settle for being a wagie when you can be a Minecraft mogul? Join our server today and start living your best virtual life!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

BlockParty Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, we have achieved world peace through the power of shipping containers! That’s right, all conflicts are resolved by throwing shipping containers at each other until everyone is too dizzy to fight.

Join us for epic battles where the only rule is that you have to yell “I declare shipping container war!” before launching your container of choice. Will you choose the standard 20-foot container or go all out with a 40-foot high cube? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the rarest items in the game. Want a stack of diamond blocks? Just trade us a couple of stacks of TNT and it’s all yours. And don’t even get us started on the pet creepers we have roaming around. They may explode occasionally, but they make great companions!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft community out there. Who knew that world peace could be achieved with a little courage and a lot of shipping containers?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Divine Spears Created:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyRacismNoLaugh

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about racist jokes? Look no further! Our server is so inclusive, even the creepers are accepting of all races! Join us and experience a world where everyone is equal, except for those pesky zombies who just can’t seem to get along. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and fight off the occasional troll who thinks they’re funny. Trust us, you’ll never have to worry about waking up not being White ever again on our server! Join now and leave the real world behind for a land of endless possibilities and zero tolerance for racism.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

ScareMstrMinecraftSMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like a rollercoaster ride of jump scares and adrenaline-pumping moments!

Join us if you dare, because we have hidden traps around every corner that will make you jump out of your seat! One time, a player was peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper disguised as a sheep exploded right in front of them – talk about a heart attack!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Enderman prankster who loves to teleport behind players and whisper creepy messages in their ear. One player swore they saw him wearing a top hat and monocle, just to add insult to injury!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on the edge of your seat and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just remember to bring extra pairs of pants, because you’re gonna need them!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BookCrafters

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Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Potions Brewed:	162
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	30	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

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OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Towns Built:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

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so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Void Gems Collected:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

WeddingCraftDogNoShow

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “no dogs allowed” to a whole new level! Imagine a world where tiny, yappy Pomeranians roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for the wedding of the century, where the bride and groom are faced with the ultimate dilemma: to let the dog-loving sister-in-law bring her furry friend to the ceremony or risk a family feud. Will love conquer all, or will the Pomeranian reign supreme?

Experience the thrill of navigating a wedding venue with a strict no-pets policy, all while dodging allergic reactions and emotional support animal arguments. Can you survive the drama and still say “I do” without a doggy disaster?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the wildest wedding ever to grace the world of Minecraft. Who needs a bouquet toss when you have a Pomeranian parade?

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Towns Built:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	152
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waking up with a hangover and regretting all your life choices? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the cure for all your alcohol-related woes! Join our server and you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll forget all about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual drinks are calorie-free and never give you a headache. So say goodbye to the booze and hello to blocky adventures!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CreepyCreeperCraft

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Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a pack of wolves start rapping about their love for bones.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server out there, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. And who knows, you might just discover something that will traumatize you in the best way possible.

Updated September 27, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	87
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.